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and...*Angels Grayce, KonaKitty, and Sylvester* always loved, never forgotten




Monday, July 9, 2012

Miffed Monday

Kitties!

Overheard on the Catio:
Felix!  Have you been in Mommy's closet recently?
No...why?

She's got that dratted wheelie-box thing down off the shelf and she's putting stuff in it!  You know what that means, right?  It means she's gonna abandon us!  Who's gonna feed us?  Daddy?  Daddy sleeps LATE!  We'll starve!  This means one less lap!  Where am I gonna make biskits?  Daddy doesn't have flat perky bosoms for me to pierce.  I'm a Meezer!  I have needs!  How am I supposed to... 
Oh Cod, here she goes.  Mount May-suvius.  Once she gets started on a hissy fit it takes a while for her to run down.
::gets comfortable:: 

..and he never gives out enough treats!...
Are you listening to me?
Of course I am, May Ling.
Not! 

Cripes.
This week is going to be grueling at best.  

Kitties, Mommy has a few posts lined up, and she may blog remotely from the Grand's house in Tucson...nonetheless, this trip is highly displeasing (to me) and she. will. pay.  I plan to tell her all about being neglected when she gets back!  Loudly.  And for hours.


Happy (sorta) Monday!

XX  May Ling (and Felix)  XX


pee ess:  The lousy kitty-abandoning Mommy will still be updating our Cat-O-Lympics page, (how big of her!) so if you want to enter the Counter Surfing competition make sure to send us your entry by midnight July 13th.  We've got some fabulous entries, take a look!
And we'll be back after the 16th.  Provided I don't go all May-dieval on her booty.  xx  ML

48 comments:

  1. That's what I love about you Meezers, May Ling - you have the ability to talk your humans to death!

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  2. Man that is so rude. And to think how little support you get. Meezers suffer so, don't we? And so gracefully.

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  3. Your poor babies! I am so sorry your mommy is going to the Grand's and leaving you to your daddy's whims. Perhaps if you make your daddy's sleep less restful he will get up earlier...?

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  4. Oh you poor things! you have to milk your Daddy for this unfortunate situation! demand tons of treats and expect extra cuddles!
    Good luck kitties!

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  5. May Ling & Felix I think your mom needs to go away every so often just to make sure you appreciate her and all she does for you.

    Have a wonderful and safe trip to the Grands!

    Eileen

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  6. I am sure your Mommy will bring you a great present....

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  7. How mean of the Mommy to abandon you in your time of need! (Well, isn't everyday a time of need?)

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  8. May Ling, You just go right ahead and whinge away all you like! Hey, you've got 12 brothers and sisters, so if each one listens to you for just 30 minutes twice a day, you could practically whine and complain to an audience 24/7 (with time out for naps) until she gets back! And then you can whine and complain pitifully to her when she comes back! Score!

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  9. We hope the Mommy has a great time in Tucson - it is one of the places that The Shepherd lived when he was growing up - He loves the Mission and when we were there last we went to a great Mexican restaurant called ElMinuto, which I think has been there for a long time. Travel safely! T.

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  10. Yu could still meez away through skype......

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  11. oh your kittehs are so funny..i love reading what goes on at your place..poor kittehs..I would step in for bisquit making if I could..I have flat er perky oh who am I kidding bosums to needle..have fun on your vacation..hope the kittehs are easy on you when you get back..;)

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  12. May Ling (and Felix),
    Yeah...I hate it too when my Mama has to be away. But she always come back with delicious stuff like prawns and lobsters. Hard choices in life I guess. har har har *evil laughs*

    Brad

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  13. Never mind you cats and your woes, I'm jealous that Mommy gets to go to Tucson!! I love the Sonoran desert!

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  14. Regular abandonment... the regular fate of so many of us. Sigh.....

    We MUST get our entries in!!!

    Safe travels to your Mom.

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  15. Heh heh heh. Mount May-suvius.

    Can you stockpile emergency supplies before she leaves?

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  16. Oh, no. Abandonment never is good. Even though one human remains, we imagine it's just not the same. Our human is saying, dryly, that she thinks you'll all survive just fine, but what does she know?!

    Should we form a purrayer circle for you all, that you are able to endure?

