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Monday, August 22, 2016

Gamete Giddiness



Kitties!

Maui here.

Mommy got us some radically dank catnip, and packed a generous bowl inside this great toy that King Punapippuri's Äiti (Mum) crocheted for us.
Supposedly it's shaped like a polliwog...but Mommy calls it The Giant Sperm! What a pervert.

I called first dibs.

**inhales**

And second dibs!
Oh wow, man...things are getting weird...


OK, I admit it, I totally bogarted the polliwog--and the nip--can you blame me?


HAPPY Monday!

XX  Maui Wowie  XX

22 comments:

  1. We got worried when we read the title as we were trying to think who might have their gametes in tact -and then all became clear. Phew.
    Those giant polliwogs are potent as they can be stuffed with all sorts of things. Happy snorting Maui. Hope the flying pink mousies treat you nicely.

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  2. We we got sent some "squiggles" crocheted things we love and have seen them called "sperm". Its a Lady joke.

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  3. Whoa! I don't blame you for taking over that nip-stuffed whatever-it-is-supposed-to-be!

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  4. Wowie, Maui! sounds like some primo nip! No one else gets a whiff?

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  5. Ooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    That thing looks like a lot of fun!
    We would love to smell that nip too.
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  6. Whatever it's shaped like, if it smells as good as premium nip, who can resist?

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  7. That looks like wonderful nip - can we have a sniff each please.

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  8. radically dank. that's gonna go on my tombstone.

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  9. We like, and would totally, respect your sperm, especially with your paw on it like that. Wait.... that didn't come out right!

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  10. That looks like a grade A stuff you got there. We go for the sperm.

    Emma and Buster

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  11. That is a huge polliwog and it must smell like heaven to be stuffed full of nip.

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  12. If there's catnip involved and it's the PRIMO variety what more do mew need!? MOL

    Gorgeous pictures :)

    Purrs

    Basil & Co xox

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  13. Looks like you are a little nipped out already. That must be really good stuff.

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  14. Ha! Maui, we don't blame you one bit. We would have done the same.

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  15. Lucky Maui! We wonder how you managed to keep the rest of the crew away from that toy? Well done!!!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  16. "Crochet" and "sperm" are not things you'd ever think you'd see in the same sentence :)

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!