***sirens wailing***
"Calling All Cats...Calling all Cats"
Kitties!
Salem here.
Did you all know I am an Officer of the Law?
That's right, I'm a member of the Pussycat Powder Room Police!
My main beat here at Chez Crazypants is Shower Patrol.
Don't panic! I only go in when it's dry. Mostly. Um. Mistakes have been made in the past...
...which is why I now check out the floor and the surroundings for any moisture first before I commit to a full session of stall scrutiny.
Because who wants a wet tummy when they are writing up reports?
Happy Monday!
XX Sgt. Salem XX
You do a great job of cleaning up the 'hood there Sgt Salem. We want to know if there is a tub for you to check for security breaches ?
ReplyDelete*runs away very fast*
I had no idea you had such an important title, Salem!
ReplyDeleteOfficer of the law or officer of the claw? hee hee Keep up the good work, I bet that's the most secure shower ever!
ReplyDeleteYep, we can see that's a fine place to keep watch from. Plus the occasional nap. So long as... you know.. it's dry.
ReplyDeleteMOL!
ReplyDeleteYou GO, Sgt. Salem! But don't forget to take a rest every now and then. We know patrol work is hardly ever done!
ReplyDeleteYou are doing a good job, Officer Salem! I like to patrol the shower too, but I prefer it wet so I can have a drink while I am in there.
ReplyDeleteJust the facts meow.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's one clean shower, Salem. You're doing a great job.
ReplyDeleteHi Salem, Buster your buddy here. I love to come in the shower immediately after mom finishes her thing. For some reason I love to lick the water off the floor.
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
Wow, Salem, willing to get a wet tummy all in the line of duty!
ReplyDeleteThat is dedication.
PS-You are super cute
Oh, such super cute photos. We are members of the Powder Room Police at our house, but we don't get in the tub. Some of us used to get in to play or chase our tails, but we don't do that any longer. But we make certain no fewer than four of us report whenever Mom uses the Powder Room. Good times! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteYou are so handsome. I love your bathroom tiles, very nice.
ReplyDeleteSgt. Salem, you're obviously good at your duties. That shower stall looks spotless!
ReplyDeleteYou did a great job, Salem ! We didn't know you were such an impawtant purrson ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteSgt. Salem, you has a furry impawtant job checking out the shower stall... besides looking handsome too - did the stall pass inspection?
ReplyDelete-Pearl, who likes to play in the bathtub
At our house Salem, our silly little brofur Saku has been known to go in the shower after the mom bean comes out and drink the water from the floor. EWWWW!
ReplyDeleteWe bet the tile feels cool on the tummy...when it isn't wet. Keep up the patrol.
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
"Mistakes have been made in the past." Oh, Salem. You take your job VERY seriously, don't you? And might I add that you're VERY HANDSOME in uniform?
ReplyDeleteand just what kinds of things get reported?
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