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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

The Awful Terrible No-Good Day



Kitties!

The hind end of Johnson here.
Apparently a Mancat can't wheeze and sneeze and shake his head and fling snot all over in his own home without the peeps having a hushed discussion and then dragging said Mancat (howling the Song of His People) off to the vet.

The trauma forced me to lose a whisker

Naturally the vet loved me, but unfortunately not enough to prevent her from violating my exit valve to see if I had a fever (no) and prying my inlet valve open to inspect my teefs (clean).

The whole traumatic experience almost made me want to get back into the car...and that's saying something.

The verdict?  I have a little kitty cold--I am prone to them--so it's ten days of the Vile Brown Ooze and helicopter peeps until the wheezing subsides...
*crappity, crap crap, crap*


Happy Tuesday!

XX  Snotty John  XX

(This actually occurred a few days ago, John's already feeling much better--ed.)

53 comments:

  1. That WAS a terrible day!
    We hope you are feeling up to plotting your revenge, soon. MOL!


    Pee Ess - sending you lots of healing purrs from all of us.
    XOXO

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  2. Glad you are beginning to feel better.

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  3. Oh baby! That Woman is gettin her ample lap ready in case you need some extra luvz.
    Xoxo
    Ms Stella O Houligan

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  4. Why must humans panic over nothing? Cats lived millions of years before vets were invented. My peeps had a similar huddle over what to do with me after the Fathers Day mauling I gave Pop. Fortunately my vet follows me online so for now I've avoided the car ride.

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  5. I was tempted to say things like how much it sucks that you had to go to the evil v-e-t, but after my brother Madison was SO ill with a kitty cold and the snots and stuff...I'm a big fan of the vet...not that I want to go there....um, but I think it's good that you went and now you are feeling better. Vets can be ok....sometimes.

    purrrrr

    xoxo Cory

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  6. I'm glad it was nothing serious, Johnny! And that you are already feeling better!

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  7. You must be traumatized ! I admired your tail, it looks very special and makes me think of a paint brush, lol !

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  8. You must be traumatized ! I admired your tail, it looks very special and makes me think of a paint brush, lol !

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  9. We LOVE your plate! :)

    Good to know you're feeling much better, Johnny!

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  10. Sorry you had to endure trauma and indignities in order to feel better.
    Extra purrs for you.
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  11. Not the exit valve! Oh the horrors! Lost whisker?? WANTing to ride in the car??? Someone owes you BIG TIME! I'm talking snacks, nip, treats, and letting you use something tie dyed to fling snot on! Poor poor Tiny Johnson.. Sending hugs and smooches!

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  12. What a stressful day! We hope you feel better soon, Tiny Johnson. Flinging snot is never fun for anyone.

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  13. We're glad you're feeling better!! 10 days isn't too bad...our Ellie has 6 months of meds to get rid of her sneezies!

    The Florida Furkids

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  14. We are so glad you are better now!

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  15. We are sure happy you are feeling a little better now - keep it up and avoid another visit!

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  16. We're glad it wasn't too serious and that you're already feeling better. Purrs for a speedy recovery!

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  17. Poor Snotty Johnson! Glad you are feeling better.

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  18. get well soon and let the snot fly.

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  19. You should have humans up early as revenge meow. Do you have an email account?

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  20. Poor guy! I hope you got treats for that outrage.

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  21. That was a terrible day! The inlet and outlet violations made me shudder. I am glad you are getting better now.
    Mum likes your licence plate.

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  22. Poor you,that naughty VET. :) Glad you are feeling better.

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  23. Clearly no peace to be had, is there! We're glad you're already feeling better, though!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  24. Poor Johnny! We hope you are back in the pink now!

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  25. Exit valve cracked mom up. Your female peep has a way with words for sure!!
    Johnny I heard an itty bitty taste of Baby will cure all your ails...MOL MOL Just kidding
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  26. dood...ya noe what they say bout ree venge.....

    it bee az sweet az sumthin cause frank lee we dunno de rest oh de storee but heerz hopin yur doin better N feelin better !!

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  27. Johnnie we are so glad you are already feeling better.

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  28. Johnnie, I had that too and talk about helicopter parents..mine is the QUEEN of it. Get better honey pie. What is that brown stuff? I wish MY former vet had used it...

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  29. Oh John, glad to hear that are feeling better already. Those vet visits are just not any fun at all. Glad you made it through it. Keep those Peeps on their toes.

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  30. We sure are glad the all better has already shown up!

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  31. What a dirty deal! Jenna will sympathize as she willingly gets in her carrier after a vet visit!

    We're glad to hear you are already better, though :)

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  32. glad he is feeling better. Since he is prone to them, have you considered colloidal silver? I've found it very helpful in snotty kittens..

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  33. We sure are hoping that the kitty cold gets gone fast.

    Hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles

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  34. we're glad you are feeling better, SJ, and hope you are also over the whole v-e-t trauma :). purrs,

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  35. Mom was laughing so hard at the "crappity, crap, crap, crap." That is her swear word of choice. You have the longest tail, and it looks so cute with it's lion poof. Glad you are already starting to feel better. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  36. Longing for a car ride?! Good grief! The HORROR of it all.Now Johnson...here is the plan...when the icky , gooey, brown gunk is coming in the "in valve" pretend to swallow and then...exhale all over those rascally people!! Let us know of you need any other revenge tips...

    Your ever obliging pals,

    the critters in the cottage xo
    P.S. Feel better real soon :)

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  37. Aw, poor Johnny. What a terrible experience. We purr that you feel better soon...and that your whisker grows back.

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  38. Sheesh Johnny! We're glad you're feeling better but what an experience!

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  39. Quick! Everyone!
    PROTECT YOUR EXIT VALVES!!!

    ; )

    ...very glad TJ is doing better.

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  40. "the song of my people"...I love that. I use that all the time...but it's hilarious, isn't it?? :)

    So sorry you are sick. Hope you get well soon!

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  41. You have a kitty cold AND you lost a whisker :(
    Glad you are feeling better!

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  42. so happy that Johnny is on the mend!

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  43. Dood - wrong on so many levels. Glad you're already on the mend!

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  44. Oh Johnnybrook, we send big healing purrs in your direction and are so glad to hear that you have started to feel better already, good vibes to you!

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  45. Meez so sowwy 'bout da violations, but meez glad yous gettin' bettew.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

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  46. Well if you where longing to get back to the car , I guess it must have been pretty awful at the Vet !
    COOL numberplate you have by the way :)

    XOXO

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  47. Poor puddy tat! All that AND medicine to take. Hope you get feeling better soon!
    xo Catherine

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  48. We is sorry you wasn't feeling good, but glad you is feeling better, and hoping you'll be feeling best soon!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  49. We sure hope you are a lot better now sweet Johnny. You sure have a nice long tail. Hugs and nose kisses

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!