Kitties!
Rupert here.
Before I tell you all about today's post, I'd like to take a minute and remember the Friends we've lost this week, and send prayers and purrs to the loved ones who are left behind to mourn.
We love you and miss you all.As long as we remember, you are not gone.
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Now kitties, I am hoping we can cheer you up a little...
Now kitties, I am hoping we can cheer you up a little...
Fin from Housecat Confidential had something happen to her the other day; her Mom claimed the house smelled "Catty"!
As if that's a BAD thing.
Fin's Mom did all kinds of cleaning and other horrible stuff to eradicate the Cattyness smells that Fin had been working on for a long time (we assume!).
This got us to thinking. We are going to offer a new service, one that will restore that nice Fusty Cat smell at a low price--in under an hour!
For ONE bag of temptations (per Cat), we will teleport over to your house and re-stink it up, using the following methods:
Scratch-n-Shed
Fur Plucking.JPG)
Blanket Skanking
Dead Animal Aroma (your chioce of Birdy, Pack Rat, or Crunchy Bug)
Lingering Pooting and Litterbox Sand Spreading
Bed Be-Furring.JPG)
Dirt and Plant Particles,
and a Fresh Cedar Scent to finish!
Kitties, We are at your service.
Any ideas on what we should call our new business?
XX Rupert & the Filthy Dirty Lounge Kats
What a great service! You guys are natural entrepreneurs!
ReplyDeleteThat is a great service!
ReplyDelete...don't forget to offer 'Paw Print' tracking all over clean surfaces!
ReplyDeleteYour biggest problem is going to be finding kitties who can go out and buy those Temptations themselves, because you just KNOW the Humans are not going to do it for them!
ReplyDeleteI am working on a name for your business, but it's almost bedtime so I can't devote my full attention. Tomorrow! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What a great new enterprise! It's a pawesome idea to have all of you make a place all Catty again since you can get it done 12 times faster than any other cat!
ReplyDeletePawsome idea! We'll call you if we need you, but our humans say we are doing pretty good all by ourselves!
ReplyDeleteAre you offering a franchise opportunity? We're in!
ReplyDeleteWe’d like to order one “blanket skanking” and one “dirt and plant particles”, please. And if those sweet white kitties come along with the service then they will blend right in with our white guys!
ReplyDeletePS Thanks for the visit…and we look forward to learning more about all the beauties you have on board.
Yesterday was so sad.
ReplyDeleteWe like the idea of your new enterprise. We would be willing to invest, but we want 40% of the business. ;)
WOW! AWESOME! We love this post! Yoo made mom larf out loud, and us too ~ and after such a sad week on the CB, it was just what we needed.
ReplyDeleteWe love the re-stink images and our purrsonel fave is scratch-n-shed! MOL!
Awwwwwwww me and Charlie will be so happy if you could all transport to us and we'll just hug you and cuddle you and snuggle you cos you're all lovely and floofy and funny!! No need to do anything! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteIt's been a terrible few days for all at CB! :-(
Take care
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Cats On Call sounds like a good name to me. You are all going to be working flat out; I think you'll need to hire in extra cats sometimes, like over the holiday season.
ReplyDeleteHow FUN! We're sure you'll be swamped with business in no time!! We would like to order a Litterbox Sand Spreading please because we know how much Momma loves that sandy feel underneath her feet....reminds her of the beach.....
ReplyDeleteAwesome! We can always use some help stinkifying the place up!
ReplyDeleteY'all really got it covered!
ReplyDeleteWe will take the WORKS! When can you come! Plus, we can play!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, my, this is such a fun idea. The Katnip Lounge Katting-up Krew.
ReplyDeleteSo sad about the kitties who had to go to the Rainbow Bridge. But all is healed there, and that is good.
Pee Ess - Thanks for the suggestion of using a dog yard with netting on top for my enclosure. Something like that just might work.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great idea! If you need someone to help leave toehawk pee-prints, Lishy is developing quite a talent...
