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Monday, August 19, 2013

Mighty Maui Munches Mousie!

!!!!WARNING!!!!

The following post contains graphic mousie-munching photos!!!
Young kittens and squeamish peeps: proceed at your own risk.

Kitties!

Maui here.
Friday night I shot into the living room with most of my furblings in hot pursuit; I had snagged a mousie out on the Catio and everybody wanted in on it and there really wasn't enough to share.  You know how it is.  Of course Mommy saw what was going on (perceptive for once) and sprang into action--she shooed the Slavering Horde away from me (I was growling like a semi-truck going uphill) and grabbed the camera to document the event.  I tell you what, Mommy has her priorities straight.
I took my prize into Daddy's office where he could lay in state.

I prodded him a few times...

...and rearranged him.

After a few Fang Shui adjustments, he was Just Right.

For eating.

::crunchity crunch crunch crunch::

mmmmmmmmm...brains!

Mommy says I'd make a good zombie...I can't imagine why.

At this point Mommy removed the lower portion what was left of my prize and put it in the freezer* for me, for later!
I sure hope I get to finish it soon...


Happy Monday!!

XX  Maui  XX


*Freezer = Morgue.  Where carcasses go until trash day...sometimes startling Daddy if he doesn't know one is in there.  Pretty funny, actually.  He squeals.
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54 comments:

  1. JB's Big and Small WorldsAugust 18, 2013 at 8:27 PM

    OMC!!!!! Maui! Bro, that was awesome!
    ~Chester

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  2. Catio TalesAugust 18, 2013 at 8:31 PM

    Result! That was triumphant. And of course the hunter has to eat it.
    This morning Äiti found an internal organ form some unknown creature on the living room floor. No fur, feathers or skin - just a red blob of something! And we are all silent on the matter.

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  3. GigiAugust 18, 2013 at 8:45 PM

    Well, *I* am suitably impressed. The Human scrolled thru really really fast cause she is kinda squeamish but I really wanted to see more. You da Man, Maui!

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  4. Summer at sparklecat.comAugust 18, 2013 at 8:58 PM

    That mouse is barely a mouthful! Your human should have let you finish it!

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  5. brokenteepeeAugust 18, 2013 at 9:23 PM

    You are like Harry then - you eat the brains. Go Maui

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  6. Ellen WhyteAugust 18, 2013 at 9:39 PM

    OMC, any mousie that ventures into your place MUST be a Darwin Award contestant!

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  7. Angel Prancer PieAugust 18, 2013 at 9:47 PM

    ::THUD:: Our Mommy has fainted. We think it looks delish, though!

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  8. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesAugust 19, 2013 at 12:46 AM

    I'm a master at reading while averting my eyes from the gruesome parts... I did notice that it's a tiny mouse, how come there was some left for later? (or for frightening daddy, which I think is an awesome use of half a mouse!)

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  9. Old KittyAugust 19, 2013 at 12:51 AM

    Hmmm!! What a tasty way to start the day, magnificent Maui!! Take care
    x

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  10. Stacy HurtAugust 19, 2013 at 12:56 AM

    droooool. DANG! now I'm all hungryfied!

    Way to go Maui! All new episode on CATTV's new hit show 'What's for dinner?"

    *scampers off to lurk around the garage*
    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  11. Crafting QueenAugust 19, 2013 at 1:11 AM

    Well done Maui!!!Hope you get to finish it soon. Skipper :)

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  12. Mickey's MusingsAugust 19, 2013 at 1:29 AM

    Around here Tillie and Julie are the good mousers. Mom always takes them away though. Sheesh!!
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
    Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

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  13. Cats Herd YouAugust 19, 2013 at 2:48 AM

    What a mighty hunter you are, Maui!

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  14. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuAugust 19, 2013 at 3:18 AM

    Oh Maui! You are such a mighty hunter! I wish we could go on an expedition together (blush...).

