Kitties!
The Baby here.
I've been working on a Poem!
May I have you attention please?
*ahem*
"Lacertilian Love"
Spring is here, The Baby mused
rising from her bed
Time to hunt the dragon George
with fangs to pierce his head
Outside I'll look 'neath rocks and leaves
and by my Lemon tree
I'll use my snoot to scent his poop
tail thrashing hard with glee
Oh dragon George, you fill my dreams
and waking thoughts with carnage
You are an able wily foe
your heart is filled with courage
But I will slay you in the end
your time is coming soon
there simply is no escaping
the deadly Claws of Doom
Happy Monday!
XX The Baby XX
Oh he wouldn't be silly enough to enter catio...would he?
ReplyDelete::chomp::
Oh that would be tasty!
ReplyDeleteThere was a white kitteh, The Baby,
ReplyDeleteWho mused to herself, "Oh, just maybe
That George will be mine!
He'll taste so divine!"
Poor George said, "I fear that she'll flay me!"
Oh George, the brillig kitty nears
ReplyDeleteWith teeth such shining hours.
And dance you will with Red Queen hence
Until she thou devours.
And we of poor rhymnithic type
Do sport thine shiny tears
Where Walruses and Hatters play
And Make no Sense for Years!
Hee-Hee.
And you just look innocent!
ReplyDeleteGeorge had better watch his back. If he is smart, he'll leave Nevada, never to return. And come to California, namely to my zip code!
ReplyDeleteOh, The Baby, that was a most egzellent poem.
ReplyDeleteVery good poetic technique, The baby. I hope you get him!
ReplyDeleteOh dragon George,
ReplyDeleteYour destiny already been determined by The Baby
All Cats are here, No one can fix your future !
Let's face it !
Where can we get this published? What a brilliant poem.
ReplyDeleteApplause!!!Applause!!! Yay!!!! Awwwwww The Baby! The Baby, the Bard!!! Awwwwwww!! You are lethal with your claws and your words!!!! And aren't you just gorgeous with your bow-tie too?!!?
ReplyDeletePoor Georgie hasn't got a chance in hell!! LOL!!! But here is his riposte:
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Hello there kitty
My name is Georgie
I am cute and sweet and oh so tiny!
So please do not eat me
Or else I'll bite you in your hiney!
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LOL!
Yay - we love your poem The Baby and think you should do more!!!! Take care
x
we bow in deference to the Baby, the Bard, the Poet Laureate of the blogosphere.
ReplyDeleteWe wonder if there could be a rousing hymn to (sung to a familiar tune....)
Onward Katnip Loungers,
Marching off to George
With the Claw of FreeDoom
Going on Before.
George the dragon-tasty
Lies before the ring
Of drooling, hungry kitties
Hear those felines sing......
Onward Katnip Loungers,
Marching off to George
With the Claw of FreeDoom
Going on Before.
We look forward to more poems from The Baby -this has really brightened our day.
George is a cutie but we don't think he's very smart!
ReplyDeleteLOL ~ that's a very good poem! I am thinking dragon George best stay out of your way! :)
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
You can't catch me, George says with a scoff
ReplyDeleteThe Baby just smiled and said
Hey look, I made your tail fall off!
George runs off before he gets dead
MOL Baby!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are not only gorgeous you are talented!!
That is one excellent poem. You and your assistant might want to get it published.
Hugs Madi
omigod Baby, how talented!
ReplyDeleteI'm always enchanted by poetry, this one is adorable!
I also LOVE these pictures!
purrs and purrs and purrs!
Great post!
Luna
You are quite the poet! Love you bow tie, btw. It's very stylish.
ReplyDeleteBaby! Yoo are a wonderful poet! And if yoor hunting skills match yoor poetry skills, that George might as well start planning his own funeral! Tee hee! AND we love that bow tie!
ReplyDeleteVery well done baby. You already look like a professional so I'm sure you will become famous very soon. Love dat bow tie too.
