This just in:
Scouty hopped up on the sofa while Mommy was sat there (and more importantly, awake)...and he STAYED! For like, a whole minute!
Tiny Johnson, a.k.a. "Security-Barrier-Cat" was nowhere to be found at the time of the event.
A witness was able to obtain one single grainy cell phone shot before the phenomenon came to an abrupt, scurrying conclusion.
In a subsequent interview with Rupert and Sweet Pea, Scouty made the following statement:
Don't count on this ever happening again guys...
well, not too soon, anyway.
I know that you know that I sleep with Mommy sometimes at night (at the foot of the bed) but that doesn't count as wanting closeness and affection, right? Because as you can both see I still have my best friend Mister Catlick hanging on. I don't want anything or anyone else--human, that is--Touching me! They might give me cooties. Or smothery love.
XX Scouty, Rupert, Sweet Pea and Mommy's Knee XX