I was napping in the Yellow room, when all of a sudden, I woke up.
Something wasn't right.
I had a fur out of place!
But which fur was it?
Moisten the left paw,
Wash my thumb toe,
and nibble my toenail.
Rub left eye to remove eye boogers.
Rinse, Lather, and Repeat.
The Universal Solvent!
Something STILL isn't right. Rats.
On to the right side.
Ohhh, yes...I think that's it...
Ahhhh, getting everything in proper order...
I washed my ear inside out!
Whew, it popped back.
There. My furz are purrfectly purrfect.
Time to go back to sleep,
and dream about my Hissy Hottie, Annie.