ReplyDeleteSoooooo you all are going to start up a Maids in Waiting service for felines...it will be a hit and make you a buck or two we are sure!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Day,
Madi and Mom
Oh Rupert! What a manly man cat you are. Fank you for coming to see the portrait I had my mom put up JUST for you. And you saw it. My wee heart beats harder just looking at your manly self. Fur plucking? I gots it. Shedding? I gots it! I have a new service too that you might be interested in,. I may blog about it. Meanwhile..my heart beats only for you.
ReplyDeleteWe love this post!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is a great business Rupert. We hopes you gets lots and lots of customers.
Pawsome idea! Definitely needed. Hoomins need to broaden their horizons.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fantastic business opportunity! Unfortunately, we can't give you any business. There are more than enough kitties here to the shedding, litter box sand spreading, bed be-furring, and blanket skanking. Occasionally we get to leave the dead crunchy bug too. Oh, and the hairballs...
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Clarissa & Co.
That is a good business idea - have you got a list of all your specialities so we can pick out what needs doing round here and get our requests in.
ReplyDeletePurrs to you all!
ReplyDeleteNow onto the business, this is fantastic. You cats really are the entrepreneurs of the CB, ladder building and now this! So impressive.
Maybe you could call your business The Cat House, hm what Mom? Doesn't sound right for Vegas she says...
On a side note our word verification is frumpo, so funny
Yes, all very effective methods...my guys are particularly adept at "Bed Be-Furring" if you are looking for any sub-contractors - LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteWe think "blanket skanking" is our favorite!
ReplyDeleteWhat a super idea. It sounds like it is going to be a very successful business. We would just like for all of you to transport over here so we can meet all of you. We seem to keep our Mom's house very smelly and she just doesn't worry about it since there are so many of us. But we sure would love a visit.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day. Thanks for the funny post
What a great business idea!!!!!!!! As we were reading the post, we were wondering what you were going to call your new business.
ReplyDeleteKitty Smells, Inc.?????? You have to be sure to incorporate, y'know???????
We love y'all!!!!!!!!
Hmm, how about Catification Unlimited...We could use yoor help but we haf no temptations and no money. Maybe we could work out some kinda exchange.
ReplyDeleteWow that is a great service you offer. We don't really need it (we have enough of us to get it done quickly at our house) but if you ever decide to franchise or expand let us know because we are great at all that stuff!
ReplyDeleteA very funny post; we have most of those skills and could do that job too!...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteAs they said in the movie Monsters Inc, "stink it up!"
ReplyDeletePerhaps we could link up..I'll do the sittin' and you'll do the stinkin'. Pretty much covers it all don't ya think. Hugs, Deb =^..^=x5
ReplyDeleteOh man did we need a good chuckle today!
ReplyDeleteWe will pass on the service right now. A couple years ago mom took in two cats belonging to a friend of our boy who needed a temporary place to hang out. In three weeks one of them marked up nearly the entire basement and you oughta smell the place on dank humid days....peeee yewww!
We could help with any overflow business! Just this morning somebody left something near the door leading to the garage and my mom gagged about 9 times trying to clean it up!
ReplyDeleteI think you've got a great service there - well thought out for all needs inside the house - here some kitties have the option of outside scenting too - we used to have regular kitty visitors to our bushes offering a 'reverse up to the bush and spray' service - since getting Archie they haven't come back - yet. xx
ReplyDeleteMOL!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteToday our Momma spent hours ridding the house of all of our great smells and furr...she doesn't know how aggravating it is because now we have to go and put our stinks on everything all over again.
purrin
xo
Abby
Haha! You guys are gonna be busy 'cuz everybuddy is gonna want to use your services!! We do a lot of those things ourselves but we could use some Dead Animal Aroma!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for the nice message you left on Fat Eric's blog, and for the kind thoughts.
ReplyDeleteKate
MOL, too funny! We are sure our house does not smell catty, right mom?
ReplyDelete--JB