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and...*Angels Grayce, KonaKitty, and Sylvester* always loved, never forgotten




Showing posts with label I might have a tiny problem with the Nip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I might have a tiny problem with the Nip. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Nipceedo



Kitties!

Salem here.
If I know only one thing, it's this:

There's no such thing as too much nip!


Happy Tuxday!

XX  Stoner Salem  XX

Monday, November 14, 2016

Meezer Melee



Kitties!

May Ling here.

Daddy put some primo nip in our giant sperm polliwog toy!  He pressed it down into itself to make a hollow for the nip.

  He calls this packing a bowl.
Whatever.
*I* call it delightful!

Really REALLY delightful.

Say, does anybody have any tuna-flavored Doritos?
Or Mountain Mew?


Happy Monday!

XX  May Ling  XX

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Thankful Thursday



Kitties!

Salem here.
Belly up in a pile of nip, next to my valerian plague ratsie, and on butcher paper that is gently infused with the scent of fresh salmon...Life is good.


Happy Thursday!

XX  Satisfied Salem  XX

Monday, October 10, 2016

An Experiment



Kitties!

The Mommy sprinkled catnip on some toys.  Let's see what happens... 
I don't do nip, Mommy.

***IGNORE***

wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


Happy Monday!

XX  Felix, Maui, and May Ling  XX

Monday, August 22, 2016

Gamete Giddiness



Kitties!

Maui here.

Mommy got us some radically dank catnip, and packed a generous bowl inside this great toy that King Punapippuri's Äiti (Mum) crocheted for us.
Supposedly it's shaped like a polliwog...but Mommy calls it The Giant Sperm! What a pervert.

I called first dibs.

**inhales**

And second dibs!
Oh wow, man...things are getting weird...


OK, I admit it, I totally bogarted the polliwog--and the nip--can you blame me?


HAPPY Monday!

XX  Maui Wowie  XX

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Sultry Selfie



Kitties!

Juliet The Baby here...

...at the behest and Special Request of my Romeo, King Spitty.

Mommy loves my Roman nose.

A super-scrumptious side-eyed selfie, with nip!

*thlurp!*

Of which I generously partook.
(see the hole on the middle of the pile?)


Happy Sunday!

XX  The Baby, aka Filthy Dirty Whitey  XX

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Thursday, November 19, 2015

Reality Check




Kitties!

Sylvester here...
...along with a few of my friends!

I can neither confirm nor deny rumors that I *may* have been hitting the catnip...


Happy Thursday!

XX  Slyversty...erm...Sylvester  XX




Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Two Word Wednesday




Maui Wowie!




Happy Happy Happy Wednesday!

XX  Maui Mon  XX




Saturday, November 7, 2015

Uh Oh....




Kitties!

Looks like somekitty has been hittin' the nip a little too hard:
Way to go, Johnny!


Happy Caturday!

XX  Silly TJ  XX

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Nip-Ceedo



Kitties!

Salem *hic* here.

*hiccup*

Daddy picked some *hic* fresh nip for us.

Not content with just letting us *hic* eat the nip, he rubs it on our vests *hic* and gums, too!

I admit, I may have imbibed a bit...um...excessively.

But good golly, that nip is SO wonderful!

*hic*

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Salem  XX

*hic*

Friday, September 4, 2015

Feline Fried Day



Kitties!

Salem here.
Daddy picked me some extra dank weed primo catnip from the garden.
As you might guess from my relaxed demeanor, I have already inhaled...

...but I think I need another hit.

Must. Roll. Over. 
**OOF**

Well, rats...I sorta lost my momentum.
Along with my ambition!

Maybe I better have a little rest, instead...


Happy Friday!

XX  Salem  XX

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Niptermath



Kitties!

Maui here.

*I* see pink spotted mousies...do you see pink spotted mousies?

They're flying everywhere. 

Mommy:  hmmmm...looks like some kitty has been into the nip!


Happy Wednesday!

XX  Maui Wowie  XX

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Thursday in the Garden with Grizzler




Kitties!

The Baby here. 
This corner garden by the jasmine is one of my favorite places to lay and sun myself after my morning fifty-hole digging fest constitutional.

Of course, it's not the jasmine that I'm here for...

...it's the NIP!

I admit it, I'm partial to a small wake-n-bake.

ooooooooh...head rush...

Happy Thursday!


XX  Wacky Whitey  XX

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Toonful Toofy Toosday


Kitties!

Sylvester here.
You may have noticed that there's a flakey substance on me--and it ain't dandruff--it's NIP!

One of the finest things about being a Cat (in addition to all the other Most Excellent points of Felinity) is the ability to roll around in Teh Nips in a patch of sun.

In fact, I think I feel a song coming on:
*ahem*

♪ ♫ ♪ ♪
Sun on my furs, feels so good
Round old tummy, filled with food
Nip on my coat
a song in my throat
And vicious gleaming ivories! 
♫ ♫ ♪

Whew.
I need a nap after all that...and maybe some snacks...that was some nip!


Happy Tuesday!

XX  Sylvester  XX

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Happiness.


Kitties!


Sweet Pea here, and I am elebenty-six kinds of excited, because my Handsome British Beau Flynn gave me, and only me, an award!

Thank you, Flynn...My nose and paw pads are pink with pleasure.
::giggle::

I tried to think of a suitable way to express my gratitude and I settled on one thing the two of us are not opposites about...NIP!

C'mon over handsome, and let's clean my coat, together!
::blush::

Finally, I want to pass this award on to two fellow Nevada-kitties, Quill and Greyson, a pair of ridiculously huge, silly Mancats we love!


Happy Tuesday!

XX  Green Sweet Pea  XX

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Further Egg Carton Shenanigans

Kitties!

Salem here.
I gotta hand it to Mommy--she's one smart cookie.

Not only did she give us the cardboard egg carton to destroy, she put it out on the Catio and filled it with lashings of homegrown nip!

 I was first in line for the nippitynipnip goodness.  Everybody else can wait their turn.

*snuffle sniffle snort*

Um.  This picture is a tiny bit embarrassing.
Because it's out of focus, that is.

Mommy says I'm a mean drunk, but I have no idea what she's talking about.  I'm as calm as a catcumber.  She must be thinking of some other kitty.

Truly, I have no idea why everyone is maintaining such a careful distance...

...and slinking around.

I would never raise a paw against any of my furblings!
See?  I'm merely waving hello to Rupert.
Really!


Happy Thursday!

XX  Salem  XX