Kitties!
Maui here.
I'm all relaxed and stuff in this California Grapes box, recharging my Catteries for my next crazypantz escapade. Mommy cannot imagine how this position can be comfortable, but I find it to be most pleasing.
Mommy speculates that I don't have a spine.
She's just jealous.
And what Human wouldn't be?
Daddy calls me Mister Swiffer, because my fur attracts all sorts of debris and assorted leaves, twigs, and other, more mysterious items.
Combing my fur is always an adventure. Grooming is a lot of work. I really don't enjoy either one.
But I keep me some clean feets!
Actually, I'm not a dirty Cat.
I'm just disheveled and untidy.
And according to Mommy (who smells every Cat she can) I smell Excellent!
So, are there any girlcats out there who might be looking for a Crazypantz Crumply Cat?
Cuz I'm available!
Happy Tuesday!
XX Maui XX
I think there may be a lot of ladies out there looking for a guy with nice shoes.
ReplyDeleteI'm like your mommy..love to smell those kitties.
Love the new blog look.
I am busy hiding your pictures from Aila-sisko as I am sure she would jump at that belly. Äiti is melting away too - something about the dishevelled curly bits look. I think I can only aspire to that level of windswept, tousled hunkiness. You are a master, Maui.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Bro, I'm not your guy. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
ReplyDeleteSay, your feets ARE clean.
What constitutes "excellent" cat smell to your Mommy?
pee ess: I know it should be a Boycat, but I think I might like Grayce as my Second. I understand she has Quite the Bite. Or...wasn't that May Ling advertising her claws a few posts back?
ReplyDeleteGreat looking contortonistical abilities (now that's a word I need to look up in the dictionary) Maui.
ReplyDeleteLooking good, dishevelled or not. And the Mouskateers all like your choice of bed/box.
Smell is a plus with the kitties, and ours always smell fresh and clean. Never had to wash a single one of them. They gots good working tongues. Of course we help with the brushing and such .....
Looking good.
Just sayin .....
Although I am sure you smell good, Maui, I would not trust a human's judgement on quality kitty smell! You know their noses don't work nearly as well as ours do!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! You're Swiffer? They call me "The Mop" ...I bring in whole puddles on each of my feet! heh heh Know what ya mean - long hair & grooming, man, I feel your hairball pain. Solidarity, brofur!
ReplyDeleteMaui,
ReplyDeleteI'm yours. purrrr.....meow!
You look great in your grapes box. I think I need one.
ReplyDeleteYou are disheveled but handsome, like a mountain man! Rugged and fierce!
ReplyDeleteMaui, I do believe you are ruggedly handsome.
ReplyDelete*sigh* We lady cats love dat disheviled, devil may care look...we'd be happy to help wif da grooming!
ReplyDeleteMaui, I'm always available for a handsome hunk of a mancat like you! And what's more, I don't mind sharing you with others too, as long as you don't mind the same, of course. That windswept look is all the rage on the catwalk at the moment, and me and the human are loving it!
ReplyDeleteThat position looks SUPER comfy!!!
ReplyDeleteLook like many cat ladies will swoon here : )
ReplyDeleteMaui, would you like to sell your box ?
I think you look very handsome, Maui...
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Sei-Chan
Beautiful Maui!!! Me and Charlie just know that adorable girl kitties are swooning simultaneously over you!! You are one handsome and most eligible floofy mankitty!! Yay!! Take care
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Bonjour Maui,
ReplyDeleteYour California grapes box is so beautiful and I bet it's really comfortable for a good nap!Lovely pictures!
purrs
Luna
Teddy sleeps like that sometimes. Sorry Maui, but my heart belongs to CC.
ReplyDeleteJust want to stroke that lovely exposed tummy! You are a very handsome boy and I am sure you swell lovely! :)
ReplyDeleteI am not aware that there are mopcats. All I know about is stainless steel minimalist Bauhaus-type chic. Even the undercoat must go. I am willing to be educated, however. Something is working well for you. I can see that.
ReplyDeleteMy Aunt Beatrice is always looking for a man who can take care of her needs. Do you like women who require A LOT of attention?
ReplyDeleteMaui, that is a fine sleeping position. What does your Mom know?? Bet she can't do that. MewMew thinks you are most handsome Maui. Let us know if you need a picture of Mewmew. Hope all of you have a fun day.
ReplyDeleteMy mum always teases me about the crap I hide in my furs. One day, she combed out a little spider.
ReplyDeleteIt took me a little while to figure out which bit of you was what in the first photo! :)
-Lishy.
Maui,
ReplyDeleteBoy did the peeps give you the right name you are a laid back easy going Hawaiian hang ten dude!!
Hugs Madi
We haven't read the comments, but we bet there are LOTS of mancats who are lining up for your attention, Maui!
ReplyDeleteOh MY! I love Tia's comment this morning. I also love your Daddy calling you the Swiffer. I gather up things in my furs too. I am a dustmop so I have been told.
ReplyDeleteYou are so gorgeous that I know you'll have lots of boyfriends applying for your clean feets.
My mommy also sniffs kitties. What's with these moms?
My catparents often tell me I smell like Chai tea. I'd love to get with you, but you know how tough long distance relationships can be...
ReplyDeleteyou and i share something in common. i've been called spineless many times in my life.
