You know, I spent quite some time living the Wild Life in the neighborhood. I peered in the windows at Daddy for a few weeks before I
was Captured sauntered indoors--and the Postman says he saw me wandering around for nearly half a year. I'm not telling whether or not I had another home (there was no "Lost Cat" sign ever posted and I didn't have a chip) and simply decided to move house--but one thing for sure is that when I came to live here I was a skinny waif!
Not any more.
Like Scarlett O'Hara, I'll never be hungrumbly again!
(Or, more accurately, she'll be hungry forever. LOL!--ed)
I heard that, Mommy, and I direct my Gaze of Scorn upon you. Now, bring me some dehydrated chikkun strips and I may forgive you.
XX Sated Salem XX