Carnage.

Kitties!

Guess who we're watching?

The Baby caught a birdy on her Morning Stroll, and since for her it's all about the catch and kill, she brought it in for us to "inspect".

 CC called dibs.

If your humans would rather not see photos of him going crazypants with his prey we understand--but you bloodthirsty kittehs will probably really enjoy the following shots:

Anybody lurking?

This birdy is MINE!

wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

Where'd it go?

AHA!

Double wheeeeeeee!!!!!!

Thanks Bibby!  You rock.

Happy Monday...and we hope your peeps weren't too grossed out!

XX  TJ, Scouty, CC, and The Mighty Filthy Whitey  XX

A Very Exciting Occurrence, Part DEUX

Kitties!

When we last saw Sweet Pea with the lizard, she was starting to attract a crowd.

First CC, then Maui.

When Scouty joined the peanut gallery, Sweet Pea had had enough.

It was time to perform the Bloodthirsty Kitty Konga Line!

cue music: 

♫ do do dah dah DAH da ♫

♪ do do da da DAH ♪

♪ ba ba buh buh BAH BAA ♪

♫ bup bup bim boo BAH ♫ 

*gasp*

one last verse:

♪ bip bip bop bop GOOMBAH ♪

♫ la dee sis boom BAH ♫

To be continued...

Happy Wednesday!

XX  The Dansing Kats  XX

A Very Exciting Occurrence, Part the First

Kitties!

Thweet Pea here.

Thorry about the lithp--you may have notithed that I have a lithard in my mouth!

The Baby wath out for her Morning Conthititional when she rutheled the lithard out of the bushes and it ran onto the Catio, an Exthtremely Faulty Tactical Move.

 I thnatched it right up.

Now, the quethtion ith:  Where to partake of my delithious morthel?

Uh oh.

Houthton, we have a problem...

To Be Continued!

Happy Monday!

XX  Mith Pea  XX

Frolicking Friday

Kitties!

Salem here...

...and I have a wild hair up my capacious curvy bum!

I know just what to do to burn off a little crazypantedness: pummel the ESS. 

::leap::

I'm gonna scratch-n-scratch-n-scratch it until it's nothing but shreds.

!!!DIE*DIE*DIE*DIE!!!

ESS:  "Aaaaiiiieeeeeeeeee"

There, that's done...

::dusts off paws::

...and now I see something else to maul.

The Nefarious Glitter Ball!

Hmmmm, maybe I'll just squish it to death.  Killing is hard work!

Happy Friday!

XX  Salem  XX

Mighty Maui Munches Mousie!

!!!!WARNING!!!!

The following post contains graphic mousie-munching photos!!!

Young kittens and squeamish peeps: proceed at your own risk.

Kitties!

Maui here.

Friday night I shot into the living room with most of my furblings in hot pursuit; I had snagged a mousie out on the Catio and everybody wanted in on it and there really wasn't enough to share.  You know how it is.  Of course Mommy saw what was going on (perceptive for once) and sprang into action--she shooed the Slavering Horde away from me (I was growling like a semi-truck going uphill) and grabbed the camera to document the event.  I tell you what, Mommy has her priorities straight.

I took my prize into Daddy's office where he could lay in state.

I prodded him a few times...

...and rearranged him.

After a few Fang Shui adjustments, he was Just Right.

For eating.

::crunchity crunch crunch crunch::

mmmmmmmmm...brains!

Mommy says I'd make a good zombie...I can't imagine why.

At this point Mommy removed the lower portion what was left of my prize and put it in the freezer* for me, for later!

I sure hope I get to finish it soon...

Happy Monday!!

XX  Maui  XX

*Freezer = Morgue.  Where carcasses go until trash day...sometimes startling Daddy if he doesn't know one is in there.  Pretty funny, actually.  He squeals.

Payback's a Finch

Kitties!

WARNING!!

Graphic photos below!

(No bluds, though)

There was Great Excitement Sunday morning!

Birdy revenge was had.

