Rupert here, in my rightful place...
...on Mommy's left hand side!
She was in bed reading her tablet and took a photo of us together. Truthfully, I usually don't lay on the actual bed--I lay on Mommy's shoulder and arm,
semi-paralysing her causing her to make all kids of rude remarks about how her back hurts, I'm too heavy, my anus is in her face, & etc etc etc.
To which I say: Balderdash! You love it Mommy, and you know it.
I'm sure she's very thankful I snuggle up with her every night
and hog the bed.
Yes, Roop-a-poop, I am.
XX Rupert XX