Catlicks, Conquered

Kitties!

Scouty "here".

Look what I left for Mommy on the poang chair:

Not one, but two catlicks!

It was a blast, sporting my catlicks, driving Mommy batcrap crazy--but all good things must come to an end--so I removed them in the middle of the night while she was sleeping.

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

SCORE:

Mommy = 0

Scouty =1 (or would that be 2?)

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Scouty  XX

Yearly Appearance

Kitties!

Scouty here.

Since the HOTS started, all of us here at The Lounge have been shedding like banshees* according to Mommy, and she's been a Woman Possessed, pinning us down with her grabby hands and brandishing The Evil Implements of Fur Removal.

With, of course, the exception of me.  Because, No Touching.

So every year I construct a little Catlick (cat + cowlick) on my back from the extra fur.

It drives Mommy batcrap crazy--she's dying to snip it off.

(For your information, batcrap crazy is worse than crazypants!)

Naturally this will NEVER EVER happen.  I mean, really, I don't generally even let her get close enough to get decent pictures...like today.

I'll remove the latest catlick in my own good time--the longer I sport it the batcrappier Mommy gets--and that's a good thing, right?

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Scouty and his Clingon  XX

*whatever THAT means

Catlicks

Kitties!

Scouty here.

Springtime shedding season is upon us here at the Lounge, and as usual I'm starting to sport a fine selection of Catlicks on my spine (where I can't reach).

Daddy was talking some smack about capturing me with a net and hauling me off to the vet's office where they could gas me into submission and groom me.  Mommy just about died laughing at the idea and said she couldn't wait to watch him bag me; comparisons to greased pigs were made...but...apparently Daddy expects her to assist him!

As if that's gonna help.

Because we all know it's not happening.

Ever.

Happy Caturday!

XX  Scruffy Scouty  XX

Wherein *I* Solve the Mystery

Kitties!

Scouty here.

Do you remember the Mystery Post with this photo?

Well, many* of you guessed what these were correctly...they were two of my catlicks!  Mommy found 'em on the sofa one morning.  I was getting worried about her sneaky feet so I took matters into my own paws and did a little barbering.  

I still have one left, though.  See it?  It's along my spine.

Gotta have a little something to keep Mommy on her toes...

Happy Thursday!

XX  Scouty  XX

*"Kitten Starter Kits"...MOL MOL MOL!!!!  Brian, you cracked us UP.

Sneaking Up on Scouty

Kitties!

Watch Mommy's feets:

First one foot...

...and the second one creeps up...

...stretch out the leg--almost...

...and...

BUSTED!!! 

I see those fur-plucking feets of yours Mommy, and I give them the Lasers of Doom!

Catlick = 1

Mommy = 0

Happy Caturday!

XX  Scouty  XX