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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Torture Tuesday.

Kitties!

Salem here.

Daddy went to CVS Pharmacy the other afternoon.  
This is dangerous. 
 CVS carries pet "supplies".

What the...????  

ACK!
no*no*no*no*no*no*no*no*nooooooooo...
Mommy, you are a lousy no-good n'er-do-well traitor, and so is Daddy.  Quit laughing.

Oh great, a witness.  My boneless humiliation is complete.

The peeps were so horribly bent on binding me into this terrible contraption they whipped the tags off but left the plastic doo-dads!  They forgot to sweep the floor, too...heh heh.

So, be honest, does this outfit make me look wide?
What do you mean, Mommy, "wider"?  You are an awful person.

Now, take it off!
I have revenge to plan.


Happy Tuesday!

XX  Salem  XX

55 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

Obviously the pawrents need snoopervision on these trips to CVS Pharmacy!!!

Cara n Crew said...

My little pony! :D
Sorry Salem! That isn't very fair - TJ should be the one to wear that! you need to pay more attention to the shopping bags and run for high ground :D Good luck with your revenge!

Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

The Cat From Hell said...

Dear Salem,
Yous looks sort of like a sheep in your sheepskin!
Me would give them the back of disrespect!
kisses
Nellie

Oui Oui said...

Oh my, we don't even know where to start....

Was that made to fit a box?

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

What the hell???? Next thing you know, they'll be putting a tiny saddle and spurs on you and getting that tiny 21.5" man to ride you.

Do you think they've gotten into the 'Vine, Salem? I'm worried about them.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Well, um it looks very warm

Pricilla said...

You look like you are in a cast cover. You poor thing

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hey, whatta ya know, our mom remembered she had kitties and dat we haf frends who we need to visit! We show up and...well, let's just say der needs to be some pillow poopin' in yoor house!

Sparkle said...

OMC. I am SO glad my human always bypasses the pet supply section at CVS.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

And here I thought Oranj Copper was the only model in the house! Who have we here? Noir Widener? hee hee, sorry.....
I think you look studly in that sheep skin jacket! Very tough!
That low to the ground thing, THAT's what Star does when we put her in the harness! It's like all her bones were stolen!

Dawn said...

bwahahahahahahahaha

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Hahahahaha! It's a small sacrifice to make just so you get your Mommy laughing again. Now that you've done your bit, it's time to plot your revenge!

Doodle Bean said...

Wouldn't it make more sense to torment... er... swaddle nekkid Johnson instead? Might he not be cold now that all his long furs are gone?

Anesha said...

Oh Salem I think it's a super outfit! Hugs Anesha

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

We generally tend to be pretty understanding of human foibles but we agree that this one is perhaps taking it a bit far. REVENGE it is! Can we help?

Purrs,
The Chans

Carolyn said...

Hmmmm! Someone is looking a bit sheepish

Princess Jasmine said...

Oh my, you must get the matching booties and maybe a little hat to top that outfit out. Oh yes, you are most definitely one top class CATwalk model today :)xx

Old Kitty said...

Awww gorgeous Salem! LOL! That's not even retro! LOL!! Srsly! Get mum and dad to fashion school asap! LOL! Take care
x

(Diane) Bibliophile By the Sea said...

OMG...it looks like a saddle..LOL too funny.

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh, don't you look... stylish. yeah, that's it. Stylish. :)

Knatolee said...

Oh. Oh my. Oh! YOu're, uh, looking very...er... ready for a Canadian winter!

Katie Isabella said...

Mommy and I LOVE that comment just above ours and the Canadian winter! xoxoxox

-d ma said...

i hear getting poop stuck in your bum is good revenge in your house.

Cory said...

Oh wow...this calls for major revenge!!! I mean...really. You should bury it in your large litter box. She'll never find it again!

Rene said...

LOL, that is quite an outfit. We think you should hack up a hairball on it!

Random Felines said...

would you guys stop giving our mom ideas???!!!

Hey - maybe you can get Johnny to wear it since he is nekkid.

Forever Foster said...

Oh Salem. We will wait with baited breath to see what you decide will make for suitable revenge. Because this... this calls for something major!