ReplyDeleteMaui, Ginger hides all sorts of mysterious stuff in her furs as well.
ReplyDeleteMaui I collect all sorts of things in my tail too - mum is always grabbing it and taking bits of twigs and leaves out of it (Whispers) I have been known to leave a bit of pxxh hidden in there too!! Sorry if that puts you off your dinner. I feel we ought to get to know each other better.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah xx xx
ps Lucy doesn't know about this comment!
Oh you won't have a problem finding a sweet ladycat, they are all swooning right now!
ReplyDeleteMy, despite all those, you are good looking.
ReplyDeleteOur human did not feel like blogging this week. We may be back next week, hopefully.
I reckon you will get lots of takers and I know how you feel because my fur attracts all things too and I dont like grooming much especialy under my tummy. Hugs GJ x
ReplyDeleteYou are a very handsome mancat Maui. Mom is keeping Ivy away from the computer or we would have to buy her a ticket to the Catio. :)
ReplyDeleteAs u say = What does 2-legged know about comfy sleeping styles ?!
ReplyDeleteI sure do think that lookes sooo comfy to sleep in that Grape box !
Hi Maui! You know I think you are super handsome - I wish I didn't have a guilt complex that made it impossible for me to pick only one special mancat! Mommy says I take after her in that way.
ReplyDeleteMy dad likes to smell the cats at our house - he doesn't see a lot of cats at other houses but he would probably smell them too. And we understand about picking up debris - even though Virgil has short furs they are like velcro for everything - and always show up because of his black furs.
Anyway, both me and the others all understand why you are comfortable there - we think that looks like a great napping position!!
Your girlcat friend (because I hope we are friends even if we aren't boyfriend/girlfriend)
Stella (oh and the others all say hi)
Aww, looks like Pieces. :-(
ReplyDeleteMaui! You one handsome kitty. My Babybella or Prissy Poo would like you. Now if you like your girls shy Pretty Piper would be your girl.
ReplyDeleteNow Piper is also handicap. Her two front legs don't look quite right and she does limp a little. Piper is also quite smart. She can say Mama and she can do a Trick for her Treat.
Bella and Poo just like to look pretty.
Oh Shoot!! Who Cares! We all like you!
I must confess I am a cat smeller too!
ReplyDeleteYou do manage to look quite comfortable!
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful position that is! We think it's super-comfy.
ReplyDeleteYou do look very much like Chester, it is funny. But Chester is not dissheveled. He is quite manicured.
ReplyDelete--JB
We bet you will find a ladycat in no time!
ReplyDeleteThe box looks like a perfect place for a nap. You looks very comfy.
ReplyDeleteWe want a box too !
I love boxes, Maui. Is there room for a ladycat? coz you're so handsome all floofed up and twisted.
ReplyDeletexoxo Kassey
Maui, we love your slightly messy furs! We'll come snuggle with you in that box!
ReplyDeleteAngel & Isabella
Maui and Mitalee sitting in a tree
ReplyDeleteg-r-o-o-m-i-n-g
sounds sweet...
the critters in The Cottage
Those are a lot of my favorite positions too, and I also am a 4 footed swiffer! -Shaggy
ReplyDeleteThe smaller the box the better it is ! You look like a mop in there, just like Kim, and she is so black that I never know were is the beginning and the end of her body when she lays in a box !
ReplyDeleteWow! Looks at all that hair! Me has not alot! Me thinks yous is handsome in a disheveled sort of way.
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Nellie
You've got bed-hair, Maui! And that's supposed to be very sexy. On you, it looks really good! I'd be surprised if you don't have to beat off the ladycats with a stick -- or your very clean paws.
ReplyDeleteYour fur is a great alternative to pockets!
ReplyDeleteMaui, you are so handsome and shaggy!
ReplyDeleteMaui
ReplyDeleteI bet the girlcats are lining up!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥
That looked like a most excellent sleep position to me. Sleep on.
ReplyDeleteTidy fur is highly over rated - don't you think?
Purrs,
Genghis
Humans don´t understand us!!!!
ReplyDeleteAssign: Nelson and Bavarescats!
Maui, we think you look very comfortable there. We don't understand why your mom would question it.
ReplyDeleteYou can have Zoey...she's kinda dissheveled too and she's got that crazypants tail...
Wally & Ernie
Holy moly you chick magnet you. You've got the ladycats beating down the door! If I didn't already have a ladycat I'd be totally jealous.
ReplyDeleteI do dig those crazy furs bud. Daisy has it right. A great alternative to pockets! Chicks dig mussy furs. I mean, how else can that talentless Bieber guy get all that play?
Hope you find a ladycat soon. Mum loves to smell our furs too.
ReplyDeleteMr. Maui, we didn't read all of the comments (we're trying to make our mom go to bed RIGHT NOW), but we're absitively positive that there are a LOT of ladycats who would kill to be your girl!
ReplyDelete"recharging my Catteries" is my new favorite phrase!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, Maui, you can twist around like Ayla (she won a yoga contest a couple years ago). We admire all the stuff ya collect with yer furs. We come in with lots of leaf debris, but we can roll around outside an can be swept clean with a hand. Impressive!
ReplyDeleteIza and Marley
My kitty Naomi is curled up purring on my lap right now. She instantly passed out after looking at your radiantly fluffy handsome-osity! And her fluffy boyfriend Julius is very, very jealous.
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