I was sitting in this Most Excellent Box, minding my own beeswax, when I heard Mommy giggling. I didn't get too alarmed because she's
prone to fits of insanity and if you pretend it's not happening it eventually goes away crazypants.
Then--get this--she called me Avocado Boy!
Which went too far, in my opinion.
XX Felix* XX
*who is ORNJ and in no way resembles an avocado.