Ornj is the New Black

Kitties!

Felix here.

I know I'm not behind these "bars", but I stand by my opinion:

Ornj goes with everything.

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Ornj Copper  XX

Oh Wow, Man!

Kitties!

The Baby here.

Do you remember my sisfur Sweet Pea assisting Mommy when she was folding the table cloth to tie dye it? 

 It's done!

This one was a test; it's a different weave so Daddy used a tried-and-true color combo on it--primaries and brights--so he could assess how well it took the pigments.  The next one will be in a more subdued palette but with the same pattern because Mommy was really pleased with the overall effect.  I'll model that one once it's finished, too!

Happy Caturday!

XX  Bibs, Official Table Cloth Tester  XX

Wardrobe Malfuction--Seafaring Edition

ME-ARG, Mateys! 

This be the day to MEOW LIKE A PIRATE!

Felix the Fearless here, searching this treasure chest for treats booty.

Shiver me timbers--there's Catio Chips in this chest.  Maybe the map will lead to more?

Yes, the map shows the way...time to set a course across the vast uncharted tile into the Land o'Plenty!

Um.

After I fix my eye patch.

Can't go marauding without my disguise...

Well, BLAST.

Maybe I can score some golden goodies from the serving wench, instead!

Happy Sailing Saturday!

XX  Fearless Felix  XX

Disgruntled

Kitties!

Felix here.

 This is most decidedly NOT a selfie:

What self-respecting Cat would push the button with this damn thing on their head?

I made Mommy do it.

You know, I'm a Good Sport and I'll model almost anything (as Ornj Copper, my alter-ego), but I draw the line at being Trump'd!  Especially with fur from The Baby...

Happy Sunday!

XX  (Not) Ornj Copper  XX

There's more links to selfies at The Cat on my Head!

And so, the Horror of Catmas Begins...

Kitties! 

Felix, er...Ornj Copper here.

Normally I'm verreh Patient modeling cutting fashions.

Scarves, paper collars, T-shirts...bring 'em on.

But this is where I draw the line!

Festive, my furry arse.

Happy Monday!

XX   Teh O. C.   XX

In Which The Baby Refuses to Cooperate

Kitties!

Daddy tried to get me to pose with this picture.

I gave it a half-hearted attempt...

...but I just wasn't feeling the vibe.

I wanted to look for crunchy bugs, not pose with a picture.

However, Daddy persisted, so I beat feets behind the bushes.

After making him wait two minutes a good long time I caved and came out of the bushes.

I had decided his punishment. 

See this?

PET ME!!!

Daddy was super-remorseful, I got a ton of scritchies!

Score.

Happy Thursday!

XX  The Baby  XX

Modeling ManCat!

Kitties!

Guess who?

hee hee hee...

It's me, Felix, a.k.a World Famous Cat Model Ornj Copper!

Daddy asked if I wanted to wear a Jaunty Scarf--and of course I said YES, because I love wearing clothes.

Mommy took advantage of my momentary sartorial weakness and lumbered ran for the camera...

Mommy, first make sure there aren't any bats in my caves.

Clear! 

OK.

Now we may begin.

How about a Smug Satisfied expression?

What?

You need something more than that?  Demanding woman.

*sigh*

A Cat Model's work is never done. 

Presenting my profile...

...and my Full Frontal.

To be precise, this is my Serious Full Frontal.  (As opposed to the Angry Full Frontal, wherein I bare my pointy pearlies, snarl, and hiss.)

One more--a three-quarter portrait?

You got it.

Now, it's time to pay up--pet me!

Happy Monday!

XX  Ornj Copper  XX

Leave Clothes Modeling to a Professional

Kitties!

Ornj Copper here.

Daddy brought home this Fabulous Fleece Lined Jacket!

I love it, and I was super excited to try it on...

Here's Mommy my dresser putting it on me.

Ye Olde Tail Tug--for luck!

Not bad, not bad at all.  

But the fit might be a tiny bit off...

...yes, a tug on the hem and I'm ready for the catwalk.

Modeling stairs is extra hard.  Good thing I'm such a consummate ham professional.

It's always good to play up a garment's wearability...

...and to show it off to it's best advantage.

CVS sells some mighty fine Haute Catoure, I tell you what.

This jacket is so easy to wear and not restrictive at all in the furpits!

Time to show some leg...

...smile for the camera...

...and finish with a sultry gaze.

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Ornj Copper  XX

Torture Tuesday.

Kitties!

Salem here.

Daddy went to CVS Pharmacy the other afternoon.  

This is dangerous. 

 CVS carries pet "supplies".

What the...????  

ACK!

no*no*no*no*no*no*no*no*nooooooooo...

Mommy, you are a lousy no-good n'er-do-well traitor, and so is Daddy.  Quit laughing.

Oh great, a witness.  My boneless humiliation is complete.

The peeps were so horribly bent on binding me into this terrible contraption they whipped the tags off but left the plastic doo-dads!  They forgot to sweep the floor, too...heh heh.

So, be honest, does this outfit make me look wide?

What do you mean, Mommy, "wider"?  You are an awful person.

Now, take it off!

I have revenge to plan.

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Salem  XX

Terrible Tuesday Outtakes

Kitties!

As you may have guessed, not all of us are as certifiably crazypants happy as Felix to model the Horrible Holiday Hat (HHH).  This has not excused us from being subjected to wearing it; in fact, for some reason, our unwillingness to endure its strangling embrace amuses Mommy and Daddy immensely.

They were simply awful, braying and chortling with glee at us whilst we struggled to escape.

The only consolation was that Mommy had to go through hundreds of photos...here's a few:

Sylvester refuses to face the camera...

...as The Baby races for the hills.  A wise move.  She's seen this dog-n-pony show far, far too many times.

Rupert:  Mommy, you AND your double chins are gonna die.  Tonight.

Tiny Johnson:  Nice backdrop management and composition...NOT!  And you call me slow.

There's a bitey happening here.  Of course with Grayce there's always a bitey happening!

Crayce:  getitoff getitoff getitoff getitoff getitoff!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Oh Cod, WHY?

Salem:  Mommy, despite your insane imaginings, patting my bottom does not make this better! 

Neither does your stylin' pants.

  Sweet Pea:  I'm will urinate inappropriately on something in retribution for this atrocity.

Yes, even Ornj Copper can have a wardrobe malfunction.

The worst part is the Dreaded Jingle Jester Collar and the Awful Antlers have been spotted.  We're laying low...

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Sylvester, Rupert, Johnny, Salem, Sweet Pea, and Felix  XX