Our Mom said you were fluffalicious. It didn't take us kitty brats to train her to look on the positive side of our excess feline assets! We suggest a little feline negative reinforcement-we saw some great ideas- upchucking, paw smacks and perhaps a little shifting of your fluffy girth on the human. Best wishes to you Salem!!
Salem...several of us at our house feel your pain. We're sort of bursting at the seams ourselves. You have a mighty pretty belly no matter what your mom says. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
We don't know what she's talking about. All we see is beautiful floof.
ReplyDeleteGeez, humans!
ReplyDeleteWe are covering our ears because the human is LOLing! We don't get what's funneh!
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
I'd just do a belleh flop on her lap - that'd shut her up!
ReplyDeleteThat Woman is snickering and calling to Miss Jack "our TubbeeTuxie' to come see. Howell mean. Floof shaming has got to stop!
ReplyDeleteThat Woman is snickering and calling to Miss Jack "our TubbeeTuxie' to come see. Howell mean. Floof shaming has got to stop!
ReplyDeleteSo does this mean YOU are not going to get a jar of Gerber Chick-hens? That's just soooooo wrong! You are purrfect, my sweet!
ReplyDeleteYou's not fat, you's just floofy!
ReplyDeleteI think your belt is very slimming! Not that you need slimming..
ReplyDeleteEhm... Humans ... Seriously, only humans could be inventing a belt. No feline would out something around its body which isn't comfortable.
ReplyDeleteYeah, hoomins..... yak up a good hairball at 3 am on the bed, we say.
ReplyDeleteYour Mommy is very rude to you. Can't she see that your belt is a very smart fashion accessory?
ReplyDeleteHow rude. :)
ReplyDeleteTime for some strategic barfing.
ReplyDeleteHey, you have a black belt, kick her a good one!
ReplyDeleteSalem, your fur colors are very distinctive and elegant!
ReplyDeleteThat is a fantastic black belt. Salem. That was a little rude of Mommy. You all have a great week end.
ReplyDeleteSalem you tell her that black belt shouldn't be messed around with! MOL
ReplyDeleteMommy's just jealous of your curves! ALthough that belt does seem to be serving its purpose...
ReplyDeleteYour momma is silly, your suit grows with you
ReplyDeleteWe thinks your mom bean likes to make fun of your fabulousness Salem. Check out that belleh...it's purrfect for rubbing ...not ribbing, MOL
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Mum is 2. dan of judo, tell your mom not to mess around with a black belt ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteWe like a ladycat with a little heft. G
ReplyDeleteThat was mean - you are purrfect.
ReplyDeleteSome of us is built for comfort, not speed...that's what my fluffly Mommy says!
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Nellie
Our Mom said you were fluffalicious. It didn't take us kitty brats to train her to look on the positive side of our excess feline assets! We suggest a little feline negative reinforcement-we saw some great ideas- upchucking, paw smacks and perhaps a little shifting of your fluffy girth on the human.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes to you Salem!!
Salem, we hope you can come up with a suitable revenge. ;)
ReplyDeleteYour belt is awesome, Salem! You are an adorable, luscious girlcat!
ReplyDeleteSalem...several of us at our house feel your pain. We're sort of bursting at the seams ourselves. You have a mighty pretty belly no matter what your mom says. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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