SASSY But'TOCKS!!

Kitties!

The Baby here, doing Double Duty on this fine Caturday.

Firstly, I'm participating in the Saturday PhotoHunt, the theme of which is ~SASSY~

Is this Look SASSY or what?

(Mommy says I'm full of "p*ss-n-vinegar".  She is uncouth.)

Secondly, today is our friend's DERBY's birthday...which he has designated as 'TOCKtober Day, where we all bare our 'tocks to celebrate...Derby, these slightly soiled 'tocks are for you!

Happy Caturday!

XX  The Baby, a.k.a. Filthy Dirty Whitey  XX

'Tocks Tuesday, or, My Bum Smells the Best!

Kitties!

CC here.

I told Mommy I needed a little blog time, and she was surprised, because usually I'm such a quiet guy.

I hardly ever feel the need to Meow about anything.

I'm a verreh happy kitteh...

...and I'm an action type ManCat! 

Whether I'm killing the feather toy or thundering around playing with my furblings, I'd rather be having fun almost more than anything else.  Except tummy rubs.  Every night I get major big time total torso tummy rubbins from Mommy when we snuggle.

But I have a secret, and since it's 'Tocktober I think the time has come to confess. 

Do you want to know what it is?

Are you sitting down?

I have the BEST-SMELLING BUM outta all the kitties here!

Yes, it's true.

Everybody enjoys getting all up in my business and taking a long deep whiff.  Sometimes there's a queue! 

I don't mind, it's polite to share.

Mommy calls my bum-scent "Ambrosia", although how she knows this is beyond me, seeing how no matter how many times I show it to her (up close and personal), she refuses to partake of my intoxicating aroma. 

Mommy, you don't know what you're missing!

Happy Tuesday!

XX  CC  XX

'Tocktober Tuesday with Maui

Kitties!

Maui here, showing the Back of Disrespect.

 You may have gathered that I went to the Evil Vet on Saturday.  You know, the same day that I got a new brofur...who I like, by the way.  We both have white tippy toes!

But back to Saturday.

Kitties, I did the standard singing in the car, and nervous looking around in the waiting room.  I haven't been to the Vet much; once to have my Hooha's removed and once for a check up.

So I wasn't expecting what happened next.

::cue Banjo music, a la "Deliverance"::

Kitties, I was VIOLATED!  Twice.

 I'm standing on the Exam table, and the nice (or so I thought) Dr. Bennett is scritching me and listening to my heart and feeling me up a little bit.  That's OK, I can hang with some heavy petting.

Then, all of a sudden up goes my tail and something cold went in my bum!  Yes, it was the Evil Thermometer.

Kitties, my bum is a one-way valve.  I girded my loins and launched that nasty thermometer OUT and across the exam table!  Dr. Bennett said she had never seen a kitty do that before... Long story short, I clenched my anal sphincter so tight Daddy had to grab my hind feets,  Dr. Bennet lifted my tail, and Kitties, I lost the battle.  My temperature was taken.

Here is a picture of my poor abused 'tocks.

 Which I am never showing to anybody, ever again.

I don't think I'll ever get over the trauma.

I need a nap.

There, that's much better.

Happy Tuesday!

XX Maui