I'm snoopervising up a storm!
Whew. I've been at this for, like, two whole minutes. I'm bored.
Let's see if Daddy has thrown anything away that I need to inspect.
There's WAX PAPER in here!
DADDY!!!!! How could you throw wax paper away!
What an incompetent nincompoop.
I guess I'll have to get it myself.
Oh my...there's several pieces in here. I think Daddy's yearly performance review is going to be chock full o'demerits.
He KNOWS all wax needs to be
chewed Quality Tested before disposal!
And what is this!?! Sticky paper?
Yes, I do believe it is! Things are going from Bad to Worse.
This has gone beyond the pale. I cannot believe Daddy's blatant trash transgressions!
*must bite sticky paper*
Sorry about that, I get a little carried away when sticky paper is involved...
I guess I'll have to conduct a Trash re-training session.
This isn't what I had in mind!
I may be in trouble...
XX Felix XX