I was posing for Mommy on the cat tree when I spotted a BIG FAT pigeon in the courtyard.
He needed further investigation.
Outta my way Mommy, I'm a Mancat with a mission!
*chitter chitter chitter*
(translation from the Pigeonese: please come in mister flying feathered feast--I want eat you!)
Apparently my accent is bad, he flew away. Or maybe it's not...
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