Kitties!
Scouty here.
Since the HOTS started, all of us here at The Lounge have been shedding like banshees* according to Mommy, and she's been a Woman Possessed, pinning us down with her grabby hands and brandishing The Evil Implements of Fur Removal.
With, of course, the exception of me. Because, No Touching.
So every year I construct a little Catlick (cat + cowlick) on my back from the extra fur.
It drives Mommy batcrap crazy--she's dying to snip it off.
(For your information, batcrap crazy is worse than crazypants!)
Naturally this will NEVER EVER happen. I mean, really, I don't generally even let her get close enough to get decent pictures...like today.
I'll remove the latest catlick in my own good time--the longer I sport it the batcrappier Mommy gets--and that's a good thing, right?
Happy Tuesday!
XX Scouty and his Clingon XX
*whatever THAT means
That is your cowlick Scouty and yours alone. No doubt it'll fall off with a little help from TJ. Good to see you, you handsome Dude.
ReplyDeleteYou are hardcore, Scouty! Even Boodie lets my human give her a comb out.
ReplyDeleteScouty, I don't know HOW you've managed to keep from being touched in all the time you've been there. You are so stinking cute, and have such gorgeous eyes, that I'd NEVER be able to keep my hands off of you! ..And your catlicks would drive me batcrap crazy too.. Can no one even sneak up on you in your sleep and pluck it out of there?
ReplyDeleteYeah, we got flea-combed yesserday. Not fer fleas, but to drag out matted furs,. We yelled a lot, but it felt better after. We wont admit that ta TBT of course.
ReplyDeleteScouty,you and Treasure have a lot in common ;)
ReplyDeleteIt is hard for mum to attack his catlicks and she is always trying ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Oh batshit crazy is the best!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, moms.... plus, she's always wanted to get her grabby hands on YOU anyway. This is just an excuse! Run, before it's Scouty Stew!
ReplyDeleteyou gotta have goals buddy - and driving the mom crazy is a good one
ReplyDeleteI think you've invented a new word, Scouty..."batcrappier"
ReplyDeleteMy mom wears gloves now when she brushes me. Can you imagine?! Signed, Sadie
ReplyDeleteThat's a fine one you're sprouting, but really, you'd be more comfy with a quick gabby-hand grooming!
ReplyDeleteThat's a fine one you're sprouting, but really, you'd be more comfy with a quick gabby-hand grooming!
ReplyDeleteevery year? imagine the dedication it takes to grow that thing every year. good job Scouty!
ReplyDeleteScouty you are one cute kitty, and we love being educated on vocabulary.
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
It must have taken a lot of hard work to grow a good catlick like that, Scouty.
ReplyDeleteScout, that would drive our mom batcrap crazy too. What's with humans???
ReplyDeleteYour catlick is driving our mommy batcrap crazy so we can only imagine how much batcrappier your mommy is!
ReplyDeleteScouty, what an evil schemer you are! Kudos! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteYou go, Scouty! Oh, and Elliott doesn't like to be brushed either. We can't figure it out.
ReplyDeleteDriving your mum crazy or crazier? Way to go!
ReplyDeleteDriving humans crazy is a most interesting pastime, except when it ties in to treat flow...
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans