Felix here. I'm in a quandry, and it's making me (even more) cantankerous (than usual). According to Mommy, I have the World's Skinniest Shanks. And when I order fresh CrankyPants, I get a size "S". So I know my bum is lean and mean.
But here's the dichotomy...allow me to demonstrate:
...and get comfy.
Kitties, take a look at my rear end.
The scratcher makes my bum look BIG!
This displeases me.
No pun intended.
XX Felix XX