ReplyDeleteHurrah, The Baby! Well done indeed! We think George's days are numbered!
ReplyDelete-Nicki and Derry
you are a very talented poet. i am very very afraid.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, even though we do not have Georges here in Finland we have geckoes on some blankies and Pekka-poika is posing for you on one on our latest blog entry!
ReplyDeleteBaby you are a very good poet and we're sure George is very flattered that you have written about him - it's just a good job he can't read!!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
The Baby; new Poet Laureate of America!!! Btw, love your bow tie :-)
ReplyDeleteThat was darn good Baby!!!
ReplyDeleteFirst, let us say that is one snazzy tie you have on!!!
ReplyDeleteExcellent poem The Baby!
Hahahahah!
ReplyDeleteI love this poem!
Kisses from Brazil.
Oh dat looks a tasty morsel! Now I'm all drooly!
ReplyDeleteLovez the poem; you is such a sweet bard!
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
That is an outstanding poem! You are very talented!
ReplyDelete--JB
"Bye George"
ReplyDeleteThat sure was a great poem Baby. And then all the other poems in answer. How terrific is that. Wish our Mom could do poetry.
ReplyDeleteThat dragon looks a little scary even if it is small. Baby you had better be careful. Good luck.
That is a fabulous poem but I hope that little lizard doent wander near you all or all will be over.. Hugs GJ x
ReplyDeleteThe Baby, I am way past impressed. I am AWED by your poetic abilities. Some of the others are pretty darn good too!
ReplyDeleteGeorgie,Porgie,Puddin and Pie,
ReplyDeleteKissed the Baby and made her cry.Hmmm.Well it's a poem.Not ours but we have to get that dang lizard in our garden and time is of the essence.
the critters in The Cottage
What a great poem!
ReplyDeleteHappy Hunting!!!
That was a wonderful poem, Baby, and I'm very taken by how handsome you look in that fabulous bow-tie!
ReplyDeleteBaby you are quite the poet!
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, do Georges taste good??
Lizzie & 1/4 dozen cats in Boston
That was a most excellent poem you wrote Baby.
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing it with us.
Purrs,
Genghis
My lips are craving some lizard,
ReplyDeletevery good poem Baby.
purrin
xoxox
You are a very good poet The Baby. We have never met any George's but we would really like to taste one.
ReplyDeleteYour furry little white demon!!!
ReplyDeleteStewart and Isabella applaud your prose Baby!
ReplyDeleteThat little lizard has been warned. He better keep his eyes peeled! Since it will (supposedly) be spring in a few weeks, I have started to also have bloodthirsty thoughts about Mr. Chipmunk, too.
ReplyDeletePS Is that a new colar on you, Baby? I like it.
Oh Baby,
ReplyDeleteYou are a cat of many words...you really know how to slay them, too.
**clapping paws wildly** What a great poem, The Baby!
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, and Hollie
Great poem - & Baby, while we appreciate ALL pics of kitties, that last pic looked DELICIOUS!!! We really wish we had Georges here! Bet our Mom, er, Caretaker appreciates that we don't though...
ReplyDeleteMay Ling, Simon says he missed you SO much, he pukied on our caretaker's bed this afternoon to tell her he HAS to visit you today!! He'll be RIGHT over!
Have a great day!!
~Nico, Simon & JayJay :)
Baby, that was a most excellent poem!! Now get out there and find George!!
ReplyDeleteThat was a super poem! But wait...I guess I missed something...George is a gecko!?
ReplyDeleteHee, great poem! I love your bow tie, too!
ReplyDeleteYou've got my attention for sure!! Wow - you look so innocent but that poem really was quite graphic! I wouldn't mess with you!
ReplyDeleteFrom a cute cat x
p.s. I love your bow-tie! Think I would look quite handsome with one too. :)
Baby, you are a truly talented poet! And I love the fact that you dressed up for the recitation.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is -- poor George!