Twenty Pound Tuxedo

Kitties!

Sylvester here, and I have a question:

What's a guy gotta do to get some blog time around this joint?

This, apparently: 

*lickety lick lick lick*

HEY!

Where did that fevver-butt toy come from?

Oh, for Cod's sake.  

Mommy!

Can't I wash my buttocks in private?

*sigh*

Anyway, thank you for all your get well wishes from last week; I'm feeling fit as a fiddle!  My incision is is almost all healed, there's just a tiny bit of scab.  (I was a cooperative patient and left it alone.)  My leg fur is coming back in, too.  I've been concentrating extra hard to grow it fast so it will match up...I hope by the time Blog Paws rolls around again in 2014 it'll be done, because--get this--it's going to be held just FOUR miles from our house!  We are excited already, Mommy is considering hosting a get-together for the Cat Bloggers at the Park Across the Street...what do your peeps think about that?  Of course there will be guided Catio tours...and unlimited kitty skritching!

Is it 2014 yet?

Happy Monday!

XX  Sylvester  XX

Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine!

 Kitties!

Johnson here...and we're almost back to blogging!

Monday's the big day--it'll be our ONE THOUSANDTH post, which is our Highly Interesting News.  Many of you heard a dog barking in our last (video) post and speculated that the peeps brought home a woofie...I'm happy to report that even though the peeps are crazy, they're not nuts!

To celebrate our millennial post we're gonna have a pawty, a commentathon for the Nevada SPCA, and some fun door prizes, too.

See ya'll on Monday...

Happy Friday!

XX  Johnson  XX

Maui's Gotcha Day PAWTY!

Kitties!

Maui here.

It's hard to believe I've been here TWO years already.  Actually, I came in on Christmas Day night, so today is actually a wee tad early.

There's a detailed story of my Gotcha that you can read HERE.   I'm so happy to be formerly feral, all the freedom in the world doesn't compare to a full tummy and a warm bed.

MAUI FACTS:

1.  I'm a crazypants boy!

2.  I was starving when I came in the House, I've nearly doubled my weight.  I weigh about 14 pounds now.

3.  I'm a giant soppy boy, but only when I'm sleepy.  Otherwise, I have things to do and furblings to pester and toys to play with!

4.  I love to pawty!

So let's get to it!!!!!!!

There's the usual buffet--buffalo, reindeer, gnu, antelope, zebra, gazelle, elk and moose.  The butter is available for freestyle licking.

We have Temptations, Greenies and Party Mix.

We have Trout Fancy Feast!

We have milk, cream, water, AND...did y'all know that Sylvester studied bartending while he was cooped up living at the Vet?  Well, he DID and he's got some great new Kitty Kocktails for us to sip.

Ladies and Gents, I can make you any one of the following:

TomCat Collins

Whisker Sour
Sloe Gin Whizz
Meow Tai
Purrple Punch

and of course the old standbys,

Niptinis and Meowgaritas.

Come play on the Catio...we have a new installment, The Katnip (VIC) Very Important Cat Sky Lounge to lay around and furple-watch.  Don't be afraid, it's very sturdy!

Ready to Rock-n-Roll!

Sweet Pea waits to dance with Flynn...


There's treats all over the place.

Feel free to careen around like MadCats!

Indulge in the Nip.

When Daisy shows up I'm gonna show her how to do the Sideways Crabwalk.

And I have a NEW crazypants move, maybe y'all can help me name it:

I leap straight up, execute a 180-degree turn, and fling my back legs out like a bucking bronco!

The People will be here to administer rubbins and luvvins, and to keep all the foods stocked up.

Enjoy, Everybody, and Happy ManCat Monday!

XX  Maui