Kitties!
Felix here, with some photos of me from the archives.
One day, Daddy offered me a Grape.
Not wanting to share the Grape, I checked around to make sure I was alone.
I approached the Grape carefully.
I touched it.
I tasted it's grapey Grapeness.
And I was Unimpressed.
Kitties, do you know what else Unimpresses me?
The fact that Mommy has been LAME with helping us comment for the past five weeks.
That will all end this upcoming Friday.
Or Else.
Happy Monday!
XX Felix
Looks like the grape would be more fun to play with than eat! It takes a lot of time to make lots of comments - we get behind too. It's OK!
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean. My mommy has been unimpressive for quite a while now and I'm tired of it.
ReplyDeleteThat grape looks fun to smash with my paws. But I'd still prefer tasting goldfish crackers. nom nom
fun to whap, but they can get sticky!
ReplyDeletePart of my human's job description is helping me visit all your blogs. She claims it is giving her a crick in her neck. Of course, that is a total lie. Binga lying on her at night is doing it.
ReplyDeleteFelix...you must tell your mommy that she does such a wonderful job of posting (great photos and comments) that she has more than earned a wee bit of rest now..and please tell the other furries to take good care of her when she comes back from her visit to the "human vet"!
ReplyDeleteI am never impressed with my human's lack of effectiveness...
ReplyDeleteMaybe if the grape was out of the bowl so you could whap it across the room it might be a little more fun! Our mommy sometimes puts other things like work and stuff in front of helping us comment. If she didn't treat us so well we'd have to hire a new pawsistant.
ReplyDeleteNow you listen here Mr. Felix. I won't be hearin a bad word against yer mum. She's gotz lots on her mind right about now. If yer bowls full & box is empty consider yerself lucky!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Felix, you should roll the grape into a hidden spot an watch it each day fer a week. It gets FUZZY!
ReplyDeleteEh, we'z not impressed wif grapes either. 'Cept, if yoo put it unner da stove yoor mom finds it months later and suddenly it's turned into a raisin, a really hard, gross, kinda fuzzy raisin. Hey, our mom don't effun haf a job and she does a lousy job of visiting and commenting fur us.
ReplyDeleteI hear tell grapes are b-a-d for the kittehs!
ReplyDeleteI think it's prolly a good thing you did not want to eat that grape Felix. Much better to bat it around till it gets all disgusting and someHuman steps on it, and slips, and falls down in a really ridiculous position! And that's what a grape is really good for!
Your Mommy is the best ever. Still, I understand. It's a good thing you don't live with MY Human. Then you'd know what real neglect of duty feels like.
I think ome of the others have already given you the best advice: whap it under the stove or fridge and let it ferment a while.
ReplyDeleteGive your Mom a break regarding commenting. She seems to be doing pretty well, I think. After all, taking care of all the needs of 13 of you is a LOT!
Step away from the grape - they are not good for us. Unless we want to play. Or put them where humans will tread on them, in bare feet.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for comments - well Äiti is pants at it too so don't feel bad about your Mom!
Oh ::twitch:: Small round fruit! Let me whap it!!!! Fun fun fun!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe have also been unimpressed by all forms of fruits and veggies. We just don't get the attraction.
ReplyDeleteGrapes? He's making fun of you sweetie. Demand some nice treats for teasing you.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your kind words of encouragement. Au is eating a little several times a day so I'm crossing paws he's getting better. I'm bringing him lunch in bed - something he likes.
A Grape look like a little ball but may be it's not fun because it's so soft and juicy. And it's not good for us
ReplyDeleteBut Felix, How about do GRAPE STOMP : )
QwickStep !...Stomp !!! Stomp !!! Stomp !!!
Make some red wine : )
Have a great Monday to you and your family
xxxx
Grapes aren't good for us kitties, Felix. But they're great for hoomans. So why dun u bat grapes at your Mom when you want to remind her to visit your blogging friends?
ReplyDelete~Slash & Bronzy
Milo adores grapes. He doesn't eat them, but he goes crazy-pants to get them so he can whap them abowt.
ReplyDeleteLove Alfie xx
LOL!! Awww Mr Felix!!!! You have the best most unimpressed look of utter unimpressness!! LOL!! Me and Charlie sincerely hope your mum and dad have desisted in the grape offering ritual after such a withering stare from you! Take care
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I think I would not like to taste it as well! MOL
ReplyDeleteBut we can play with that grape, like a little ball! Great idea!
purrs
Luna
We do not enjoy grapes, either. Yuck!
ReplyDeleteWe think the grape would be more fun to play with too! Eating? Not so much.
ReplyDeleteAnnie sends a soft hiss....She's still not well, not really eating now that Friday's appetite stimulant has worn off, and she seems nauseous. The mom is waiting for Friday's tests to come back, hoping it's not pancreatitis. Maybe a few hisses for her, Felix, would be helpful!
