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and...*Angels Grayce, KonaKitty, and Sylvester* always loved, never forgotten




Friday, February 18, 2011

Our Mommy is HIGH!

Kitties!

We've been wanting to do this for a long, long time.
YEARS.
(demerits for that!)

So let's cut to the chase:


1.  Quantity of Output:  FOUR PAWS!  Mommy has blogged for us every day, even when she wasn't feeling good.  She didn't take any vacations, go anywhere, or have a life.  Good Job, Mommy!

2.  Quality of Output:  FOUR PAWS!  Daddy has worked tirelessly photo-documenting the minutia of our daily doings (did that sound right?), and Mommy has sat endless hours with us on her lap, recording our every thought.  Mommy, for your bladder control alone, we salute you, and we will overlook the occasional inclusion of photos featuring our bottoms and the stray sarcastic remark.  After all, you're only Human.

3.  Client Pawticipation:  TWO PAWS.  Mommy, you are overly paranoid.  Why you don't make our email address an active link we'll never understand.  What's that?  You don't know how?
LAME!
You do get points for helping us with our love lives, after neutering us it's only fair.

4.  Pawticipation (Part II):  TWO PAWS.  Although we got to enter a FEW contests (And we've won some!) and we go to a lot of pawties on blogs, we don't get to do Chatzy, and there are a lot more things we'd like to try our paws at.  Because Cats are good at everything.  
Straighten up and fly right, Mommy!

5.  Client Satisfaction:  FOUR PAWS!  We hope that you enjoy visiting us every day...we have a blast plotting new things to do and show you.  By your comments, we think that we've got it right!  Naturally, any problems are all Mommy's fault.

OVERALL RATING:  ELEBENTY SEVEN PAWS!

Um, we don't do math well.
OK, at all.

Let's just say that we're pretty darn happy with the service we get with blogging.
The food schedule, well, that needs work.

Happy Friday!

XX  The Lounge Kats  XX

51 comments:

  1. We would protest very strongly if your Mom got less than seven squillion paws!

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  2. Oh great. Now my Human is all bitter. Thanks a lot, guys.

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  3. Ha ha ha, Spitty's comment!

    We think your mommy does an outstanding job--times 13!!

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  4. We think both your mom and your dad have done a pawesome job with your blog and photos! Now if only you can get that food schedule working your way then everything would be purrfect.

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  5. Good for you and your human. It seems everyone has a better human than I do.

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  6. Your mom certainly did a pawsome job. Now, does she want an extra kitty? I can come any time.

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  7. Yup you guys have a great secretary and photographer. But it never hurts to hold out for treats. Bribery is purrfectly acceptable.

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  8. We certainly enjoy your blog and we are hissing at Mom for not having much time to comment lately. Great review! Happy Friday!

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  9. Your mom must be thrilled !!! and I do agree with you guys..she deserved it !!!
    xxx

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  10. Yup, yoor mom is doing lots better den ours! Sheesh, ours don't even haf a real job and still claims not to haf time to blog effury day or worser yet, leave comments on our frends blogs! We think we may hafta fire her...but den der would be no one to scoop our boxes twice a day or open cans of stinky goodness and mash it just right.

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  11. Hehehehhe!!!
    Our mom is smiling reading this!! (And she just had her 'crown prep')!!

    We love your mommy and daddy too!!

    Love, Lucky & Co

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  12. I wish I were as happy with my human as you are with yours! But then, as you know, I do not have a catio!

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  13. We agree that the Katnip Lounge is a pretty cool place for kitties to me and your Mom deserves suitable Kudos!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  14. I think it's a good score, mommy there is doing a fabulous job with your blog!
    Love you all
    purrs
    Luna

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  15. My mum thinks I was a bit harsh with her review. I think it was perfectly fair.

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  16. ELEBENTY SEVEN PAWS!!!!! Can we adopt yoor mom please?

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  17. Awwwwwww what a brilliant and very fair assessment of your mum's overall pawsomeness!!!!!! Yay!!!!! Me and Charlie hope y'all now get extra treats for being so fabulously good!! Take care
    x

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  18. Trish, you are on the honor roll! I love Katnip Lounge and always enjoy a giggle or twelve when I visit. Nice work, Mom!

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  19. Goodness ~ that is some high ratings! I think mom deserves a promotion! :)
    xo Catherine

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  20. We love visiting here every day! Your mom and dad deserve their high marks!

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  21. Yeah, the Mom and Dad got really good marks. We have to agree that this is one hot blog. We think everyone does a good job here. Have a fun week end.

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  22. I agree - great performance review guys. You do have wonderful staff - the bestest.

