I'm all relaxed and stuff in this California Grapes box, recharging my Catteries for my next crazypantz escapade. Mommy cannot imagine how this position can be comfortable, but I find it to be most pleasing.
Mommy speculates that I don't have a spine.
She's just jealous.
And what Human wouldn't be?
Daddy calls me Mister Swiffer, because my fur attracts all sorts of debris and assorted leaves, twigs, and other, more mysterious items.
Combing my fur is always an adventure. Grooming is a lot of work. I really don't enjoy either one.
But I keep me some clean feets!
Actually, I'm not a dirty Cat.
I'm just disheveled and untidy.
And according to Mommy (who smells every Cat she can) I smell Excellent!
So, are there any girlcats out there who might be looking for a Crazypantz Crumply Cat?
Cuz I'm available!
XX Maui XX