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Monday, April 15, 2013

Monday Maintenance

 Kitties!

The Baby, a.k.a. Filthy Dirty Whitey (FDW), here. 
I'm sun-basking in my favorite spot behind the arborvitae.  Every morning I endlessly pester kindly allow Daddy to escort me outside to pee in the soil of Nevada (me, not him!), sniff all the plants, (me again) eat weeds (Daddy abstains) and saunter on down the walk (closely followed by Daddy).  Once we reach the far corner, I head up into the raised bed and settle in for a tiny rest whilst Daddy sits on the garden bench, on hawk patrol.

Naturally I get debris all over me, hence the cunning sobriquet FDW.
heh heh

I usually like to bring some if not all of my collected filth indoors to deposit any and everywhere I can, but this particular morning something was poking me.

It was this pesky little piece of mulch.

Holy Carp!
That dang Daddy...

Happy Monday!

XX  The FDW Baby  XX

48 comments:

  1. staying white is not easy, but you doin it just right!

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  2. Mes LOVES dirty! And Getting dirty and spreading dirty!

    Kisses
    Nellie

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  3. We have just recently discovered "getting dirty" on our catio. Why hadn't we heard of this fun before? It is SO much fun to watch the human run around behind us wiping up and swearing. MOL!

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  4. The Baby, you knows I loves you best when you are FD. It's sort of exciting to see you getting all F and even cleaning up. This is the stuff of my Dreams, you know.

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  5. You must be the envy of all other kitties!

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  6. The Farm cats just love to roll around in the dirt. Goat poop and all....

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  7. We got a little nervous when we got to the bit about your Daddy being on hawk patrol. *shudder*
    So hurry on up, paint up your furs and get back indoors!

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  8. I KNEW this was not going to end without a cello shot!

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  9. Stay in white is hard.
    But I think you are doing just fine.

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  10. Awww The Baby!!! It's all natural so it's all good! Yay! take care
    x

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  11. White is so hard to keep clean! LOL Have a great day kitties. :)

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  12. At least you had fun before you got poked ;-)

    Hopefully you were still able to bring some outside inside.

    ~Brooch Czarina

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  13. It must be quite a task to keep that beautiful, white fur clean from all that mulch!

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  14. That mulch is good for scratching kitty backs...or so Hobbes tells me. Problem is, it is a bugger to get off ya.

    Nice that Daddeh takes you out there to enjoy the mulch. :)

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  15. WOW, it's a lot of work being a white kitty and staying white!

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  16. Try and train your Daddy to take some clean white hankies with him when he goes with you on your morning walk. They would be excellent to keep you spotlessly white while allowing you to collect debris to scatter indoors.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  17. FTW, if you should ever come for a visit to the Swamp I can promise you endless Tall Georgia Pine needles. They are almost as long as a cat! Grayson's furs are especially formulated to have the needles stick REAL good!

    Have a nice bath, honey pie!

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  18. But, of course, getting white fur dirty is so much fun! We are glad your daddy goes on hawk patrol for you :)

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  19. the baby...we say let yur dad pee on de nevada soil...then if yur mom asks why him did sew him can use de eggz cuse BURDS made him due it

    ....stooooooooooopid rood bug infested caca droppin mouz dinner steelin hawks....

    make a purrson, kitteh even a dawg bee crazed...

    nastee azz hawks..go get yur own mouz ore better yet fly off ta like...we dunno wear...bee like nike... N just due it

    N thatz R monday rant for de week :)

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  20. You make purrfect look soooooo easy!

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  21. Me too LOVE to get my white paws dirty :)
    HAPPY monday to you too !
    XOXO

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  22. Enjoy those walks with your daddy, even if yu gets a bit dirty, well worth it.

    Purrs,
    Mindy
    Moe
    Cookie
    Mike

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  23. MOL! We loved this! And thanks for being so specific! Purrs...

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  24. Well that is very nice that you and the Daddy go outside for some time together. Glad he isn't nibbling on the bushes or anything else. Have a fantastic day.

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  25. I am quite sure if my white tummy got dirt on it I would be doing all kinds of dance moves to get it off.
    Hugs madi your BFFF

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  26. You wild, dirty girl=we bet the mancats love that about you, beautiful!hehe...Happy Monday and enjoy the week ahead, darling friends...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  27. It ain't easy being white, is it, The Baby? :)

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  28. Meowm still adores FDW, no matter how dirty or clean. We wish we could roll in some dirt!

    Meowm says her bite spot is that wonderful yellowish green that a bruise gets when it is going away. The spot is till a bit swollen, but no red marks still. She did put some more medicines on it yesterday and kept it covered last night to be safe.

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  29. Nothing quite like rolling in a bit of dirt and taking it inside is even better.. Hugs GJ xx

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  30. Very considerate of you Baby...to bring the debris indoors.It's always nice to share a bit of dirt with friends, we say.

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  31. You still look glowing white to us and how lucky you are to get a very special walk with your Daddy=^Y^=

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  32. We hope soon it will be nice enough for us to venture outside. Dang snow.

    Snow snow go away
    We hate you more, everyday.

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  33. being white is high maintenance :) especially if you like to roll in dirt, er mulch.

    emm and buster

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  34. baby, you have a very well trained Dad. You assimilated him so he would comply didn't you ;) heeheehee
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
    Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

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  35. It is hard to be white...or..is that hard to be good???

    Cats of wildcat woods

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  36. I guess I should go outside. Since I am gray it wouldn't even show!

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  37. Nothing like a good roll in the mulch.

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  38. Even after your foray into the yard, your furs are pristine. Now, we like to roll and wallow in the dirt and then bring that in the house. Then roll around on the bed and rug. Your yard looks like a nice refuge. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  39. Daddy should use some softer the Baby approved mulch for plants to really enjoy a roll around.

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  40. i wish i had a nickel for everytime i've peed in the sands of nevada

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  41. There's nothing quite as good as peeing in real soil in the morning... except maybe waking up the humans!
    Purrs

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  42. I love your pretty furs and to have such a nice week....*sigh"*.....and I love you calling my Uncle MaxMaxx Mister I.P...which is so true...:)

    Noir

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  43. Staying white is hard work. I should know... =)

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  44. Shoot! We kinda were hoping a very brave George was poking you!

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  45. Always the flashy box, invading our privacy.

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  46. OMC! whew! I thought you were outside all by yourself Baby. Glad Dad is nearby...and good thing you found that sticker and could get it off...I hope you took the rest of your collection inside with you...hehe

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!