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  23. Madi's Mom: In my opinion your mom deserves 52 paws on each cat-a-gory. I mean how many other Moms serve 13 kitties?

    Hugs and please tell mom we'll be thinking of her next week...and hope that your dad will post an update for us.
    Madi and Mom

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  24. You have the best bonkbonk servants ever!

    Have a great sunny fun week-end!!

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  25. That is a very good review for your mom and dad. We have to say that we love visiting you!

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  26. We think your mom and dad deserve full marks for looking after all of you and being so fur and fun friendly.

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  27. Our mom gets only swats.
    She's lazy and incompetent.
    We love reading about the minutia of your daily lives! It is endlessly fascinating how all of you interact together and with your people.

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  28. Excellent job to you all...we agree 4 paws is the score!

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  29. You all are so lucky you have such a great blogging assistant. You have a fun blog and it's always fun to read about the latest going on at your place.

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  30. Wow! Your mommy is very nice!!!
    Have a great weekend friends!
    Hugs from Brazil

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  31. Yep, the food schedule. Sounds like our home, which you have already read about. We will defnintely take some of those chickens and that tuna. Thanks! Strangely we got some of our old,old stinky goodness this morning...that Fancy Feast kind. We haven't had that for oaver a year. We heard Meowm say something aobut being out of the d-i-e-t kind. But, she is going to get more tonite. At least we got a small reprieve.

    Sounds like your humans take purrty good care of you aside from the food issue. Well, there is enough of you, we are certain you will have them properly trained on food etiquette in no time!

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  32. Bravo for your Mom and for your Dad too! I always have so much fun when I visit your blog!!!

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  33. Your Mom does some absolutely heroic posts when she includes every single one of you. Just the photography and sifting through the pictures needed to keep up your blog must be massive. Your Mom is pretty terrific.

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  34. Felines, listen up.
    Your mom deserves top paws - she's got alot of you to keep up with . . .
    How about one extra paw for that great puffy cat (which I absolutely LOVE). Oops, that was dad, wasn't it? OK. Guess mom will just have to keep trying.

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  35. MY mommy should get and has 0 paws 'cause despite the reminder she didn't help us with the review at all!!!

    (is Rupert also looking at my bloomers?)

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  36. I think our PURRsons do very well taking care of us so well and then keeping our blogs up too! KUDOS to you on your blog!

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  37. I would have been unhappy if you gave your mum any less because she is great. Your blog is the bees knees and I for one love to visit. Please say thank you to your mum for her good wishes to my mum. We know that your mum is also going for surgery and we send her lots of love and big rumbly purrs for it to go well and a quick recovery.. Hugs GJ xx

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  38. We think you do math very well! As to the email, maybe she could open a gmail account just for you and then she could post that address. We love our gemail because it works with POP3, so we can download it to the computer. And when Jan lets the computer break down and we have to beg, borrow (we don't steal) someone else's computer
    temporarily, we can still access our mail online.

    We think you did a pawsome job with your review and evidently your mom (and dad) did a fantastic job in 2010.

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  39. Count our paws in fer yer mom too! Listen here our The Mom, fly right and do it dis way... *taps computer screen*

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  40. Your Mom and Dad do a fabulous job with your blog. They are both creative and artistic and caring pawrents. We are so glad you started blogging and OF course Gracie is head over the moon for Sylvester.

    purrin
    xoxox

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  41. Your Mom and Dad sure do take good care of you and your blog.

    Purrs,
    Genghis

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  42. Wow! What a great review you gave your mum, and every paw was well deserved. Our mum would have done better if she didn't keep deserting us, and they only went and booked yet another cruise today. Do you have room for two more in your Catio?

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  43. Um, lets see... Yer Mommy an Daddy averaged over 3 paws. Thats pretty GOOD! We are glad ya are all happy with them...

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  44. You are all the sweetest babies ever to give your Mom so much paw praise! We think she well deserves it.And your Dad too.They both, together, have created a special place to visit and to live!
    the critters in The Cottage

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  45. Well, we sure enjoy visiting all of you on the catio so we'll give you 4 paws from each of us. So that's elebenty seven + twelve paws!!

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  46. We think she does a good job too, better than our mum.

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  47. your Mom DEFINITELY "has got it right!!!" So do all of you with the great review you gave your Mom!! She definitely deserves it! Your Dad too! xoxo

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  48. Yep! ELEBENTY SEVEN PAWS rating it is! Congrats to Mom and totally deserved! (PS: Just between friends, did you all have some "root" before the review?...)

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  49. Always a fun blog! Looks like you will be able to keep your job! :)

    I just realized your subhead said a baker's dozen of fabulous kats! haha!

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  50. I think that was very fair and balanced.

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