Kitties!
Tiny Johnson here.
I'm getting some much-needed scritchies, cuddling with Mommy on the sofa while she reads her Kindle on her one day off last week. This is normally KonaKitty's spot, but since it's daytime she's sleeping on the Catio in Apartment "B". (Which is also her spot.) I took advantage and shmoozed jumped up cos my scrufficles really really really needed attention.
You might think I've got it made, but as you know, Mommy's sartorial choices can be rather visually terrifying, and today's "outfit" is an excellent example of her inability to successfully mix and/or match something as simple as two pieces of clothing.
The heart-spotted jammy pants aren't too bad, but look at the shirt she picked out! Yes, she CHOSE this shirt after she put on the bottoms. It's truly miraculous we don't go blind.
aaaiiiieeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Only Mommy could wear black, white, and gray and still clash!
It's awful.
Thank Cod she's good at ear massages.
And that she doesn't leave the house dressed like this!
Much.
Happy Tuesday!
XX Jimmy John James XX
Nice feline!
ReplyDeleteat least you're not with your mom when she goes out dressed like that, Tiny Jimmy John ;) Be thankful your not a woofie and in need of walkies... hee hee! You know tho, we were paying more attention to you in the pictures :)
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
Our eyes! Our eyes! Ahahaha! At least your mom is a good sport about it.
ReplyDeleteOur Mommy is of the opinion that tie-dye goes with anything. Especially in pajama pants!
ReplyDeleteGood to see you, Tiny!
You lot are such fashion victims! We do not care about such things - mainly because Äiti does 'plain' and that all goes. And you could always try to do something about these great fashion crimes by leaving your fur covering every square cm, ooops sorry, inch, of her clothing.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Pekka thinks the kindle case Äiti has is very very chewable.
How lucky you are to have a mom who gives good ear massages.
ReplyDeleteAre you cats not color blind so why should you care?
ReplyDeleteIf you think heart shaped pijama pants are bad you should see the pocky dotted jammies our Mommy is wearing right now! Even I wear better clothes than she does!
ReplyDeleteAt least it's all grays and stuff. No lime greens or oranges. For your Mommy, actually a pretty well-matched ensemble.
ReplyDeletePlus, with YOU in the picture, Tiny J, who even LOOKS at a Human?
I miaow like Spitty = for your mommy is actually a pretty well-matched ensemble ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe ear massage look great (((purr))) (((purr)))
Tiny Johnson sweetheart... If you only knew MY mom.... Holy smokes, my sister and I would pretend not to know her! She'd wear hiking boots, a tank top (before everyone else was wearing them) and a floral wrap skirt, oh, and big thick wool socks rolled down on the top of the boots.. and yes, she'd leave the house like that! So cut your mom a break, it could be worse! MOL
ReplyDeleteAnd really, you have your back to her, how much can you really see? hee hee
Johnny,
ReplyDeleteDo you like it hard ?
I do love someone rubbing my ears Hard !!!
Just see your mom does it for you
I Purrs Purrs Purrs
xox
At least it's more interesting than my human's all-black outfits. Sometimes she even wears black panties and a black bra - I have watched her dress, so I know.
ReplyDeleteOh Tiny, we would smooth yer furs anytime!..
ReplyDeleteIt looks as though you got some great neck rubbies and ear massages TJ
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
You know what? After watching how much we LOVED the salmon jerky, Mommy is thinking of making them again...
ReplyDeleteLooks like your Mummy is doing a great job!
ReplyDeleteso cute and all that fur!
ReplyDeleteAwwwww but mum did accessorize quite rightly with plenty of Tiny Johnson!! Talk about being on the cutting edge of fashion! LOL! Yay! Take care
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sorry your mom embarrasses you so much... how many spots does konakitty have?
ReplyDeleteOuchie dem sure be funny
ReplyDeletelooking clotheses she wear!