Mommy had just gotten out of the shower, getting ready for work, when she heard the "clickety-click-click-click" of a herd o'cats barreling through the cat flap, followed by lots and lots of low growling.  Nothing new.  But then, she thought "I don't recognize that growl", so she glanced into the bedroom, where Maui had a birdy clamped firmly between his jaws, and nearly all of us trying to take it away from him, or, at the very least, get a good sniff.

Maui didn't have any intention of sharing, and was trotting in circles--across the Catio, into the bedroom and through the house, out onto the Catio, etc etc in an effort to avoid us and consume his catch in peace. 

And by this time "us" included Mommy.

Did we mention that Mommy was nekkid and dripping?

She was!

But that didn't deter her from chasing after the bloodthirsty kitty conga line.  Whipping a knot in her towel, she sprinted to the head of the line while screeching at Maui to drop the birdy.  Of course her caterwauling scared the bejeezus out of him and he broke into a gallop, heading for the bedroom--the doorway of which Daddy suddenly appeared and muzzily inquired what the $@!! was going on.

Bringing the action to a dead stop.

Daddy scooped up the birdy (which Maui finally dropped) and deposited him in the morgue* after a quick briefing from Mommy.

Total bummer.

However, since Mommy is every bit as sanguine as we are she decided to shoot a few "re-enactment" photos when she got home, giving us a second crack.

We are pleased to report that flash-freezing retains all the tasty qualities one expects in a birdy!

Scouty was particularly enamored.

Mommy had to shout and chase him all over the Catio to get him to drop it!

We bet the neighbors find us vastly entertaining.

Happy Monday!

XX  The Lounge Kats  XX

*upright freezer.  lizards also repose here.  and mice.

The Paw of Doom

Kitties!

Daddy bought some pipe cleaners.

The Hapless Victim

The  Perpetrator's Paw

The Merciless Assault

♪♪♫  Oh...Wrap a yellow pipe cleaner around my sharpened claw... ♫♪♫

The Feline Instigator

Happy Monday!!

XX  Johnny, Slayer of Pipe Cleaners  XX

Pee Ess:  Our new bloggie friends at PURRY CUTE are planning a New Year's Eve Pawty, and we don't think a lot of kitties know about it...we bet they would be thrilled to have you stop by!

Lounge Lizard Part 2!

Kitties!

This is George.

At least, this is a George...there are dozens of Georges in our yard. 

(Or garden, if you are a Cat from Other Lands.)

Do you see how delectable he looks?

George is a formidable foe.

Half the deliciousness is in the George-catching!

Yesterday  Nico, Jay Jay & Simon (May Ling's swain, hubba hubba) reminded us that we Cats are Vishus Predators and we are Not to be Denied!

Since I, The Baby, am the only Cat allowed Outdoors I decided that George must die.

Kitties, if your Mommies or Daddies are squeamish, or there are young kitten tots in the room, shield their eyes.

Here I am looking for a George.

Lizards rustle around in the leaves and under plants.

If you're quiet you can hear them, doing Evil Lizard things.

Shhhh! I hear one...he's behind me...

GOTCHA!

George, you who are about to be dedded, I salute you.

::sniff sniff::

Yup, it's George.  I'd know his smell anywhere.

::shake shake::

Whoops, his tail fell off.

Johnny, you can have that bit.

Waste not, want not.

I'm not getting ANYWHERE near those claws!

Since I'm a good sisfur, (and since George stopped moving) I gave him to CC.

Thanks!  The Baby's not all bad...

Look at me!  I have a "Lizardstache". 

Is that stylin' or what?

George is Mine!  GROWWWWWWL!

ACK!  Scouty lied to me!

George does NOT taste like chicken.

Now I need to brush!

Maui, George is all yours.

Salem appears to not want him this time.

Thanks, CC!

I will devour George under the benevolent gaze of our Mighty Huntress, The Baby.

Mmmmm, I remember eating George as a regular part of my Healthy Breakfast when I lived as a Feral Outside.

Yup, still tasty!

And so nutritious.

Kitties, this is raw food at it's finest!

::crunch crunch::

::burp::

Delightful!

And where was Felix during this entire spectacle?

Sleeping in the Little Out, Oblivious!

He misses ALL the Good Stuff.

Kitties, we hope you all enjoyed today's adventure as much as we did!

XX  Lounge Kats