We have some mighty frightening creatures here in the desert...guaranteed to scare the fur pants right offa you!
Please shield young kittens and squeamish humans from the following photos:
Mister Kadiddle Hopper!
Mommy is terrified of these.
Sidewinder Rattlesnake--notice something missing from the tip of the tail? We chewed the rattles off before Mommy took it away from us!
She's a real buzz kill, sometimes.
Johnny and his Desert Hairy Scorpion--sadly, Scorpions are not good at playing a long time.
The Little Brown Bat that Could!
Almost scare the poop out of Mommy, that is.
He was meandering down the hall at work, so Mommy scooped him into the jar and released him outdoors.
Missus Black Widow, with her potential children.
These Ladies are Bad News. Daddy sprays poison to kill them and Mommy smashes them with her shoe. They are worse than rattlesnakes--at least with a snake bite there's antivenin shots; a Black Widow bite would kill us.
Speaking of dead, here's a dead cockroach. Which is how most of 'em end up after WE see 'em!
They don't taste good though. We leave the carcasses for Daddy to clean up.
A Praying Mantis!
We are Not Allowed to eat these; something about being good for the environment, blah blah blah.
And now, the Most Terrifying Creature of them all...
The STYLISH MOMMY!
Happy Halloween Monday!
XX The Kreepy Katnip Lounge Kats XX