Kitties!
Felix here.
I'm snoopervising up a storm!
Whew. I've been at this for, like, two whole minutes. I'm bored.
Let's see if Daddy has thrown anything away that I need to inspect.
Hmmmm.
Holy Cod!
There's WAX PAPER in here!
DADDY!!!!! How could you throw wax paper away!
What an incompetent nincompoop.
I guess I'll have to get it myself.
Oh my...there's several pieces in here. I think Daddy's yearly performance review is going to be chock full o'demerits.
He KNOWS all wax needs to be chewed Quality Tested before disposal!
And what is this!?! Sticky paper?
Yes, I do believe it is! Things are going from Bad to Worse.
This has gone beyond the pale. I cannot believe Daddy's blatant trash transgressions!
*must bite sticky paper*
Ahem.
Sorry about that, I get a little carried away when sticky paper is involved...
*sigh*
I guess I'll have to conduct a Trash re-training session.
HEY!
This isn't what I had in mind!
I may be in trouble...
Happy Tuesday!
XX Felix XX
What is it with humans at the moment - they just aren't up to scratch! Waxy paper though - that is such fun. Your Daddy is seriously amiss and certainly needs retraining on how to recycle.
ReplyDeleteWow! Me thinks whaps are in order - yous should make sure the claws is out, just a little!
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Nellie
Felix, dood, you must train your hoomans to let all papers pass yours inspekshuns!
ReplyDeleteHey Felix, I loves wax papers too, and sticky papers, and cardboard papers and well, paper papers. I think it would be fun to see who could chew the most the fastest! All those little bits everywhere would sure keep the beans busy. Tee, hee, hee. Yours, Oui Oui, Mighty Paper Chewer
ReplyDeleteAwesome necktie...errr....sticky paper, Felix! purrr....meow!
ReplyDeleteWhen in doubt, BITE it.
ReplyDeleteExcellent trash finding!
ReplyDeleteYour daddy needs another box to throw your sticky paper in instead of carelessly throwing in the trash!
ReplyDeleteYour daddy needs some retraining! How could he throw the sticky paper without your permission?
ReplyDeleteYou do look mighty dapper with the sticky tape necktie, Felix!
human are just forgetful
ReplyDeletewe need to remind them everytime
pursss
BoBo Salem
Meow Meow Family
Mmmmm. I think your Daddeh deserves some punishing for making you wear that stoopy necklace and even worse, taking that humiliating picture of you in it.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet FDW and Grayce could help you make him suffer a little.
Humans throw away the silliest things. They could at least let us play with the good stuff first. Thank you so much for your kind words about Emma. I am so very lucky to have so many great friends.
ReplyDeleteWe think that tie means you are now an Executive Manager. We're pretty sure that means you have to check ALL the trash.
ReplyDeleteNice Collar, Felix ! Ha..Ha..Ha
ReplyDeleteFelix, Not what you had in mind, But you can be sure one piece has been saved by YOU !!!!
( Don't need to go to da bin )
and you can do " Check ! Check ! Anytime ; )
Dapper looking tie there Felix! And around here they say that box of wax and sticky papers sure looks like a good place for a nap! Nap with chompy stuff at hand, whoo hoo!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, nice.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing you were keeping such a close watch, and saved all that fun stuff!
ReplyDeleteAwwww lovely Felix! Me and Charlie think your deserve extra yummy treat bonuses for being so patient with dad! Take care
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Very nice collar Felix ;-)
ReplyDeleteMe too has to check the WASTE PAPER BASKET at my mom´s PC-desk. You never know what they trying to throw away , do you ?!
Have a pawsome tuesday :)
Humans! They have NO idea what is valuable and what is not - and it is up to us kitties to explain that to them!
ReplyDeleteRetraining is definitely on the cards. Either that or you'll have to let him go!
ReplyDeleteFelix, we want to know what sticky paper tastes like. Chicken? Tuna? It must have a very good flavour!
ReplyDeleteOh oh ~ clearly dad needs a good talking too about wasting good paper. ;)
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
You need to whip that Dad of yours into shape!
ReplyDeleteAnd WOW, is that a CASSETTE TAPE in the box?!
