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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Whide Whale Whednesday

Kitties!


AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Salem here, and I'm a wee tad upset.

Not only did Mommy photograph me from a most unflattering angle...
(thank goodness for a wide-angle lens--ed)

...she captured me flashing my unmentionables!

Then she giggled like a maniac and called me Miss Whale.  As if!

I ask you...is a whale this flexible?

I think not.

Mommy, you just pipe down with your beached whale remarks!
Whales don't have fur, and that's all I have to say.


Happy Whednesday!

XX  Salem  XX

56 comments:

  1. Um, to be fair (and appropriate to here), Dads too.

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  2. Salem, I think your mommy needs more nip.

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  3. I would have shown rather a lot more of that Bottom of Disrespect, Miss Salem. Such comments comparing you to water-living mammals are completely inappropriate and biologically incorrect. Unless you want to call your Mommy Jonah.....

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  4. Salem, AbbyGoat can commiserate about the pesky paparazzi

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  5. My human is more than willing to come over and take WAY more flattering photos of you, Salem!

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  6. Hey There Missy Salem,

    Missy Jack here, the other Tuxie. That Woman is always crackin jokes about me being a door stop. I tell you they have some nerve! Especially mine who's posterior is just about as wide as her favorite chair! MOL! I think you look splendid in Tuxie fashion (which as we know is always in style!)
    xoxo
    Miss Jack

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  7. I think a whap or bitey is in order. "Miss Whale"....hhrmph!

    We hope she doesn't come home with any of that reduced calorie cat food and expects you to eat it :(

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  8. Any angle of you is droolingly flattering Salem! ♥

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  9. We mancats think you're quite lovely, Salem! Mommy deserves a bit more of that bum of disrespect!

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  10. Oh Darling! There is NO SUCH THING as an unflattering picture of you! I loves each and every delishus millimeter of you! And I would love to lickity-lick your little heady and then take a little nappy with you. Can we, huh? Huh? Pleeeze?

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  11. Your hooman pawparazzi should be quite ashamed of herself. We wonder how our hoomans would like it if we took pics of them walking away?
    We think you are one very lovely girl Miss Salem.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  12. Bad Mummy taking photos of your unmentionable! I think you need some extra treats for that. :)

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  13. Methinks you are looking a bit puny Miss Salem! Need some feeding up! ;)

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  14. :: Smile :: Your Whale Defense Make me melting...rolling on da floor and blasting out " Hubba Hubba " ; )

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  15. Salem, somebody told us that whales like water, and we kitties certainly do not!

    Purrs,
    Carmine, Milita, and Jewel

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  16. Salem
    Moms you cannot live with them but you must certainly cannot live without them. Now if we could just get rid of the flashy beast.
    hugs madi your BFFF

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  17. Salem,
    I believe this calls for some retribution. Next time Mom is all comfy laying on the couch or -- even better -- sleeping in the bed, crawl up on her chest and start purring. She will think you love her and she won't realize you are trying to crush her!

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  18. Your fur just makes you look more cuddlesome Salem.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  19. Why is it that humans think that taking photos of our adorable and private parts is blog worthy? They are warped...for sure!

    We admit we like seeing you from all angles.

    Tell Sylvester that I'd love to have him paw feed me...I was a good little girl last night and I stole chicken skin right off my mom's plate! Ha! She let me keep it!

    purrs,

    Bennette

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  20. i think some pretty drastic measures are called for for the uncalled for remarks and photos. projectile vomiting, paw swat to the face in the middle of the night, furniture scratchin... the options are there my friend.

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  21. Obviously human parents just don't understand how insulting the rear shot is-
    whale! Well, I never! Poor Salem.

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  22. Poor you. I think you are just so very cuddly so there Salem's mum.. Hugs GJ xx

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  23. Maybe you could hide that camera! However, we love the last two photos of you.

    Purrs,
    Mindy
    Moe
    Cookie
    Mike

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  24. Whell, Whowie!

    Moms are funny creatures, aren't they? bwhahahaha!

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  25. More of you to love, my boy! Love-blubber is the best.

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  26. She has to put that menacing camera down sometime Salem....(hint-hint)=^Y^=

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  27. Pleasantly plump! We are confessing to an April Fool prank - Al is not the Rock Star we said!!! Gotcha!

    Cats of wildcat woods

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  28. You aren´t a whale... you´re a cute and round kitteh, only!

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  29. Like Garfield used to say "round is beautiful!"

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  30. Best revenge: next time she's on the couch, jump up and put all your weight on one paw right on her bladder. That'll show her! :)

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  31. my stars salem, please inform your mom that thin is not in and it's soooooooooooo 60's which is soooooooooo last century....and I think she's just jealous because she can't stretch under the bench on the floor like you did

    hugs from dai$y =^..*=

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  32. Salem, you are a beauty (tell your Mommy the camera puts on 10 lbs and our furs add inches too!!) and you are a master at yoga=very impressive, sweetie!...Happy Hump Day, precious friends...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  33. Salem, you are a very beautiful ladycat. Moms are just... just... there are no words !

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  34. Oh, Mom's with cameras are awfully crazy cat lady, 'specially when they are howling with laughter... whale...indeed! Kitty XO

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  35. some cats moms are just mean..... we think you are lovely :)

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  36. ALlie: Oh Salem, I soooo feel your pain. She hasn't used the "D" word has she? Mother is actually COUNTING my calories. As if.

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  37. Oh Salem!!! You are a beautiful tuxie girl!!! You are not an Orca!!!!

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  38. Not that I'm defending your momma's ill treatment if you, or of her picking on your ample-ness. But I have to point this out: All mammals have hair. Whales are mammals. Therefore whales have hair. Shave the whales! (gleefully stolen from the Dilbert book of that title)
    However, whales are not land based, so you cannot be compared to them.

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  39. Salem my dear you are simply adorable just the way you are.

    Emma and Buster

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  40. Oh Salem, we think you look just fine. You should see some of the big cats around here. Good job turning the back side to the photographer. Have a great evening.

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  41. Tell your stalker, er, um, Mama, to pour herself a nice stiff drinke poo! Then she will be gushing over your beauty and your purrfect shape as she should have been doing in the first place!! Whale our a**!! Everyone knows whales don't purr!!Duh!! :p

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  42. stop naming your blog posts after my Mom :)

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  43. wow, Miss Whale, I mean Salem...you should come here and have a Beach-Off with my sisfur Suzie, another sizable Tuxedo cat. you two could see who can flop the hardest on the ground and then nap the longest. I'm thinking the competition will be stiff. May teh Best Wide Body Win!

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  44. Salem, you must come up with a suitable revenge for your mom....

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  45. Well, everyone knows that the camera adds pounds!

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  46. We love 'fluffy' kitties and Mommies at this house!!
    hugs, Linda

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  47. We is sure you'll get her back for those remarks. Don't peoples always say "payback is a cat?" or sumthin like that MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  48. Don't fret, Salem, most of us are a little round in the middle. We do admit the rearview photos weren't very flattering, but we understand the humans can get a little carried away with this photo thing.

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  49. Ah hem, yous does bear the same colors as my pursonal favorite whale the Orca!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  50. How mean! No whale is as lovely or furry. They probably don't shed as much either. Maybe you should have an "accident" with your mommy's name on it.

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  51. I certainly hope you are plotting your revenge, Salem. Whale??? Sound like something Gloman would try calling me. Once.
    ; ) Katie

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  52. You don't look anything like a big fishy/mammel thingy xxx's

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  53. Salem, I am starting to hear a few remarks about my waistline. The total nerve. So...I feel your pain.

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!