At least she putted clothes on ;-)
Scully
Well she looks comfy and if your getting ear scritches I wouldn't complain!! :)
ReplyDeletehugs,
Linda
Look at it this way...your mommy is easy to spot! I don't think you kittehs really care as long as you get your luvvins :)
ReplyDeleteI ♥♥♥ the relaxing pants! Maybe when I get back into a shape that is not the shape I am currently in I can find cute relaxing pants! Goals. I has em.
ReplyDeleteGet those scritches while they're hot, TJ!
TJ...frank lee we think yur momz clothez iz rockin !! granted WE wood knot wear em...course nothin in de werld wood make uz put on pants....knot even trout....but thatz just uz
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Yes, thank codness for good ear scritchies! Purrs...
ReplyDeleteYou´re so fluffy!
ReplyDeleteTiny, nice of you to respect Kona's space and claim on Mommy. But a person needs a kitty by them when they read (and do pretty everything else!) so we are glad you took over the snoopervisiory duties today. Even if she is a bleepin' eyesore!
ReplyDeleteTIny, at least your mommy's clothes MATCH in color. Right now my Mommy is wearing a super man tshirt (Blue Yellow and Red) Green shorts and rainbow socks! And she went out and did yard work in them! Me lets her gets away with it 'cuz she's good with the ear skritchies too!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Tiny, we think your mom wears those clothes on purpose, just to get a rise out of you kittehs! ;)
ReplyDeleteEar scritches make it all worthwhile, though, right?
Well you do have it made and yournhappy is showing!
ReplyDeleteThink you might need shades for the 50 shades of grey Tiny J!! Your mom is sartorially unique!!
ReplyDeleteYou should help her pick out her clothes!
ReplyDeleteWe love, love that first photo. Adorable.
ReplyDeletewe love your Mommy...she marches to her own drummer!
ReplyDeleteIf you shared your furs, your Mama could get herself a fur dress (knitted) and then she wouldn't need to worry about clothes!Ever again! Such a bother , clothes!
ReplyDeleteTiny, we are sending you a kiss on the nose ... 'cause it rhymes with clothes:)
the critters in the cottage xo
Tiny, your are so BEE YOU TEE FUL!
ReplyDeleteGray is neutral and we wear way worse in our garden!
Eh, who cares what she wears, Tiny. She could be nekkid for all you care as long as she gives good scritches. Well, then again, maybe not...
ReplyDeleteYou are the cutest and fluffiest baby!
ReplyDeleteWe kind of like the ensemble. Is that wrong?
ReplyDeleteWell Jimmy John James, you are looking good as usual! Glad you could get them scritches from the Mommy for sure. My Human really likes your Mommy's shirt because she really likes tie dye stuff. Have a great week kitties!
ReplyDeleteI love it. Thanks for the laugh. Johnson, you're looking amazing, even next to your mommy's outfit. BTW, I'll be honest. I like it, which I guess tells you something about my complete lack of fashion.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you had a catacular day. How lucky you were to snag that coveted spot and get some well-deserved attention. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
ReplyDeleteWell...those are good clothes because they keep her indoors....and with you!
ReplyDeleteFashion comments from someone who licks their butt and eats bugs. Give mom a break, guys. Stripes, checks, plaids, or tie-dyed. In our own homes, we can wear whatever we want. I've heard of certain people who spend days in their home, in their jammies, cleaning up after their cats, sewing on their quilts, and cooking dinner. Just rumors.
ReplyDeleteAWESOME outfit. And you are a divine cat, JJJ!
ReplyDeleteWe love your pretty ears! Glad they get attention they need!!
ReplyDeleteOur Mom has a missing gene about matched clothes, too. We just hope no one sees her when she goes out to give Bob and Patrick their hay.
~ The Bunch
mowzers, do we ever sympathize with the whole "stylin' FAIL" thing!
ReplyDeleteHumans. Pfft. Well at least you could close your eyes and still get scritches!