hmmmm...Daddy usually has some interesting things in his office trash can...let's see what's in here today...
The wax strip off of a mailing envelope--a tasty trashy tidbit.
If I'm stealthy Daddy will never notice me pilfering this...
Time to destroy the evidence.
No, I'm not doing anything.
Move along now; nothing to see...no cats eating paper out of the trash...
(paper removal from cat gullet not pictured)
Daddy! Give it back!
(abject begging also not pictured)
Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
XX Felix XX