Pineapple Mauling Pussycat

Kitties!  

Sweet Pea here.

With a question: 

How could anybody ever think it was *I* who viciously attacked the pineapple on the counter?

Because this face is the perfect picture of innocence.

Right?

Happy Sunday!

XX  The (Alleged) Bromiliad Biter  XX

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Biteless Belly

Kitties!

Sylvester here.

My tummy needs a rubbin', too!

And *I* don't bitey the hand that pats me...unlike some other kitties I could name...Johnny!

Happy Friday!

XX  Sleek Sly  XX

Tuesday Tussle

Kitties!  

Sweet Pea here.

Me-n-Rupert have epic, spectacular battles daily.

It keeps us trim and in shape for most anything.

We usually start with a grooming-bitey.  We take turns at this; I bite Rupert just as much as he bites me.  However, *I* usually do wash his ears pretty thoroughly, first.  

(He's a grimy boycat, after all!)

The Bitey leads to the classic Stare Down...

...and then the WHAPPING begins!

*bif*

!THWOK!

*KA-pow*

And then, just like that, we're done!

All our Catly skillz honed and ready to go.

No hard feelings--later on we'll have Round 2, and 3, and 4...

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Lefty Pea and Bruiser Rupe  XX

Twiddlin' Tuesday

Kitties!

Salem here.

I was having a little snooze on the back of the recliner* when suddenly:

Mommy started to scratch my cheeks and twiddle my whiskers!

And then she stopped to take some more pictures.

As you can tell, I was displeased...but I am happy to report that when the rubbing continued I had my revenge and gave her Teh Bitey!

I Rule.

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Salem  XX

*YES, I fit!

Mancat Muffler

Kitties!

Tiny Johnson here.

It's a good thing that cooler weather is on it's way, cos my new fur suit is almost finished!  It's still a bit thin on my sides...

...but my muffler-ruff is back in magnificent glory.  Mommy likes to grab either side of it and give my jowls a nice vigorous rubbing.  I purr like a madcat when she does this and also try to bite her, sometimes.

As you can see my right side ruffle has a tuft sticking out...can you guess who's responsible for that?

This guy!

CC.

Mommy says it's Karma.  

Happy Monday!

XX  TJ and CC  XX 

Pea vs Pineapple!

Kitties!

Sweet Pea here.

Do you see what's behind me?  A Pineapple!  And I'm here today with a public service announcement:  these things can not be trusted.

Ever.

The bread, the bananas, and the casaba melon up here with me are all copacetic comestibles...but Pineapples?  They are some Bad Customers.  The prickliest, spiniest, and most likely to be used as a blunt object fruit of 'em all!

I mean, just look at how it's leaning towards me in a menacing manner as I innocently clean my paw!

It needs a Lesson, doesn't it?

Check out what I do to obstreperous bromeliads:

or click HERE

Yes, I know, there's not really a lot of footage featuring me actually killing the Pineapple but you can blame that omission on the cinematographer and her grabby butt-spanking hands.  

Rest assured that I vanquished my foe:

SCORE:

Sweet Pea = 1

Pineapple = 0

Happy Caturday!

XX  Sweet Pea  XX

Sunday with my Sister

Kitties!

Tiny J here.

I'm all curled up in a tidy ball and do you know why?

Because my bitey sister Grayce is on the sofa with me!

She bears watching.  

Especially since my thick protective pelt is gone--Grayce could sink her fangs into my sensitive, shaven hiney any minute, for no reason whatsoever!

*pshaw*

Reasons?  Who needs reasons?  That's right--I bite for fun!  

TJ better sleep with one eye open...

Happy Sunday!

XX  Johnny and Grayce  XX

Why I Bite, by Grayce

Kitties!

Grayce here, enjoying this nice soft blankie on the cushy sofa...

...please note my pert and upright Happy Ears!

*shutterclick*

Oh, for Cod's sake.  Not again.

Airplane Ears, ready for takeoff!

