Oh Salem, you're not a whale! Even our daddy said you're not cause he's smitten with you after meeting you!
We think that was a most beauteous little movie about the Glorious Salem! If only...if only....if only somekitty could put a sock in that Lady's mouf and make her stop saying those horbibble fings about you!
That pose is most wonderful! We love it. However we think the swishy tail could do some damage if we stand too close and tease.
Such abuse Salem! I think a hiss or two is in order
We admire ya all! And ignorin yer Mommys chitterin... MOL!
REally the pawparazzi is so invasive and negative! We agree with King Spitty; you gotta get a gag order. That's slander that is! xoxoMs. Stella O'Houligan
A "gag order". HahaMeow!We think that pose is adorable, Salem. Do NOT listen to your Mommy's drivel!>>smooches<<
Salem, you're a trooper to put up with all the picking on your adorableness! Those toes, however, really are cute!
I fink ya need to bust out da smacky paw, MOL!
Salem, was your human pestering you? I have a feeling there is going to be a LOT of pestering this week!
We love the bonus nekkid Maui!! LOL!!! Awwww sexy Salem!! What a pose!!! Phew - we are swooning!! Take carex
Poor Salem! How do you put up with your mommy's rudeness?
Salem, how do you tolerate such talk?
Salem, you know that Mommy is just kidding. She thinks you are just purrfect even if you do look like a tank. Have a great day. We are sending tons of purrs for The Baby.
Salem, your a fine figure of a mancat! My suggestion: a coughed up hairball in your mom's shoe, or a bit of winkie on her favorite blouse. That'll teach her...
Don't listen to her Mr. Salem!! You're not a whale, you're a handsome mancat! I agree...a hairball in her shoe would be acceptable.
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glad to see you are getting your tail exercises in. i'd hate to see you become over weight or something.
"Battleship" indeed! You should prove it to your mommy!
I enjoy a cat with some heft to him!!
Why is it when you get comfortable here they come with the flashy box and tickling your feet?
Miss Salem, we have never seen a kitty that puts their back feets out straight like that. You are quite unique in our book. Does mommy always have a herd of kitties follow her wherever she goes?
Well we did have a whale of a good time watching you!
Miss Salem - remember your hoomin will fall asleep sometime, then you can use the camera *nods*
Salem, if you're a whale, we gotta say we LOVE whales. :)
academy awards for best feline film.Emma and Buster
I bet you're getting maximum coolness from the floor, even if your mommy does kinda make fun of you!
Oh, that was mean, mommy! We thought she looked like a cute little square tugboat. (Ok, that was mean too.)
Salem is a tad squarish in shape. She doesn't seem to mind, though. You know the only thing she hears when your mommy is speaking is, "blah, blah, blah." XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Salem, good for you for not letting your mom get to you. You're not a whale!
Awww, I like how you lay like that! Our Hobbes lays on his back all splayed out...BUT...we don't touch him. He doesn't like it. You are very patient with Mommeh!
Oh Salem! Mes sure that all the man cats will be will be totally enamored of yous!!!KissesNellie
Hope everyone starts feeling better soon!
Ooooh, Salem!! There is so much of you to love! What a wonderful pose! We can't BELIEVE you let your mom poke at your toesies like that. No respect.
Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!