Kitties!
Felix here.
I was sitting in this Most Excellent Box, minding my own beeswax, when I heard Mommy giggling. I didn't get too alarmed because she's prone to fits of insanity and if you pretend it's not happening it eventually goes away crazypants.
Then--get this--she called me Avocado Boy!
Which went too far, in my opinion.
Happy Friday!
XX Felix* XX
*who is ORNJ and in no way resembles an avocado.
I wouldn't take it seriously - after all she has a very bad record of fruit recognition (the lime tree ?). Just show her your bottom of disrespect and she'll realise there are no pears/pairs on you!
ReplyDeleteYou're a pretty perfect Ornj at that!
ReplyDeleteHumans - sometimes they make NO sense whatsoever!
ReplyDeleteYes, that was just a little bit rude, wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteFelix - I cannot get over how much you look like Sherpa except with short hairs. You two MUST be related!
ReplyDeletePerhaps it had something to do with the color of your eyes and the slits were the pits and . . . oh, never mind.
ReplyDeleteOh Felix the things you have to put up with. :)
ReplyDeleteThose humans are cuckoo! My momma was laffin at me for gettin in a booze box earlier.
ReplyDeleteThat's a little bit rude ! Showing her the bottom of disrespect is a good answer ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteHumans are so weird sometimes. Kinda like the time when Adam was sitting in a beer box and Mama called him Bud for the rest of the day.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
OUR Mommy was busy laughing at your tail. Don't ask us why.
ReplyDeleteHumans are ALL crazypants. We don't think you resemble an avocado at all.
ReplyDeleteMOL - but seriously mew did look pawesome in the box!!
ReplyDeleteHandsome Felix,
ReplyDeleteWe are sorry that your human is a bit crazy.
Signed,
kitty brats
You're more like an oringe than an avocado Felix.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Just rudeness. Oranges are NOT avocados. Silly hoomins.
ReplyDeletemaybe she is colorblind??
ReplyDeleteHumans are so self-entertaining, aren't they?
ReplyDeletecareful, a name like that can stick with a guy for a long long time.
ReplyDeleteOur Mommy is given to fits of insanity, too. We hope it's not contagious! MOL!
ReplyDeleteGreat box, don't mind what the Mommy says!
TOTALLY her fault for getting the wrong kind of box!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
Felix...I think your mom has been sniffin' your cat nip!!
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
Hooray for the ornj! Felix, you might be hard pressed to find a cat mommy that doesn't have fits of insanity.
ReplyDeleteI think you look very handsome in that box, Felix. Your Mom was just inspired.
ReplyDeleteFelix don't let her get away with that! MOL
ReplyDeletedood...frank lee we think yur mom iz a wee bit gel uz coz that bed//box...rocks !!
ReplyDeleteoh kay, we came bak coz we just cheked on line anda avocado bed box ree tails for 995 $$$$
ReplyDelete...noe wait.....thatz de current temp at yur houz...
heerz two a grate week oh end with de hopes plentee of smelt & salmon iz on yur plate ♥
Felix, calling her 'crazypants' aught to do it!
ReplyDeleteWell, remember she's only a human and they don't really posses a sense of humor...
ReplyDeleteIt could have been worse, she could have called you her fruity boupy!
ReplyDeletesheesh.....can't a handsome boy sit on a perfectly comfy box without being called names?
ReplyDeleteemma and buster
You are a cute little avocado boy, don;t be offended.
ReplyDeleteAll you need is something purple. The tertiary colors are orange, green and purple ;-0
ReplyDeleteYou are not even remotely green! I've been known to call Owen Yellow Boy... :).
ReplyDelete~MamaLisa
Your mom is goning off the deep end...seriously. No way do you resemble an avocado. And now that most excellent box is ruined for you.
ReplyDeleteIf our humans would put as much imagination into solving the climate crisis as they do in dreaming up yet more nicknames for us . . . . Will never happen. I'm going to hibernate in my HP printer box until things improve. Could be there a while. Later tater. --Bugs
ReplyDeleteGood that you showed her the back of disrespect.
ReplyDeleteWell, you did look great in that box. But she shouldn't have been giggling at you. The nerve!
ReplyDeletePurrs (and wags) from Life with Dogs and Cats
If she shows up with onion and garlic and tomato and lime, RUN Felix RUN!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
If your picture was on the avocado box, I bet they would sell alot of avocados!!
ReplyDeleteWell, Felix... you know when the avocado sits in the fridge for a REALLY long time? Like months and months?
ReplyDeleteEither way, she's got no right calling you avocado boy.
yep, your Mommy is indeed a bit crazypants and that is why all of blogville totally LOVES her!!
ReplyDeleteSome paw slaps required :-)
ReplyDeleteIt's really a darn cute name...unique. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteBut avocados are creamy and delicious! Just like you, Felix.
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