The Smartest Moth In The World

Kitties!

Felix here.

Mommy brought a fun toy in for me to devour play with--a big juicy moth.

But I'll be damn'd if I can find him.

Any ideas?

Happy Thursday!

XX  Frustrated Felix  XX

Creepy Caturday

Kitties!

Tiny Johnson here.

First things first--our Faithful Commenter CatReader wondered about the origin of my name.  Long story short: Mommy has a Dirty Mind.  She thinks it's hilarious, inquiring to see if a guest wants to pet "her Tiny Johnson".

*sigh*

But about the title of today's post--do you think Maui is gonna try to eat me?  You never know with that guy...

*shudder*

Happy Caturday!

XX  Big Tiny Johnson  XX

Cooking With Salem

Kitties!

Salem here.

The peeps love to see us in the Loaf position, with our legs all tucked under; for example, Mommy will ask Daddy "What did you do with the cat's legs?" and Daddy will answer "I cut 'em off and ate 'em!" and then they dissolve with laughter.  Well.  What with the never ending threats to turn Scouty into stew I decided that maybe it would be a smart idea to keep my legs in plain view to prevent myself from being turned into an entree.

Thus a full tuck in front, but do you see that back footie peeping?  It'll save me from becoming a feline fricassee, I'm sure.

Although Mommy does say I have such nice plump thighs.

Kitties, I may be in trouble here...

Happy Main Dish Monday!

XX  Salem  XX

Pizza! Pizza!

Kitties!

Daddy ordered a pizza for dinner...not that he got to eat much of it...

While Maui snatched the pepperoni off of one piece,

and Johnson claimed a square for himself,

Sylvester went for the motherlode!

KonaKitty liked the crust the best,

and Grayce preferred a more ladylike portion.

*phew*

We are full.  Now we need a nap, perchance to expel a few pizza-poots.

Happy Monday!

XX  Maui, TJ, Sly, Kona, and Grayce  XX

Tasteless Tuesday

Kitties!

Mommy was desperate for photos so she put some Stinky Goodness in a fancy red dish and whistled us up. 

Well.  

We all came running but that was as far as our cooperation in the photoshoot went.

Grayce wouldn't look, no matter how Mommy pleaded.

Sweet Pea decided she detested this flavor, this minute.

Johnson photobombed Scouty, who actually deigned to nibble...

...until The Baby told him off two seconds later!

After a couple of licks (that Mommy failed to capture) The Baby determined the food was Deadly Poison, and ceded the dish to KonaKitty--who hates everything.

By the time Rupert stepped up to the plate, Mommy was getting her titz in a wringer a little frustrated.

Would he or wouldn't he eat?

He did!

But only for a minute.  

Plus, he refused to face the camera and Mommy had the long lens on so she couldn't move anywhere else in the living room.

bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

Better luck next time, Mommy.

Happy Tuesday!

XX  The Kontrary Kats  XX

Formerly Feral Friday Finale--Down the Hatch

Kitties!

Maui here.

Yes, at last *I* have the lizard--and if there's one thing I remember from being a feral cat is you don't fiddle about (like Sweet Pea) with your prey, you kill it and get down to business right away...

...no matter who's watching...

...you gobble it up just as quickly as you can!  

Lizards are easy; they go down like spaghetti--the bones are so delicate it's merely a moment's work to crush the skull, eat the brains, and ZIP, the rest is gone!  Practically an amuse bouche.  To satisfy your curiosity, lizards taste just like delicious free-range chicken, with delicate herpetarian overtones. 

Now to nap, and digest.

Happy Friday!

XX  Maui  XX

pee ess:  it stayed down!