Avast Ye Kitlens!
The Feeding Wench be a lazy landlubber an' deserted her duties--AGAIN!
The truth be that she set sail with Cap'n Morgan...an' left us high n'dry for Meow Like a Pirate Day!
I am NOT drinking rum, you scurvy knaves!
Be silent, wench, afore we keelhaul your hide!
Thanks be to Cod that Cap'n Puddy sent us this bonny graphic to display...
...or it woul' be the Cat o'thirteen tails for her!
Merry Monday, Mates!
XX The Crew, HMS Tuna XX