Cap'n Crustybum John here, with some shivver me timber news:
The feedin' wench done went and clean forgot that today twas a special day, that bein' MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
How embarrasin', like.
It's enough to send a swabbie like meself down to the depths of the warm Bed Sea, mayhaps to find some buried treasure!
And it's the plank for the wench when I return...
XX Cap'n Crusty XX