The Baby here.
I'm hiding my face...
...because I'm about to tell you a deep dark Family Secret.
Something that only Mommy, Daddy and Us Cats know.
Oh, I don't know if I can do this!
What's that? I HAVE to?
Mommy, I'm a Cat. I don't HAVE to do anything.
WHAT? No treats?
OK, here it is.
I, The Baby, have 582 names!
Here are just a few:
Olde Grizzled Whitey
So now you know Our Family Secret. Please don't tell anybody, it's pretty hard to breathe with my head crammed in the box corner.
XX The Baby XX