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Starring: The Baby *Tiny Johnson * Felix * Rupert * Scouty * CC * Sweet Pea * Maui * May Ling * Salem

and...*Angels Grayce, KonaKitty, and Sylvester* always loved, never forgotten




Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Terrible Tuesday Outtakes

Kitties!

As you may have guessed, not all of us are as certifiably crazypants happy as Felix to model the Horrible Holiday Hat (HHH).  This has not excused us from being subjected to wearing it; in fact, for some reason, our unwillingness to endure its strangling embrace amuses Mommy and Daddy immensely.

They were simply awful, braying and chortling with glee at us whilst we struggled to escape.

The only consolation was that Mommy had to go through hundreds of photos...here's a few:
Sylvester refuses to face the camera...

...as The Baby races for the hills.  A wise move.  She's seen this dog-n-pony show far, far too many times.

Rupert:  Mommy, you AND your double chins are gonna die.  Tonight.

Tiny Johnson:  Nice backdrop management and composition...NOT!  And you call me slow.

There's a bitey happening here.  Of course with Grayce there's always a bitey happening!

Crayce:  getitoff getitoff getitoff getitoff getitoff!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Oh Cod, WHY?

Salem:  Mommy, despite your insane imaginings, patting my bottom does not make this better! 

Neither does your stylin' pants.

  Sweet Pea:  I'm will urinate inappropriately on something in retribution for this atrocity.

Yes, even Ornj Copper can have a wardrobe malfunction.

The worst part is the Dreaded Jingle Jester Collar and the Awful Antlers have been spotted.  We're laying low...


Happy Tuesday!

XX  Sylvester, Rupert, Johnny, Salem, Sweet Pea, and Felix  XX

47 comments:

  1. OMC!!! Will the torture never end???

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  2. This is SHOCKING!!

    Mom..stop laughing...now!

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  3. Kitty abuse going on here big time...

    (heeheehee) Love the last shot!

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  4. We don't feel so bad about our Santa hat now! Your mom and dad don't stand a chance if you kitties attack en masse. We would have suggested dressing THEM up, but we remembered the "plaid is a neutral" and decided that wouldn't work.

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  5. I am so glad I am a SpokesGoat and not a SuperModelGoat

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  6. Sigh. I think there is something *really* *deeply* wrong wif your Peepuls. I think maybe they need a hobby, you know, like STAMP COLLECTING or CHESS or SKY-DIVING, because, honestly, it's really really really scary to think about where all this might lead.

    (Also--Rutabaga! That was YOU putting the Bitey on ur Mom?? I thought for sure it Miss Fangtasia!)

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  7. 1. Why we WILL NOT wear clothes.

    2. #3 Mommy's double chins

    3. All the other pics...


    MOLMOLMOL!

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  8. Our mommy finds this so amusing! We, on the other paw, do not!

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  9. You know--you guys did really good. The Woman often can't even get something ON us in the first place!

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  10. Aaaaaah, the holiday hat! We know it's wrath, too :-(

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  11. You poor kittehz! This could mean sum serious retalitory yakking!

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  12. Awwwwwww you do all look cute. Simba says it won't be long before the mumster does something very similar to us! I guess we just have to get it over and done with huh? :)xx

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  13. This is most excellent - not a single decent picture between you for them! Keep it up, and remember we want evidence of blood and revenge

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  14. LOL!!!! Awwww !!

    Sylvester, Rupert, Johnny, Salem, Sweet Pea & Felix = 1, Santa hats, mum and dad = 0!

    Round one to you kitties! Yay! Take care
    x

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  15. Our mum tricked us. She waited until we had been fast asleep, so that we were too zonked to put up much of a fight.

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  16. Hahaha ~ very cute! Sometimes it's very difficult to get kitties to cooperate during a photo shoot! But the out takes are worth it!

    xo Catherine

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  17. What was that about something Jingles? It's surely not -- MORE BELLS???? Dark days ahead.

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  18. OMC OMC Mom and even I laughed till we HURT! We love the pictures and we certainly loved the captions..we are set for the day..OH how much fun this was. I'm sorry kitties, I know it was torture and inhumane torture at that but while *I* feel badly for you(hee hee) my mom is still braying like a mule..what she calls laughing.
    xoxoxoxox

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  19. Aaackk! We vote for coal in your beans' stockings this year, after that terrible ordeal. Definitely hide and avoid the antlers and collar!

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  20. I think the hat is adorable!!! At our house the new guy will have to wear the santa cape this year ;-)

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  21. Mom just choked on her coffee larfin'! Tee hee!

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  22. Is wearing the hat like passing the parcel - when the music stops the one wearing the hat gets the flash!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  23. Oh my - VERY funny...but also VERY cute! C'mon kitties, rock that Hat!

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  24. Ha haaaaaaa, funny outtakes!

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  25. At least it isn't the dreaded chicken hat!

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  26. I actually think these were much funnier than the success pictures. LOL. Particularly the "Oh Cod Why" one. I laughed out loud at that one. LOL

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  27. I started laughing with "getitoff getitoff getitoff getitoff getitoff!!!!!!!!!!!! " and didn't stop. Love the comment about the pants too.

    Thanks for the giggle

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  28. Ok I'm not laughing, not laughing, not laughing. I'm laughing :D

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  29. Those are frightfully funny pictures! I can't stop laughing!!

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  30. ha ha- we're laughing so hard over here. Psst - pals - I'd seriously think about running away for the holidays if I were you. Well, on second thought - you have it pretty well made at your house except for having to model. Solution - pee on all the stuff you have to model. Then they'll get it out of the house.

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  31. Well, we are thinking from lookin' at all these pictures...none of you are wanting to play Santaclaws this year. lol We thank you for the laughs though. Hugs and nose kisses

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  32. Oh, the horror of being forced to wear holiday clothing. Just hide when you see the costumes being dragged out.

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  33. I'd love to leave a witty comment... but I can't stop laughing long enough (sorry kitties!!!)

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  34. Oh my fav baker's dz...your Mom is too funny and BRAVE!! Love that gripe she has in the 3rd picture.
    Hugs Madi

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  35. You poor kitties! Hats are the worst! Or anything with the dreaded elastic that goes under the chin.

    How evil of your parents to chortle while you're choking! PURRhaps you should threaten to report them for animal abuse.

    Now I don't put hats or antlers on my kitties -- just shirts, coats and dresses (in the case of Domino). No choking involved.

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  36. Maybe you should all teleport here till Christmas is over. It would be crowded, but you wouldn't have anyone trying to make you wear things.

    Still, we bet you all look very cute in your decorative wear.

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  37. We was laughing so hard, we forgots to comment and had to comes back and laugh again!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  38. A much needed laugh on your running commentary!!
    We love the first 2 pics with The Baby fleeing for her life in the background!

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  39. LOL.. One of your BEST posts we've read, Mom laughed all the way through! The Stylin' Pants are great :)
    Sorry about LOLing kitties and we think maybe you should pee on that hat!
    ~ Jasmine

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  40. Yes, yes, modeling is HARD work!

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  41. Now that's how we woulda been if we had to wear the HH!

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  42. Oh my gosh... I need to get my kitties one of these santa hats! I think they will be eaqually as unhappy to wear it :o)
    =^..^=

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  43. OMC!!! We're laughing our tails off over here!!

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  44. Your parents are just mean with that hat. ~AFSS

    Johnny, I thinks guys in hats look dashing. ~Arty Mouse

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  45. If I wake my hubby up because I'm laughing hysterically in my office at 5:45 am, it will be all your fault!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!