Rumor has it that Mommy has ordered a walking vest (size:Whale) and a lead for me. Apparently *I* am going to start strolling. Mommy has Strong Opinions about weight management and how my girth has gotten, well, honestly, a wee tad outta hand.
I am practicing for the first time she puts the dratted contraption on me by flopping over and rolling my eyes.
However...I do think going Outside might be fun, though...so I'm reserving final judgement for later. After all, there are lizards and birdies beyond the back door.
We shall see, kitties--we shall see.
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