Salem here, and I'm a wee tad upset.
Not only did Mommy photograph me from a most unflattering angle...
(thank goodness for a wide-angle lens--ed)
...she captured me flashing my unmentionables!
Then she giggled like a maniac and called me Miss Whale. As if!
I ask you...is a whale this flexible?
I think not.
Mommy, you just pipe down with your beached whale remarks!
Whales don't have fur, and that's all I have to say.
XX Salem XX