    Purrrrrrrrrs,
    Sei-Chan

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  15. LinAugust 19, 2013 at 5:02 AM

    Blech! I hope the mom doesn't kiss you on the lips because that would be icky mouse-breath.

    That's good that you are a mouser--although the eating part is gross. Hobbes likes to hunt mousies, but he never eats them.

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  16. med kärleksfull handAugust 19, 2013 at 5:17 AM

    congratulations on a great Catch Maoi, we have no mice left and are condemned to munch dried horsemeat, or whatever is in those Brown dry things "slave" gives us to eat. Regards from Three hungry indoorcats in Sweden, Iona, Iiiza and Littleman

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  17. DmaAugust 19, 2013 at 5:43 AM

    ewwww.

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  18. Jane and ChrisAugust 19, 2013 at 6:20 AM

    DROOOOOOOOOOOOL!
    The REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxxx

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  19. Hannah and LucyAugust 19, 2013 at 6:22 AM

    Maui you are a great and mighty hunter but why did your Mom have to interfere before you had finished your snack.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  20. Laila and Angel MinchieAugust 19, 2013 at 6:59 AM

    YAOWZA! Good catch! How sweet of your mom to freeze some for later.

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  21. Ivan from WMDAugust 19, 2013 at 7:04 AM

    Wow, Maui! It doesn't seem he made much of a toy first, though...

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  22. My Mind's EyeAugust 19, 2013 at 7:12 AM

    MAUI THE GREAT FURRY HUNTER!!
    MOL MOL
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  23. TerriAugust 19, 2013 at 7:20 AM

    Your mommy made sure you could eat your prize catch in peace! That is awesome!

    I'm not sure I'm up to carcasses in the morgue, though...

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  24. Linda @ A La CarteAugust 19, 2013 at 7:45 AM

    Maui Mommy rules to let you have your mousie in peace! Yumm!

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  25. Seville at Nerissa's LifeAugust 19, 2013 at 8:15 AM

    The twelve of us have pretty much moused out our property and on the rare occasion when we do get one, ol' peepers here does everything within her power to save its life and release it in a place of safety. MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  26. ReneAugust 19, 2013 at 8:21 AM

    Oh my, now that is a serious treat!

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  27. Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101)August 19, 2013 at 9:39 AM

    Oh boy, Maui might land on our detention list. Who else should we consider from your crew?

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  28. SeaThreePeeOAugust 19, 2013 at 9:51 AM

    Mmmm mousie munchies are the best!

    The Paw Relations

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  29. AnonymousAugust 19, 2013 at 10:11 AM

    Poor little mousie. But then again, you can't have those things scampering all over the Catio willy-nilly! Good job, Maui! Purrs...

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  30. Photo CacheAugust 19, 2013 at 11:21 AM

    our mom says she only hears of these things - we don't even see any mousie here that isn't filled with catnip - but am very glad to see that this really happens.

    emma and buster

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  31. da tabbies o trout towneAugust 19, 2013 at 12:42 PM

    maui...forget de freezer...ask yur mom ta get out a non stik pan N seer that mouze over de cooker....medium high heet for 13 mints, toss sum cheez on him and a wee bit a steak sauz N ewe haza reddy made burger !!

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  32. Katie IsabellaAugust 19, 2013 at 1:04 PM

    OH you da MAN Maui! WHOA NELLIE! WOWSERS! I catch them too but if mommy sees my haul, I don't get to eat.

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  33. BeadedTailAugust 19, 2013 at 2:08 PM

    You'd think the mousies would know by now to not come to your house but since it did, it got what it deserved! We'd like to see a video of your daddy finding carcasses in the freezer! MOL!

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  34. ANGEL ABBYGRACEAugust 19, 2013 at 2:42 PM

    Maui the great mouser!

