Daddy went to CVS Pharmacy the other afternoon.
This is dangerous.
CVS carries pet "supplies".
Mommy, you are a lousy no-good n'er-do-well traitor, and so is Daddy. Quit laughing.
Oh great, a witness. My boneless humiliation is complete.
The peeps were so horribly bent on binding me into this terrible contraption they whipped the tags off but left the plastic doo-dads! They forgot to sweep the floor, too...heh heh.
So, be honest, does this outfit make me look wide?
What do you mean, Mommy, "wider"? You are an awful person.
Now, take it off!
I have revenge to plan.
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