I know that Mommy is taking pictures of me out here on the apartment complex, but I'm acting all coy and stuff.
That, and I have an itchy cheek.
Mommy spoke to me...and I'm powerless to resist her charms.
My only defense is to deploy Feline Flirt Mode and cast a counterspell over her instead!
*boom chicka meow meow*
Is it working?
It appears that Mommy is
a peasant impervious to my Flirtiness.
Or is she?
She's putting the camera down to give me some pets.
Right here, Mommy--you may start on my scruff...
Rupert = 1
Mommy = 0
XX Rubbin' Rupert XX