Tiny Johnson here.
First things first--our Faithful Commenter CatReader wondered about the origin of my name. Long story short: Mommy has a Dirty Mind. She thinks it's hilarious, inquiring to see if a guest wants to pet "her Tiny Johnson".
But about the title of today's post--do you think Maui is gonna try to eat me? You never know with that guy...
XX Big Tiny Johnson XX