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  35. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensAugust 19, 2013 at 2:58 PM

    *whispers*
    Maui, just so you know, she isn't going to let you have the other half again. if you want to eat the whole thing you need to do it before the momma takes it away..
    */whisper*

    Great way to supplement your diet and keep them critters out of the house. I'm a little surprised with all that feline-ness going on at your house a mouse would come with in a mile of it! :)

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  36. bethany925August 19, 2013 at 3:15 PM

    got to say I agrees wif TfFK, above - that mousie must have some kind of bad luck to walk into THAT particular Catio. Wrong place, wrong time, Little Guy.

    But, also, Maui...I fink I lubs you, you big Growly Semi-Truck Mighty Hunter, you. just fyi.

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  37. MargAugust 19, 2013 at 3:33 PM

    All right Maui, you got your raw food for the day good job. I want a picture of Scott's face when he finds the tail in the freezer. Eww. Too funny. We all love to leave the parts around when we eat part of those mice. Take care.

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  38. Brian's Home BlogAugust 19, 2013 at 3:52 PM

    Mighty Monday mousie munchie Maui!

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  39. The Island CatsAugust 19, 2013 at 4:06 PM

    Awesome, Maui! We guess the other kitties are gonna hafta catch their own mousies for munching!

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  40. Memories of Eric and FlynnAugust 19, 2013 at 4:31 PM

    That mousie looked very tasty Maui. Why didn't your mum let you finish it, then she wouldn't have to put it in the freezer and startle your dad.

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  41. SakuAugust 19, 2013 at 5:44 PM

    OMC Maui, we's never seen a real live dead mouse before! You is the most pawsome hunter.

    Good luck getting the rest of the mousie from your mom, MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  42. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)August 19, 2013 at 5:46 PM

    Outstanding werk Maui! We of course, heartily (and brainily) approve of catching and eating mousies. We are fortunate that TBT likes ta see us catching them as much as we enjoy that ourselfs.

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  43. Shaggy and ScoutAugust 19, 2013 at 5:51 PM

    You eyes are positively wild in those pictures Maui! Good work!

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  44. Kitties BlueAugust 19, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    Maui, you are one lucky kitty. Our humans won't let us eat any part of any mouses we catch. We don't know why. Isn't that what kitties are supposed to do? Stoopid humans! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  45. Barb's Cats and QuiltsAugust 19, 2013 at 7:10 PM

    Eeeewwwww! I don't think that mouse was washed first, Maui. Do you have any idea where it's been. I don't so. Next time, have Mommy or Daddy wash it thoroughly with hot soapy water and rinse well. Then, you can eat it's little brains out.

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  46. Oui OuiAugust 20, 2013 at 5:05 AM

    We think she was saving it for herself! Good luck seeing that mousie again.

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  47. CatherineAugust 20, 2013 at 5:10 AM

    Eeeeeeewwwww! Well...you did warn me.... LOL!
    xo Catherine

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  48. AnonymousAugust 20, 2013 at 9:23 AM

    Sweet Maui that was some good hunting and catching and we can see you enjoyed your catch. Hugs and nose kisses

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  49. MollieAugust 20, 2013 at 12:12 PM

    Maui, you are a super mouser.. I only play with them if I'm lucky enough to catch one.. xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  50. CATachresisAugust 20, 2013 at 1:12 PM

    The Staff came out one day and caught me just ripping the fur off something! She couldn't catch me in time to save any of it. I told her to catch her own lunch!! Sheesh!! Nice work, Maui! :)

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  51. GLOGIRLYAugust 20, 2013 at 4:08 PM

    Ok, we'd pay money to see and hear the squeal.
    So, get that video cam out.
    We're waiting.
    ; )

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  52. AnonymousAugust 20, 2013 at 6:37 PM

    MAUI!!! Score baby score!!!

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  53. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalAugust 21, 2013 at 2:35 PM

    OMC !
    Your humans actually let you keep your mousies ?!

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  54. KnatoleeAugust 22, 2013 at 5:55 AM

    Sigh. Cats! I found the back end of a mouse in front of my washing machine the other day. Beats that back half of a chipmunk I found on our bed.

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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