Kjelle Bus said...

OMC !!!
Salem you must call the animalprotection at once !

Madi and Mom said...

Salem....revenge is IN ORDER in the form of a late night attack on someone's tummy with a very vigorous
biscuit making exercise very near the bladder.
Hugs Madi
PS My Mom LOL'd at your pictures.
I'll be sure to get just revenge for you here too

Jenna and Sissy said...

Why would your humans buy a sheepskin coat in that hot climate? They are really crazy, but you'll be ready for a winter trip to Colorado!

Sissy's favorite revenge is the backend drizzles--heh, heh!

Katie and Glogirly said...

OMC!!!
I don't know what's funnier. The photos or the captions. I'm thinking that with a body temp of about 103, that contraption, as you call it, has got to be like laying in a steam bath. Except far more humiliating.
; )

Katie & Glogirly

Punapippuri said...

We wanted to drop by to thank you for all the lovely comments on our blog about Rilli, but are now in shock at this...erm...this...hideous happening to you. Salem, we feel so sorry for you. We hope that revenge will be very sweet and will involve copious amounts of bodily fluids that you humans will dislike intensely. We know this is just their sense of humour, but they must be made to see proper sense.

Repositório said...

Sorry, but I´m laughing so much!!!!!!!!!!

Repositório said...

Sorry, but I´m laughing so much!!!!!!!!!!

BeadedTail said...

We're so sorry you had to endure that Salem but we are SO grateful we don't have a CVS here!

Brian said...

What in the world!!!!!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Ummmmm......

"Baaaa?"

Egypt & The Musketeers said...

That's doggie gear. Revenge is for certain.

Eric and Flynn said...

Ermm, well you will keep nice and warm if they are thinking of sending you to Outer Mongolia!
Our valerian and nip arrived today thank you so much! Mum loves the suncatcher too. She is going to email your mum.

Simba said...

Salem, send it to the cats in Finland!! It is way too warm for you.

Ginger Jasper said...

I know how you feel but mum thinks you look kinda cute.. Hugs GJ xx

Maggie May said...

OMC! You poor thing! Why do humans ever think this is a good idea? Of course, our mom thinks you look super cute.

XOXO
Maggie May and The Creek Cats

P.S. So sorry we've not come by for a visit sooner. Hope you are all doing very well. Gretchen sendz Maui lots of purrs!

Stacy Hurt said...

all I can think of is that this is the protection you have for the 'sheebie jeebies' which you get from coming in direct contact with the paragon of fashionistas.

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Photo Cache said...

our mama cannot get us to wear anything. she'll be going on and on about us trying on some outfit after this post. thank you salem :)

emma and buster

Oskar said...

Oh no, coats are bad on doggies, but I imagine that they are even worse for kitties.

Are they planning on taking you to Alaska?

Sympathetic nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Marg said...

Oh Salem, Two Two feels your pain. Mom makes her get dressed up. It is kinda fun for her but that does look like a heavy coat for you. Maybe that was a dog's coat, COD forbid
Please tell Mom I think that maybe that dumb Google took us off the reader because we are not a blogger blog. Sparkle said they too her off. Take care.

Eileen said...

Payback is a b*tch...Mom and Dad better be careful, lol!

Boo-Bah AKA Iris said...

Oh no!! CVS should be off limits for your mommy and daddy!

I think you look quite smashing in your coat! Maybe you will find that you actually kind of like it.

Laila and Minchie said...

Salem, we think you look very handsome and dashing in your very cool coat! It will come in very handy on those chilly, desert nights.

Daisy said...

Salem it looks cozy and stylish!

Pasha said...

That is way too big for you Salem. I think it would have fit Nekkid Johnson much better, and it would keep him warm.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Wow, this calls fer a butt scootch with a half load on!!!

The Island Cats said...

Oh Salem! The humiliation!! We hope your revenge will be as painful!!

Natalie said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*ahem*

I mean, how awful! The nerve! The humiliation!

MARVELOUS MARVIN said...

oh salem, you're still beautiful no matter what they make you wear!