The Magnificently ENORMOUS Maine Coon Dante gave us this award!
Thank you verreh much, Dante.
It's nice to be thought of as Inspiring. Better than peeps and furries thinking we're a bunch of Captain Bringdowns, spreading Doom and Gloom throughout the Blogosphere.
We decided to let our resident Maine Coon Moggie-Mix take this one. He's gonna tell you some Inspiring Grooming Tips for Man Cats.
So without further ado..."Heeeeeeerrrre's Johhny!
If you have rough and scaly toe and paw pads, ask your servants to massage a little olive oil into them. They'll be soft in no time!
Lady Cats care about how nicely you keep your tail furs, even if they say they don't notice.
Leave a little something hidden to keep 'em guessing!
Play the cello often.
Dingleberries, although sometimes unavoidable, are simply Not Done in PURRlite Society.
Keep your whiskers crumb free, unless you intend to share.
Don't forget the chin whiskers!
Eye gummies are never in style. Even if you fight your minions at gummy-removal, let them "win" in the end.
Love Eyes are always in fashion.
I hope these tips will help you woo the girl of your dreams! And of your reality. Those kinds of girlfriends are much better, really.
Don't forget to grab this award if you want it...
XX Johhny XX