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Thursday, May 7, 2015

Seppo's Ordeal


UPDATE:

 We fixed the privacy settings...you should be able to see the video now!

Kitties!


We have conclusive evidence that all was not wine and roses Catnip and Chikkun with the Finland Gang when Mommy was visiting...we found a video on her cloud drive of her giving Seppo--the Nekkid Sphynxie--a...a...a...

BATH.

**shudders**

And it gets worse.  Under severe questioning, Mommy admitted to administering not just one, but TWO water torture sessions!  Apparently there was a camera error the first time, and thus the "extra" (a week later) bath.  Mommy tried to justify her behavior by claiming that Sphynx cats need a bath every week or so because they have oily skin but we think she's lying to us and the TRUTH is she's just a perv who enjoys washing shriveled mancat sultanas--which explains the look of diabolical joy on her face in yesterday's post!

Observe:
or click HERE

(It's a bit long, we know...Mommy apparently knows her way around cat bathing better than video editing, feel free to skip ahead if you want!)


We took a poll amongst ourselves and the vote was unanimous:  If Mommy ever feels any urge whatsoever to bathe cats, she can go back to Finland!  

Pronto.


Happy Thursday!


XX  The Great Unwashed Kats  XX



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33 comments:

  1. BellaMay 6, 2015 at 8:14 PM

    Can't view the video. It's marked as "Private"!

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  2. GigiMay 6, 2015 at 8:28 PM

    All I get is "This video is private" and a bunch of gray screen. Geez, wut did you *DO* to him, Lady??

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  3. brokenteepeeMay 6, 2015 at 8:40 PM

    It must be some video since it is private - maybe youtube doesn't like to show nekkid cats

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  4. UnknownMay 6, 2015 at 8:49 PM

    Mes was just so excited!!! A Nekked Seppo! Mes pused the button...and mes founded out that mes was denied access!!!
    Oh well, mes DID see the picture in the previous post....
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  5. The Cat GuyMay 6, 2015 at 8:54 PM

    Private sounds appropriate! Maybe for the best!

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  6. Catio TalesMay 6, 2015 at 9:46 PM

    We're none too happy about Äiti aiding and abetting this process you know. Luckily Seppo is a very tolerant easy going feline!

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  7. Photo CacheMay 6, 2015 at 9:52 PM

    We get baths 3-4 times a year. We're not happy about it.

    Emma and Buster

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  8. The Swiss CatsMay 6, 2015 at 10:42 PM

    Seppo is so brave ! We never got a bath (and we hope we'll never get one, or we'll send Mum to Finland too ! ) Purrs

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  9. Lone Star CatsMay 6, 2015 at 10:56 PM

    At least she went to Finland to bathe cats and didn't try it at home!

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  10. Angel Prancer PieMay 6, 2015 at 11:06 PM

    What??? No lit candles or soft music?


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  11. Summer at sparklecat.comMay 6, 2015 at 11:09 PM

    Wow, Seppo complained more than I do, even if he was basically compliant! I bet he would be bummed to have a show bath like me - TWO different shampoos, an apple cider vinegar rinse TWICE, more rinsing, then a final Arrowhead water rinse! If my human took a video it would probably be 15 minutes long! Sphynxes are lucky - they don't need ALL that. Conversely, I'm lucky compared to a Persian or a Norwegian Forest cat, because their baths are even MORE complicated!

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  12. Stacy HurtMay 6, 2015 at 11:24 PM

    did she really say 'sphynx grease?' wow, how rude! We thinks Seppo oughta peed right on her!

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  13. Cats Herd YouMay 7, 2015 at 3:06 AM

    We are laughing too hard at Angel Prancer Pie's comment to be able to type coherently. Good on Seppo for complaining about the process. We would do more than complain!

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  14. The WhiskerattiMay 7, 2015 at 3:11 AM

    Oh wow. That poor kitteh!

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  15. DmaMay 7, 2015 at 5:41 AM

    definitely a nsfw video.

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  16. GigiMay 7, 2015 at 5:52 AM

    Aiti's betrayal is insupportable! How dare she have aided and abetted and FILMED?

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  17. Linda @ A La CarteMay 7, 2015 at 7:24 AM

    looked like a good massage to me...of course I would never allow that in my home!
    'signed, charlie kitty'

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  18. ANGEL ABBYGRACEMay 7, 2015 at 10:22 AM

    Oh my Seppo that was...difficult...we know and KL kitties be very careful if you see Sheebie going towards a tub with any one of you!

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  19. Shaggy and ScoutMay 7, 2015 at 10:31 AM

    Cat bathing! There is nothing that woman won't try, and let's hope you the horde aren't next!

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  20. da tabbies o trout towneMay 7, 2015 at 12:23 PM

    seppo....we noe ewe due knot noe uz... but we eggz tend R utmost... we R total lee sorreez for de inn dig na teez.......two ewe

    TKL: use caushunz everee one....coz if ya listen close lee N play de tape bak werdz for a few...ewe can heer yur mom yell out....NEXT !!!!

    ♥♥

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  21. Eastside CatsMay 7, 2015 at 12:49 PM

    We've bathed Angel and Chuck just once, when they were kittens and covered with fleas. The hubby and I felt rotten doing it, but those poor kittens were getting eaten alive. Since then, both have figured out ways to stay outta stuff that would warrant another bath, so it's been over eleven years! Actually, I think your momma was very brave to wash a cat that wasn't her own!

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  22. My Mind's EyeMay 7, 2015 at 12:51 PM

    OH MY WORD...YOUR MOM IS AN EXPERT BUT I AGREE ...SHOULD SHE FEEL THE NEED TO BATH A CAT PLEASE TELL HER TO GO DIRECTLY TO FINLAND AND NOT TO STOP IN NORTH CAROLINA!!
    hUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  23. Memories of Eric and FlynnMay 7, 2015 at 2:41 PM

    OMC! I think your mommy enjoyed inflicting that torture. Seppo must have the cleanest sultanas around.

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  24. Maggie from Stillness at CherithMay 7, 2015 at 3:39 PM

    I've heard that this type of kitty needs bathing...your Mom did a nice job...almost like a spa treatment.
    BUT don't tell her we said so as you don't want her to go all crazy Mom on you.
    Purrs,
    the kitty brats

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  25. Kitties BlueMay 7, 2015 at 5:42 PM

    What a good kitty Seppo is. We don't even want our humans to bathe us much less a stranger! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  26. The Island CatsMay 7, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    Thank cod we don't need baths.

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  27. pilch92May 7, 2015 at 6:27 PM

    Water torture- awful, glad she doesn't do that to you.

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  28. Just DuckyMay 7, 2015 at 7:10 PM

    Where are the faucets to get the water in the tub?

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  29. meowmeowmansMay 7, 2015 at 7:12 PM

    ::shudders:: Thank Cod we don't get that kind of bath here!

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  30. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)May 7, 2015 at 7:56 PM

    WE think it is suspicious that yer Mommy knows how to do cat-bafs so well. Has she been practicing in private? More impawtant, ARE YOU ALL NEXT?

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  31. Noir the Texas TabbyMay 9, 2015 at 6:59 PM

    Oh NO!! Poor little Seppo--!!! Yes, your Mommy looks a little too darn comfortable giving that bath! I think you guys better start pricing flights BACK to Finland---!

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  32. KnatoleeMay 11, 2015 at 3:36 AM

    Cat abuse,cat abuse! ;) Actually, it was the calmest cat bath I have ever seen.

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  33. Ann BoyajianMay 12, 2015 at 12:19 PM

    Seppo seems to be enjoying most of his baff, especially the waterfall rinse cycle!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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