So I'm sitting on the Mondo cat scratcher, minding my own business, when all of a sudden Mommy starts twiddling me with the feather toy!
::tickle tickle, twiddle, pester::
I had to attack it!
After the first salvo, I took a break to sniff the feathers.
Hmmmm, smells like Cat Spit.
Then it was back to the attack!
Shake those tail feathers, Mommy!
I trapped those feathers down on the perch with my mighty paws!
Uh oh, they're getting away...
::claw claw scrabble bite bite bite::
Uh oh, they're baaaack...
Feathers: Oh, Feeeeeeeliiiiiixxxx...
XX Felix XX