Fluffaluffagus

Kitties!

We have a Small Mystery:

To whom does did this fluffy fur belong?

The Baby?

Sweet Pea? 

A Mojave Yeti?

It is Miss Pea's splendid floof!

Daddy displayed mad grooming skillz with the Furminator Sunday morning.  Many, many, kittehs fell victim to his efforts and were combed within an inch of their lives before he ran the vacuum cleaner...something about double handling which we fail to understand...you should have seen the pile that came off of Salem!  A whole 'nother cat.

Anyhoo, if you guessed correctly you get a prize: 

You may give The Pea a smooch, anywhere you wish!

She loves smoochies.

Happy Monday!

XX  Not a Mojave Yeti  XX

Thank COD it's Friday!

Kitties!

May Ling here.

As you can see, I'm just hanging out...

...dangling down...

...and watching for the weekend.

Holy cats, kitties...Mommy was a crazed cleaning dervish on her days off (the bedrooms were painted last weekend)  and we are all completely exhausimicated from snoopervising her.  Thank goodness she's going to be working two back-to-back 14 hour shifts this weekend--we can finally catch up on our sleep!  The incessant whine of the vacuum sucky monster is SUCH a nuisance...

Happy Friday!

XX  May Ling  XX

Terrifying Tuesday

Kitties!

Sweet Pea here.

Mommy vacuumed.

I loathe the vacuum.

It wants to eat me, I just know it!

So I crawled under the cozy cushion in the cat tree to hide and waited until the coast was clear.

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Sweet Pea  XX

Sleep, Wonderful Sleep!

Kitties!

Scouty here...

...celebrating 'TOCKTOBER by showing this week (and all of you!) my Buns of Disrespect.

It's been a stressful week--Mommy has been on staycation and she rearranged the bedroom, necessitating endless hours minutes assessing the new sleeping Fang Shui.

Then she ran the ebil cat litter and fur leaf blower on the Catio and we were forced to flee indoors for our lives!

Rumor has it that today the dastardly Dyson will make an indoors appearance.

I am exhaustimicated.

*sigh*

Better nap while I can, right?

Happy Friday!

XX  Sleepy Scouty  XX

One Word Wednesday

Vacuum.

Happy Hump Day!

XX  CC, Scouty, and John the Oblivious  XX

Sucky Monster Saturday

Kitties!

Johnny here, with some disturbing news.

::paw slap::

A long time ago, Eric & Flynn asked us how we (Daddy, really) kept the Catio so clean.  To answer this, I'm gonna reveal one of Daddy's secrets:  he's a vacuum freak!

Sad but true.

In fact, for his birthday he got a new Dyson, as if the three we had already weren't enough!  You read that right, he already had THREE Dysons; a regular upright, a Ball (Mommy's), and a canister vac (also Mommy's).  Wait a minute...Mommy has TWO Dysons and Daddy only has one...we need to rethink this.  Maybe Mommy is the vacuum freak.  Anyway.

Sick, sick, sick.

Since the Catio gets a lot of leaf debris, dirt, and cat litter on it Daddy likes to have a separate vacuum to use out there, two or three times a week.  

We get our revenge by peeing on it, and for some reason this angers Daddy.

So he did this: 

Can you believe it!?!

He hung it up!!!!

How are we supposed to kill it?  There's no way we can whiz on it now unless we leap and pee at the same time, and frankly, none of us are up for that.  I'm not letting any Cat stand on my back, either, I have enough issues keeping my tail clean as it is.

And the vacuum you see there?  That WAS Mommy's Ball vacuum, it's now at our pal Rio's house, terrorizing him!  The old upright is hanging up now, and Daddy's horrible birthday present is lurking in the hall closet.

So let's see; now Daddy has TWO vacuums and Mommy just has one.  Either way, it's three too many in my opinion.

Dyson = Evil

Happy Saturday!

XX  Johnny  XX

One Word Wednesday

EVIL.