Kitties!
Maui here.
Daddy went to WalMart and he bought something for us!
Hmmm, what's this?
A new ESS?
Excellent!
Time for a test drive.
Yep, the stalking and leaping potential is superb. Check.
The sisal is woven in a nice big berber pattern and has better-than-average gription.
Double Check!
The height is right...
I can balance with only one foot on the floor. Check.
The dangly fevver toy in the upside-downy part is INTACT.
Super Duper Extra Check!
Sanitary carpet.
No barf stains or dried dribble. Check.
In fact, the carpet smells like...like...like VALERIAN ROOT!
Oh wow, man...checkaroonie ding dong!
Kitties, this is certainly a six-checker ESS.
And as we felines know, six checks are the Epitome of Excellence in Cat Parlance.
Whew, I'm thirsty!
All that work, those big words...and the cottonmouth from the Root.
Back to the new, approved, six-checker ESS.
Ooooh! It's good for wiping my lips, too...could this ESS be worthy of SEVEN checks?
You decide!
Happy Monday!
XX Maui XX
It looks like a lucky seven check to us! We don't haf an Ess....yet.
ReplyDeleteExcellent review, Maui. It certainly deserves a seven. purrr...meow!
ReplyDeleteMaui, are you planning on sharing that Ess with anyone?
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely a seven checker, Maui. Love your lip-wipe of approval :)
ReplyDeleteMaui, This is cute test which I have ever seen : )
ReplyDeleteIf I don't remember wrong, This is the third ESS in the lounge. I wish they sell in Australia. I really want one !
The woman was telling the Male about an Ess and I think he thinks we should get one! Cool!
ReplyDeleteSuperess!
ReplyDeleteGlad you're liking your new Ess, Maui!
ReplyDeleteMom says from her point of view it deserves an eighth check for being easy on the eyes. That's a great Ess!!!
ReplyDeleteyou look so happy with the ESS
ReplyDeleteowhhhh...we really wanted the ESS badly!!! hope the bean will buy for us someday :(
BoBo Salem
Meow Meow Family
We do love that Ess!!!! I think it has been added to our Christmas list!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful Maui!! Me and Charlie are in super duper AWE at your fantastic review of the new ESS!! Wow! Seven Paws up for the product!!! Gazillion Paws up for you! Yay!
ReplyDeleteTake care
x
Definitely looks worthy of a seven to me! Love your 'paws on' review Maui! =^..^=
ReplyDeleteYou know what I think? I think you NEED MORE TOYS! You don't have enough scattered across that floor!:)
ReplyDeleteMaui, we loved your test drive of the new ESS. Ours didn't come with Valerian, though--obviously we're missing out. :-D
ReplyDeleteMaui! You sure know how to git 'er done..testing of a new toy! I admire your all points inspection.
ReplyDeletexoxox
Yes for sure a seven.. I sure would love one of those and keep dropping hints but so faar getting nowhere.. Hugs GJ x
ReplyDeleteyour brothers and sisters should thank you for your thorough inspection.
ReplyDeleteWell we suspect 13 checks ~ and that's if yoor resident feral doesn't try to gate crash. MOL! xxx
ReplyDeleteSo many pictures of Maui! THAT'S what I call excellent!!!
ReplyDeleteBlush...
Sei-Chan
The really Ess quite the workout you had there!!!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are lucky. Our people haven't bought us an ESS yet.
ReplyDeleteThey have Ess's at WalMart????
ReplyDeleteThe people went there yesterday and only came back with jeans and undies!!! For themselves!!!
This is an outrage!
All this Ess talk is driving us mad! What is LP's problem? We've told her over and over again that we want an Ess and we've been using no uncertain or polite terms! AND...still no Ess!! Where did you buy your hooman again? Obviously we got ours in the bargain bin....after a warehouse fire...
ReplyDeletethe critters in The Cottage xo
Great review, loved the visuals. Me gives yous 7 paws!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
That is a very smart Ess - we have a pompom on a spring as our toy on ours but if we wang it hard it flies across the room - it can catch you unawares if it hits you on the butt!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
If it had toss potential it would be an eight! Good job Maui
ReplyDeleteIt sure looks like it´s worth SEVEN checks !!!
ReplyDeleteYou sure do a great job selling that ESS, Maui!
ReplyDeleteYou kitties are so lucky to have such a sweet dad that buys you new stuff. Yup... you have it made.
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
Whoa! I could use one of those? MalMart, you say? I'm gonna have to try out that egg carton idea you gave me. xoxo
ReplyDelete...hey watch it, you're ruining one of the checks cause you're putting 'dribble' on it...or does it not count when it's YOURS!? That looks like a lot of fun...we don't have anything like that...sniff. We like your blingy's on the floor...what are those? Purrs, Lolo, Tiny, Ellwood and Ginjah
ReplyDeleteexcellent review Maui. WE have one of those and it is fun to play on and bite on too. I am glad your dad got you a new ess
ReplyDeletebig bonks
Hey Maui Wowie sauce! YOu is one pawsome esss checker!
ReplyDeleteCan you tellz us what the name of the water fountanz is you gotz? We needs one for the Bengal pain in the tail Ms. Jenga.
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Maui you are so funny!! I bet you gave Dad lots of nose taps for all the new and exciting things.
ReplyDeleteMom and I are back in the saddle albeit Mom is sitting a tad crooked.
Hugs Madi
A 6 check ESS? That almost never happens.
ReplyDeleteA Seven check ESS Maui? That is one purrfect ESS! How'd you keep the rest of the Horde away during your check process?
ReplyDeleteseal of approval by maui - we're jealous. our mama didn't buy us one yet. how can you get the hoomans to get you one, any tip?
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
We love these photos... but the last is so funny!!!
ReplyDeleteI love your blog!
We are so glad you luf your new ess. Our human thought Sissy would like one because she lufs her cardboard ess. She wouldn't have anything to do with it. Our human gave it to the no kill shelter she volunteers at. The kitties there really gave it a workout.
ReplyDeleteI might be the only cat in the universe without an Ess!
ReplyDeleteWe have one but we haven't played or napped on it in awhile. Maybe we will go play with it now.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like there's lots of cool toys on the floor. Lucky you!!
Ooooh valerian root? We cannot resist that stuff. Mum thinks it's so stinky but we loooooove it. You lucky cat!
ReplyDeletepawsome! definitely a seven-checker, Maui! something must be wrong here at our house...we don't even have *one* ESS! :(
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
Oh man! We love that ESS. We've told our mom she just has to get one for us.
ReplyDeleteMaui you are just beatufiul too.
Marley here..my mom is having Thanksgiving at our house Thanksgiving so my Catnip and Brushing party will be in the late afternoon. I will get mom to take pics of it.
Wowie Maui!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is some ESS!!!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Happy new ESS and happy Monday.
ReplyDeleteWOW!!! THat is a pawsome ess!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWE wish Mom would get us one!
WE think it does qualify for 7 checks too ;) heehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ
Wow Maui! You should get paid for all that hard work you do testing the new ESS. I must say you did a very thorough job. Since it has your apPURRoval, I think I'll look for one like that for my kitties, too. It looks larger than most. I know it smells good, but how does it taste?
ReplyDeleteWOW! That is the coolest lookin' ess we have ever seen! Love the colors!
ReplyDeletethat appears to DEFINITELY be "7 check" worthy!! For sure!
ReplyDelete"cottonmouth from the root" I love it!
We've never heard of any toy receiving 7 checks before...wow!
ReplyDeleteHow long will it take you to break that one in, Maui??
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