Mommy, why do you persist in your flashing and clicking and just being generally intrusive?

It's enough to drive me to bite.

Happy Friday!

XX  Grayce  XX

Poor Mommy

Kitties!

One of us, He Who Shall Remain Unnamed (HWSRU)...

*kaff*kaffJohnnykaff*

...bit Mommy Wednesday night!  It was an accident and Mommy isn't mad at HWSRU or anything.  She was grooming HWSRU and said kitty got a little over-enthusiastic away biting the comb and latched on to her hand instead.

Thursday morning her hand looked like this:

See the two fang holes?

Mommy went to the doctor and got antibiotics, and a tetanus shot, and a flu shot, just to round things out.  We are sad to report that they did not take her temperature rectally, which we think is totally unfair.  Plus, she can take pills all by herself!  We were hoping that Daddy would have to wrassle her down and pill her.  Now that would be some Good Times to watch.

HWSRU did not have to be quarantined, even though we do not have our shots, (Mommy does not condone shots) which is a relief.

The upshot of HWSRU's antics is that our blogging and commenting are gonna be curtailed until the swelling goes down, because Mommy is a whiner finds typing a wee tad painful.  What a wimp.

Happy Friday!

XX  The Katnip Lounge Kitties, who Never Bite, or at least Bite Hard  XX

Fruity Fessin' Up on Friday!

Kitties!

Salem here.

Do you want to know a Deep, Dark Secret?

Yes?

You Do?

OK, here it is:

I am an unrepentant Fruit Biter.

Yes, it's true.

'Twas I who wantonly savaged Mommy's Banana.

And that's not all... 

...no fruit is safe from my fiendish fangings!  Cherries, strawberries, apples, pears, peaches--I'll pierce 'em all--and more than once, mind you.  Even cucumbers.  Although I do admit that the watermelon that invaded the kitchen counter this summer was a pretty tough customer.  I may have left that one unsullied.   

Mommy is a mostly begetable-eater, so there's always plenty of fang fodder crying out to be marauded ripening on the counter. She's become resigned accustomed to eating previously tooth tested fruit--just like Daddy who eats pizza after The Baby has licked the cheese, Mommy is a trooper and eats Holey Fruit.  

She better be grateful, is what I say.  Not every Mommy has a Personal Produce Pussycat.

Happy Friday!

XX  Salem  XX

Toothsome Tuesday

Kitties!

Grayce here.

Making biskits on the fleecy blanket.

 ♫ la dee da daaa ♪♪

HEY!

It's The Hand!

ooooooooooo...that feels gooooooooood.

So good, that I have to BITE it!  Hard.

The Hand: OW!  Owowowowowowow!!!!

*kickety kick kick kick*

There. I killed it.

But it sure left a bad taste in my mouth.

And on my vest, too.

What a bother, cleaning up all the Mommy skank.  

*thluuurrrrrrrrp*

At least I drew bluds.  That makes it all worthwhile.

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Grayce  XX

When PLAY Becomes PREY--The Saturday Photohunt!

Kitties!

Felix here, commandeering the Saturday Photohunt.  This week's theme is PLAY, and I want to show you my favorite game. 

 I call it "The Blood Drawing Game".  

 I know that I'm supposed to do this in one photo, but I've never been big on rules.  heh. 

Here I am on my perch...do you see the Evil Hand sneaking up on me?

I act all cool and unconcerned...

...but I'm merely biding my time.

STRIKE!  A direct chomp to the thumb-webbing!  Many many many points for me.

I deal the offending hand a mighty blow with my left paw...

...followed by a pummeling from my right. 

 More points to me.

HORRORS!

The Monstrous Hand has risen like a zombie from the grave!

Screaming like a little girl a fearsome Warrior Cry, I snag the Zombie Hand with my razor claws...

...and deliver the Killing Bitey!

The Hand is now under my control.

My points are as numerous as the furs on my belleh.

I win.  Again.  Naturally!

What do you like to PLAY?

Happy Saturday!

XX  Felix  XX