*cue circus music*
Hurry, Hurry, Hurry,
Step right up!
Prepare yourselves to be thrilled, amused and confused by the following feline attraction!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Cats and Kittens, may I present:
THE HEADLESS CAT!!
Marvel at his fabulous French Tip Manicure!
Watch his Head appear!
And Squee at his Tufty Toes!
He's amazing!...Satisfaction guaranteed.
XX RingMaster Mommy XX