Okay, I'm a little slow. I just noticed the five billion cassette tapes in the first photo...
ReplyDeletegood help is hard to find.
ReplyDeleteWhoa...now I'm concerned about what my mom and dad might be throwing in the trash. I know sometimes they throw away some of our most chewed up and loved on toys. It's a crime!
ReplyDeleteWhapping! Definitely whapping is needed. Go for it!
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Can't trust those daddys for anything - though we think the sticky paper may have gotten you in that last picture. And mom says better sticky paper than used tissues like Ivy likes to pull out of the trash.....
ReplyDeleteOh Felix you are too adorable!!!
ReplyDeleteWax paper is good? We never knew that! We're going to tell our mom.
ReplyDeleteGreat snoopervision Felix! That's the best time to do it...when they least suspect.
ReplyDeleteRE: you comment about Orinch Boy. Yes he is an intact male and mom has been thinking for some time as you are, that he probably was kicked out of his house most likely for marking, as intact males will do. He is so darn cute. Mom will rent a trap after thanksgiving and get him taken care of.
Your daddy needs a bitey or two to train him to sort the trash. Wax paper and sticky paper should be in a separate box!
ReplyDeleteI just can't get over that your humans let you sort the trash. Ugh i have some re-training to do myself I think.
ReplyDeleteYour Dad ought to pay you well for that inspection Felix - doesn't he know that everything to be recycled has to have forms filled in triplicate with 6 copies of each set unless sorted and agreed by you!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Felix, I'm not sure what your daddy would do without you. Imagine the complete mess he'd make out of the trash otherwise!
ReplyDeleteYou have a lot of work to do with your human! It is hard when they stray off course!
ReplyDeleteOh we definitely think some punishment is in order for that Dad. He is just getting sloppy about his tossing out stuff. Good thing he has you snooopervising him Felix. Have a super Tues.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteI've learned my lesson with sticky paper. That Gloman...he is NOT to be trusted around sticky paper. I've found it best to keep my distance.
xo Katie
Well, look on the bright side, you won't loose that sticky paper any time soon!
ReplyDeletePublicists are not to be trusted with any important task
ReplyDeleteDaddy's trash is your treasure. Mom said she kept singing Hit the Road Jack all day after you left your comment - and she can't sing so we suffered!!!! No more songs!!!
ReplyDeleteOne person's trash is another cat's toy, as they say. Felix, your dad needs quadroople demerits after the sticky paper collar incident!
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
Felix, you´re so fashion with this collar!!!!
ReplyDeleteKisses on nose!
Marilia and Bavarescats
Isn't it amazing what people throw away? Crazy!
ReplyDeleteFelix...It appears peeps are not the brightest bulbs in the package. I have found Mom needs constant snoopervision and retraining.
ReplyDeleteMom is doing a lot better today thank you for your good wishes.
Hugs Madi
But Felix, this is why Daddy buys stuff at MalMart. Like the ESS, have you forgotten? Because Daddy knows he will transgress in other areas. Have mercy? No. I thought not.
ReplyDeleteFelix, you have a beautiful coat. Love the color!
ReplyDelete~ Anna Sue
I know! I know! I thought of a good punishment for your Daddeh:
ReplyDeleteYou can poke him with the soft cushions in the comfy chair!!!!!
You certainly are the wax paper/sticky paper king of the blog world. Love that picture.
ReplyDeleteYou know, every now and again that happens to us and it has happened with a few blogs in the last couple weeks--nothing shows up and then suddenly BAHM. I wonder what's up with that?
ReplyDeleteWhew! Felix, we're so glad you were there to inspect that trash!!
ReplyDeleteFelix, ya have definitely discovered stuff worth saving!
ReplyDeleteOMC Felix! You know what THEY just did don't you?!They are making you wear the bitey marks collar of shame.How dare they!Once again it is time for REVENGE! We can be over in five if you need some help...
ReplyDeletethe critters in The Cottage xo
Well, thank goodness you were there to rescue that paper before it got tossed! What WOULD your humans do without you?!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Felix is really wrapped up in his work! Oh, the foibles of a trash inspector.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good find. Lucky you were there to check the trash.
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