"Calling All Cats...Calling all Cats"
Did you all know I am an Officer of the Law?
That's right, I'm a member of the Pussycat Powder Room Police!
My main beat here at Chez Crazypants is Shower Patrol.
Don't panic! I only go in when it's dry. Mostly. Um. Mistakes have been made in the past...
...which is why I now check out the floor and the surroundings for any moisture first before I commit to a full session of stall scrutiny.
Because who wants a wet tummy when they are writing up reports?
XX Sgt. Salem XX