Felix, I've never tried grapes before. They don't look very tasty though. Some human food is really good! Have you tried Greek yogurt? How about peanuts? YUM!
ReplyDeleteyou tell em, grapes just aint gonna cut it!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the last photo- now THAT is unimpressed for sure. super cute :}
We'd love to whap some grapes around but mum stuffs them in her mouth far too quick for that to happen. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteIf you squash it you will get vino. FAZ
ReplyDeleteFelix if you cannot play with your food it is no fun. However, I like you, do not waste a lot of time of food that is 'good' for me.
ReplyDeleteBe kind to Mom she is the one who feeds you early in the morning.
Hugs Madi
grapes are better when you stomp on them and let them ferment for awhile.
ReplyDeleteWe understand you being unimpressed with a grape, Felix!!!!!!!!!!! Great pictures of you.
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Moms kitty when she was growing up loved not to eat them but to bat them all over the kitchen floor.
ReplyDeleteThen he'd walk away from it and it would sit there until mom or grandma would step on it & go "eewww".
Yep. Grapes can be fun if you let them.
Well grapes are fun to roll but they aren't much of a kitty delicacy. Still, better to try a new thing than pass it by! : )
ReplyDeleteFelix, be easy on mommy..she has a lot to do and things to plan. She's there to be your purrsonal heat box at night in the beddy, MOL.
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It sounds like you're all set to put your paw down!
ReplyDeleteWe've played with grapes here but have never tasted grapiness. Must put that on the list for next summer!
We are glad you did not eat that grape, since they are bad for kitties. Besides, you can hold out for something better and tastier!
ReplyDeletegrapes and inadequate support! Whatever next! Love Darcy, Bingley and Helen xxx
ReplyDeleteHoomins are just like that. Lazy. If we don't keep on them all the time...
ReplyDeleteOr else what Felix????
ReplyDeleteSilly Daddy giving you a grape. Just what it right out of that bowl and see where you can hide it, maybe under the stove or fridge.
ReplyDeleteWe are not the least big worried about Mom Trish not commenting. She has a lot on her mind and will soon be back to normal. We sure forgive her. Hugs to all and have a great day.
I like to wap a grape all over the house, its good fun untill it squishes. Mum says she understands how mum feels and it wont be long now. Mum goes in for her operation on the 23rd. Hugs GJ x
ReplyDeleteGoodness grapeness, whap it a good one!
ReplyDeleteOooo....that grape looks just like those tomatoes I love so much! Slightly different colour, sure, but same "swatable" shape!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with getting your humanoid to write you better comments - maybe she just needs a bit more training?!
From a cute kitten x
You kitties can make just about anything fun. I LOVE the unimpressed face!
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
One day Mom found that grapes are the purrfect toy for rolling up and down the hallway. She threw one grapes lots of time and watch Ping go back and forth chasing it. We never did try to eat it, just catch it.
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xoxox
What use are grapes?? The humans seem to like them all squished into a wine glass though...
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh the expression on Felix's face is priceless!!! Molly used to go insane for grapes...no other human food, just grapes :-)
ReplyDeleteUh, Felix, I don't blame you man! At least if it was Num-Nums or something...instead of a grape. But did you try batting it around?
ReplyDeleteWe would probably be unimpressed with a grape too. It doesn't look tasty.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Word verification is telling us what to do with a grape. It says rollem
Oh Felix, that was so cute. Purrhaps next time your mom will put Temptations in the bowl for you?
ReplyDelete--JB
I'm surprised you stayed that long playing with the grape...we would not have tolerated such an evil trick!
ReplyDeleteFelix, our Meowm loves your orangeness!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere are several human foods that leave us unimpressed!
I am wif the udder litties, grapes prolley make better bapper toys than kitty foods. unless daddy would soak in sum fermented nip juice? at least it would be interesting for a while longer:)
ReplyDeleteMy grandfather Mews had a thing for grapes and graham crackers-but then again he was a little off his rocker in his dotage...
ReplyDeleteI don't blame yew fur not likin the grape. All fruits taste icky but cookies now that is a total different thing!
ReplyDeleteFelix, you could have played with it, hidden it somewhere and then weeks later it would have been totally transformed!
ReplyDeleteOMC I got scared when I first saw this cause grapes are highly poisonous to kitties!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhew!! I am soooo glad you were smart and didn't want it!
Your last look there, Felix, is priceless!
ReplyDeleteWe should team up - our mom is doing good (now that she is home) and helping us visit and comment but she is totally slacking when it comes to helping us do our posts!
Pip, smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
Or else what?
ReplyDeleteLove it! Unimpressed with its grapey grapeness! haha! Sometimes the grape taste best in liquid form. ;)
ReplyDeleteFelix, you shoulda whapped that grape right out of that bowl...now that woulda been impressive!!
ReplyDeleteThe only way I'd be interested in a grape is to play with.
ReplyDeletepurrs,
genghis
Grapes may not be a tasty kitteh snack, but they do make a great cat toy!
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