Black and White Unit

***sirens wailing***

"Calling All Cats...Calling all  Cats"

Kitties!

Salem here.

Did you all know I am an Officer of the Law?  

That's right, I'm a member of the Pussycat Powder Room Police!

My main beat here at Chez Crazypants is Shower Patrol.  

Don't panic!  I only go in when it's dry.  Mostly.  Um.  Mistakes have been made in the past...

...which is why I now check out the floor and the surroundings for any moisture first before I commit to a full session of stall scrutiny.

Because who wants a wet tummy when they are writing up reports?

Happy Monday!

XX  Sgt. Salem  XX

Tuxedo, Tongue, and Toothbrush

Kitties!

Salem here.

I was doing a little tummy-tidying...

...which *may* have led to some Washing of the Nethers.

Later that morning, while Mommy was in the shower, I nibbled on her toothbrush.  Mommy saw me.  She shrieked.  I kept on chewing--what can I say, I was enjoying the fresh minty taste and spiky texture--why should I have to stop, just because she says to?

No way.

Suddenly, Mommy burst out of the shower stall, brandishing her loofah!

I might have been alarmed if I hadn't been fleeing the sudsy peep giggling so hard.  It was all enormously fun and I think I might have to do it again tomorrow.

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Salem the Crest* Cat  XX

*Mommy's brand of toothpaste