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  17. How dare your Mommy abandon you again we think you must give her the back of disrespect when she comes back home.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  18. We have a top tip for this kind of emergency...Loll about looking sad...throw up (if you can manage it)...drag your back leg when you walk (but remember to drag the same leg otherwise you'll get busted). The 'two legs' may not cancel her trip but she'll feel so guilty all the time, then say she'll never leave you again.
    The Maple Syrup Mob xxx

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  19. Oh noes!! Lovely kitties of katnip lounge! Me and Charlie feel your pain!! Awwww hope mum returns with extra yummy treats to make up for her abandonment of you! :-) Take care
    x

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  20. Mommies should know that daddies are just NOT.THE.SAME. We should send our daddies off on vacation so we can have our mommies all to ourselves. Yeah.

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  21. You all need to pounce on Daddy at the same time and get him up to feed you!

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  22. Hey May - we have it on good authority that your dad is a bit of a push over and may be available for more treats that your mommy....hope that makes up for it. :)

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  23. o no!!! We say hide the box thing with wheels so she cant go!

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  24. Guess I'm lucky that my peeps don't have any $$ so they can't abandon me. MOL

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  25. What a cruel Mommy you have...you poor, neglected unloved felines
    tsk tsk

    ;)

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  26. Oh holy roller wheelies. We hate those things. We only hope who ever is cat sitting is generous with treats and nip. Mama Trish, enjoy you trip.

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  27. Can´t we make your dad go away too ??
    Then we can have the BIGGEST housetrashing party ever *MOL*

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  28. Think on it a moment, May Ling! Daddy is malleable, basically a soft touch (not like mommy’s soft bits, that’s different). Now is THE time to get those lasers sharpened and transfix him. Then he will be putty! Trust me!!

    Trish, run! Run like the wind!!!!

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  29. If you go Medi-Evil on your Mama's booty, she'll have to go to the hospital and she might be away even longer. I wouldn't act rashly if I were you, May Ling!

    You are womancat, you are invincible -- you will survive!!!

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  30. OH NOES!!!!!

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  31. Oh no I'm so sorry your mom will be away for a while! I hope you won't go hungry! Gotta make sure your mom prepares lots of lots of treat for you.
    And I hope your mom has a safe and fun trip!!

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  32. Ah....the evil suitcase strikes again. Why is it that the dads just don't get the whole food thing? When Glogirly is out of town he eats ::gasp:: HOT DOGS! You can imagine how I fare in the whole ordeal.

    Stay strong kitties. You may have to unite and conquer.

    xo, Katie

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  33. Horrors!! Abandonment! Fifty lashes with a wet noodle! You poor kitties..

    Psst, Have a good time mommy... I have to stay on the kitties good side, so I'm siding with them, but I still wish you a good trip!

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  34. May Ling, we kinda like when our mom goes away because our dad-guy gives us KFC. Maybe you could convince yours to do the same!

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  35. we hope you kitties survive! maybe you all can fling out your mom's stuff from the packy case and squish yourselves in...? well, we guess we should wish your mom a good trip...;-/

    Pip, SMidgen, Minnie, HOllie

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  36. Oh, this does not sound good, kittehs! We're worried you'll go hungry if your Dad does not get up in time. You need to makes sure that your Mom fixes you some extra snacks for when she goes away.

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  37. Clearly she didn't ask you for permission May Ling! Hope she hurries home!

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  38. Whew! We understand! We can sit in the empty food bowl and howl loud and CatDaddy would just say, oh, what's wrong? Whose the pretty kitty?

    Yup, you gonna starve.
    We'll be thinking and hoping the best for you guys.

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  39. Be good kitties while the mom is gone! :)
    xo Catherine

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  40. uh oh! the dreaded black box with wheels...not good, not good...Dad's just don't know what to do to make us cats totally happy..unless they are like my Dad, totally wrapped around my paws, HA! Other way around actually, 'cuz he is the one who feeds me...I'll do anything he wants...emmm..within reason...

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  41. We know you'll bring him to heel. It's just a matter of MEOW, MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW,MEOW, at 6AM!

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  42. You poor pitiful babies..all of you. So sads. By the way, I know about that piercing stuffs...I roost on momm'y ::AHEM:: perky bosoms too. She squeals with love and I feel sure I need to keep my claws sharpened on the carpet at all times so as to do a good job always.

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  43. You poor pitiful babies..all of you. So sads. By the way, I know about that piercing stuffs...I roost on momm'y ::AHEM:: perky bosoms too. She squeals with love and I feel sure I need to keep my claws sharpened on the carpet at all times so as to do a good job always.

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  44. FaRAdaY: Oh yes, Mai Ling! We meezers and tonks know how to VOICE OUR DISPLEASURE!!!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!